ITT: Describe an anime/manga

Others try to guess. I'll go first.

>Mentally incapacitated father starts a cult, makes up headcanons for ancient text he cannot read.

Evangelion?

Nope. Here's another hint:
>The sins of the father are shared between two sons.

Alrighty fellas,these ones are pretty easy but here they are anyway
1.6+ pair of High School students arr having trouble of just straight out saying their fucking feelings to the guys/girls they like
2.A hipster and a rich girl fals in love with each other
3.Shub-Niggurath doing normal things with a kid
4.Guy delivers tofu then becomes a sick ass driver
5.Man punches wizards then tells them that they should live more productively
6.Devil makes a football player team and wins their way through championship
7.Jojo but instead of stands it's swords and actual ghosts
8.Batman becomes a loner student and helps bitches with their problems

3 is Cthully: Crawling with Lovecraft
4 is Fast and Furious: Tofu Drift
5 is A Certain Illusion Breaker

>Woman with a ridiculously long name works a government job and finds love.

Madagascar, obviously.

Gurren Lagann

1. Gamers
2. Boku whatever
3. sauce me
4.
6
7
8 yahari

>A sickly school kid teams up with a disabled girl, resulting in loads of deaths.

A barber cuts hair...sexually.

There's this really angry kid. He has a black-haired female friend who mediates his fights he gets into. These guys called the Titans invade his hometown, a walled-in city. After they kill his mother, he joins the resistance army to defeat them. By the halfway point in the show, he is able to take control of a transforming giant. His blonde-haired friend is secretly part of a royal family.

another?

attack on titan

*sarcasm* fuck, i just can't imagine what that could be *sarcasm*

Yes.

>A girl has a crush on a boy, and one day she wakes up as her love's right hand.

Green Green Days?

Eoten Onslaught

Yes.

>A sinister looking boy takes over a school, forms a gang, gets a girlfriend and fights other schools for dominance.

>A story about family, incest, destiny, and flightless birds

Wind Summoner

mawaru penguindrum

it's a cool cartoon from japan, man.

3 is wrong,here is a hint. Kid's uncle got hospitalized and was trying to find his card,went into his basement then suddenly summons a lovecraftian deity,Also it's just a manga and it doesn't have an anime. Yet
5 is correct,and as for 4 i don't know if you're memeing,but i'll let it slide

1 is wrong, of the pairs has a Jojo incarnate faggot who appears from time to time gives the other couples some advice on how to do their shit better,also he's friends with a smooth motherfucker Student Council president who has a delinquent for his girlfriend
2.Nope It's a manga and doesn't have an anime adaption,and made by the same guy who made Maidragon
8.Correct

7. Bleach?

Guy can't decide which job to get, ends up choosing based on what his bitches like.

Girls' inner demons become actual demons.

Supernatural harem with a vampire man.

Dansai Buri no Crime Edge?

Truthfully speaking you're kinda correct,but still no.Let's just say that the MC's zanpakuto is a samurai who is friends with a blacksmith.Said blacksmith created the samurai's sword

strike the blood

Rosario Vampire?

yes.

>A magician steals things from people.

Lets desrcribe:

>two assholes get into a cross-universe spat. Ends with one reincarnating, and swearing to kill the other.

Saint Tail?

no

monogatari

yep

1. Main character and bad guy who killed his father both have a Servant of the same type, though they look quite different
2. Autism vs the supernatural, autism wins by KO in the third round
3. Guy fighting to save the girl he loves finally defeats his nemesis but in doing so only made said nemesis evolve into an even more powerful final form
4. Homeless guy does odd jobs for minimal compensation but somehow still smells incredibly nice
5. Best girl is a guy and best guy is a girl and neither are main girl/guy
6. MC with pet cat that isn't actually a cat is torn between loving and hating a man with a jewish name
7. From first kiss to marriage to having a child in the course of two episodes. He's still surrounded by a harem though

start normally with the mc being a normal person then shit happens fast, also a really good ending

Servant x Service?

1. [C]?

1. i wanna be superman
2. im now the best superman
3. jk im literally useless
4. frog chick everyone makes r34 of

Kamille is a MAN's name! And I am a MAN!

I really like this one.

Correct

Tricked

4. Golden Boy?

1. A guy and a rich girl solve mundane mysteries, also a sister is an adventurer.
2. A girl and a gay guy solve mysteries, all while playing music.
3. A girl transfers to another school after losing a battle, then she wins a battle at the end.
4. Two cute girls do magic with the help of two magical objects. One of the magical sticks is dead.
5. A terrible original show that somehow involves chickens. It was so bad it killed the MC's VA career.
6. A guy wants to have revenge on a girl, but then he falls in love with said girl.
7. Guy is attacked by a robot, then he sees that his female classmate is also in another robot.
Bonus: name the common person above to all shows

>A boy falls ins love with a girl
>cakes and music

big guy insert his thing inside a boy and he happily accecpt it

Black Jack

lovely quiet country get invade by the govement . Loli try to fight them and with help of psychopaths they can restore peace and love

Dora the fucking retard explorer

anti-isekai

>not people not running a cafe

correct

Once upon a time, this guy is new in town, having just moved to the city. While walking around, a girl crashes into him, and flashes her panties to the guy. The guy happened to be using his phone at the time, and the girl, thinking that the guy was taking pictures of her panties, destroys the phone. The girl then leaves, but not before dropping some CDs that she had been carrying.

The following day, the guy discovers that the girl is a student at his new school. Once again, he is caught "accidentally" taking upskirt pics, but he then accidentally drops his replacement phone. While the two were looking for the phone, some guy invites the girl to do track; the girl promptly refuses. The two finally find the phone, and the guy returns the CD to the girl.

The two then go out on a date to see a film, whose theme song was sung by the girl's favorite singer, who (unbeknownst to her) is actually the guy's childhood friend. Later on, the two watch said childhood friend's concert, and the girl is inspired to start a band. The two then work part-time at their teacher's friend's restaurant, and nearby the guy reconnects with the childhood friend. The girl then catches the guy and the childhood friend together. A love triangle ensues.

yes

6 - Natsume Yuujinchou?

It's Shaman King

Here's another (easy) one: a demon embraces the hikikomori way of life

Hakkenden?

2. HaruChika
4. Prisma
6. Masamune-kun

All correct, now answer the bonus.

Hint: it's a singer.

earth is dying, send a literal spaceship to enemy to get cure.

Harem where the MC is so useless they don't even bother giving them a name.

A big guy with an even bigger heart falls in love. He kisses his best friend.

Natsuki Hanae?

Business man abuses a child for financial gain

MonMusu

Female singer.

1. QUALITY the franchise
2. game> anime idolshit edition.
3. Unintentional Comedy.
4. Cowtits that are so bad it's just bad.
1 isn't dragonball.

fhána?

Not what I was thinking of

1. QUALITY Code

Still wrong.

VN Stimulator: The Anime

Amagami SS

Saekano? Noucome?

I enjoy this concept far too much for my own good

1. Vengeful stripper strips other strippers
2. Neutron star fucking loves swords
3. One girl loves sugar and the other loves protein, motherfucker
4. Girl's period blood causes stabbing pains in others, actually
5. Don't eat the green bananas
6. Very small boy develops daddy issues, mommy issues, then brother issues
7. Boy becomes hitman after his brown waifu becomes a vampire
8. Gay kills her crush to save her from a fate worse than death; it doesn't work
9. Removing Tom Cruise made Minority Report better
10. Doctor forces his son to eat him

11. Salaryman hates his job, takes up gym and cosplaying instead
12. A tsundere, a class president, a tomboy, and three lolis walk into a bar...
13. Boy gets the silent treatment; not a good sign
14. Keanu Reeves longs for the taste of beef
15. Naked ape gathers guerilla army to defeat gorilla army
16. Headcase arms herself like Henry Jones Sr. in lolita
17. Local boy gets 200% mad
18. Grown man crushes on 10 year old, gets cucked
19. Sup Forums nerd eats hair, gets /fit/
20. Narcissist perfects the art of eating potato chips

21. >they were moving at 820 * (23/10.4) m/s
22. 14 year olds act like actual 14 year olds; ruin everything
23. All your "Fate but with anime characters!!!1!11!" dreams come true
24. Jerk forms party with other jerks; hijinx ensue
25. The entire plot would be ruined if the MCs just looked at a calendar
26. Virgin tries to out-slut a slut; gets double cucked
27. Might as well go gay 4 dicks
28. Local idiot attends foreign school to get a glimpse of her celebrity crush
29. (You) are the MC, the MC is (You)
30. Gays drop a load of LSD, go on adventures

I'm helplessly in love with my sister: Country Bumpkin edition

Nah.
It's cheating to give 2 answers you know?

it's like star wars but with chinese magic

1 Kill la Kill
20 Death Note
23 Re:Creators

1. KLK
2. Fate
4. KnK
5. S;G
8. Madoka
9. Psychopass
15. Samurai Flamenco?
20. Death Note
22. Eva?

I'm shit.

>4. Cowtits that are so bad it's just bad.
Eiken?

Yes
Yes
Yes

1. KLK
5. S;G
7. F/Z
10. AoT
20. Death Note

24. Konosuba
25 Your Name
30 Flop flippers

All correct except 15

All correct

All correct

>7. F/Z
Oh shit. That one make sense. Clever.

A guy goes around the world after his sister dies.

1. ↑←↑
2. A young girl and her acquaintances must use the power of cards to fight monsters. Card games are not involved
3. Because some jerk with a god complex made the balls touch, everybody died.

2. CCS?

1 Burning heart, burning heart yume dake wo
3 Zeorymer

MC spends half the time trying to figure out how to ditch his top tier harem.

2. Prisma Illya

>Madagascar
lel, correct

No, sir. See above.

FFXV: Brotherhood

Guy works hard to get a harem, gets a group of girls that hate him.

Only sells because of event tickets and the will of a person from Shikoku.

1. Kokoro Connect

Close but not quite. I admittedly made that one a bit too vague.

Muh Nigga

2. Digimon Tamers?

A young guy with a name starting with "S" is forced to go dimension hopping and is joined by a goofball and an easily-irritated serious guy.

A girl feels that nothing turns around, she needs to get across something, because things are not the same, and the light has come.