How are you celebrating Women’s History Month, pol?
How are you celebrating Women’s History Month, pol?
using the word cunt as much as possible
Sauce on this semen demon?
by fucking as many easy sluts as possible and then never talking to them again.
i will teach a woman how to cook
by Letting girls shit in my mouth while they jerk me off
tits or gtfo
i try to work in the word "cunt" and "moist" into conversations with women
who is this tally wacker packer?
...
This. Most of them think cooking is heating up something in the microwave.
I busted a nut on my gf's stomach.
By making a Tinder account.
>women's history month
>history
>his
No voting and driving rights on petition for next ballot
by doubling my hooker and cocaine budget for this month.
By downloading every single video on M'less.
Lately i've been making my girlfriend breakfast and dinner, i also vaccuum and wash the floors for her. I plan on doing the laundry sometime soon. The other day she told me "make me a sandwich!" and i did.
Your canine can talk?
you'll be amazed at what a little peanut butter on the roof of the mouth can do.
Normie
A fucking leaf.
I cant top that. 1st Place! Second, not even close!
Sauce? Where have i been?
Leaf.
Stop... Just stop.
I thought it was Irish heritage month?
>her eyes
Morlock vs Eloi.
stop me if you've heard this one.
Bought my wife a sandwich maker.
>Bought my wife a sandwich maker.
>sandwich maker.
It's bread and something inside the bread...
how hard is that? really?
Is she a hapa?
I did this for my ex, sadly. Of course it was emasculating and unappreciated. Delete this!
>Wearing your stethoscope like that
Just asking to get fucked up by a pt desu
by dicking a lot of women
wait...something goes inside the bread?
its the month of rebirth not the month of roasties
>How are you celebrating Women’s History Month, pol?
By inseminating as many of them as I can.
Never really got that one, but it's like hitting them with a moist baseball bat.
>wait...something goes inside the bread?
yes... toast.
I punched one in the face today so she fell into the road and traffic had to stop abruptly.
raping a different one every day
I too enjoy quality cheese pizza
>Gets a wife for his wife
>Pays for it too
>t. Turbocuck
Kill yourself