Would your waifu appreciate your internet history?

Would your waifu appreciate your internet history?

she'd probably behead me in my sleep

>he waifus asuka
disgusting

I'm pretty sure Revy would be fine with mine.

She'd kill me. Anyone would.

Yes
Sup Forums is the best board on Sup Forums

Depends, does she like Redrop?

Given that my waifu is also a weeb NEET, she probably wouldn't mind.

Revy has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. She's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

She would forgive me after I cry and beg her to forgive me, because I feel really bad about it, but only after giving me a well deserved beating.

>Waifu learns about my fetish
Please no.

>tfw your waifu will never approve or disapprove anything about you because she doesn't exist

At least she is cuter than yours.

I can't make out the contents of that picture.

Asuka is a sick fuck. She'd like it.

what internet history?

He'd be proud.

>Music, football (the real one) and cooking recipes.
Yeah, my wife would love that.

I don't think she would care.

Asuka isn't my waifu, but apparently she's the OP's.

Can you imagine the ego boost she'd get if she found out that there was an entire internet forum created by someone who used to fucking worship the ground she walked on?

Id make her appreciate it ;)

She would feel very disgusted about all the porn about her, but deep deep down there would be a flicker of ego growing.

I'd probably die, but I just got her nendoroid today, so I get a pass for now!

It's just Sup Forums, AB, and a sheer, towering mountain of anal pornography. She'd probably find it a bit weird but it wouldn't create any real problems.

A man of culture, I see.

Maybe she'd even start using a strap-on for you.

Don't have one. My browser cleans it every time I close it.

>All my favourite tags literally describe my waifu
Wow thanks OP, i didn't even reaslize.
Im glad my dick and my brain is in sync.

What if you fall asleep while your browser is open?

Jokes on you, my waifu probably has a creepier internet history, but she'd still tease probably.

She probably would, as 1/3 of it is anime, 1/3 vidya related shit and 1/3 porn

I don't have one.

Satsuki? I have no idea. I tend to look at random, strange things when I'm horny. At least it's a good way to break the ice that I want to fuck her ass.

But she's the best NGE girl to watch suffer its like a train wreck or a tire fire.

Not until I forget to clear the download history and accidentally open all my porn of her mother in front of her.

She'd probably just quietly leave the viscinity.
And Nono would end my life

Your waifu is a carpet muncher son.

But we're all little girls on the internet

my internet history varies widely (Sup Forums, Sup Forums, normie shit, youtube, etc) but i doubt she would care

That image would make a great porn movie cover.

>/fit/ waifu
>"user, why don't you save your browsing history?"
>"Oh, it's, uh, just generally safer."
>tags: plump, weight gain, thick thighs, huge ass

PC history is pretty clean, phone history would get an embarrassed, running-out-the-room reaction... probably.

Same here, except she's /fa/.

>Implying anyone who had their waifu would use the internet

Man's gotta work, user. How else are you going to provide for her?

>fitness videos, job offers, Japanese language resources, search results for her name/her series' name on yahoo auctions and other online shops

She would raise a deep sigh at that last one, but all in all she'll forgive me.

You'd make a great corpse. Fucking die, newfag shit.

>Leaving the regular stuff and just deleting the dirty history
That sounds like a lot of work.

Where do you think you are?

Y-you too.

...

That sounds kinda hot.

based user

Traps aren't gay.

She's always angry anyway.

She's too pure to understand any of it

>multiple ex links with noticeably large amounts of works tagged with the following
>guro
>bestiality
>rape
>impregnation
>Sup Forums
>youtube videos on hunting

It'll probably work out.

What browsing history?

That's what makes her so good to bully, just look at how little effort it takes to get her to lose her shit.

Don't worry even if your computer can't recall where you've been your router knows!

I don't think she would care