This muchacho walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass

This muchacho walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass

What do?

I'd pick him up by his ear and throw him through a concrete wall.

My hand is my girlfriend so I high five him back I guess.

tell him morrissey sucks

Looks like a half caste Abo.

Recruit him to help kill fascists and nazis

>your girlfriend

>current year
>falling for the vaginal jew

tell him to get schwifty

Man I actually forgot about that awkward looking for identity stage
Fuck being a teenager lmao

What kind of mistery meat is this?

Choke him with his own chain.

Skin the little prick alive, her body, my choice.

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Tell him to go punch a commie in the face because it's ok and acceptable.

Fuck is that?

MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TSHIRT!

...

Ur daddy lol

Bieber in Mexico: the lost years

fuck off with your normalfag scenarios i keep my 2d queen in my pocket

>a girlfriend

Break his nose. Sometimes a man has to walk into a fight he may lose, if only because of the principles at stake.

Shussh.
Morrissey. Get real.

>undercut butt-cut
>roots from bad bleaching
>trashstache
>chain necklace
>graphic tee

Is the "mallcore" look of the late 90s making a comeback?

>This muchacho walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass
>What do?

Okay! So wen the answer NOT throat punch?