If you had a time machine what would you do?

If you had a time machine what would you do?

i would make sure Hitler won.

burn diary

One way trip to the 60's.

Stop the blacks from coming over in droves

I was actually thinking about this a while ago.
When I was 6-10, I thought about bringing guns and tanks and modern stuff to beat Hitler in WW2.

Now I want to bring guns and tanks and modern stuff to help Hitler in WW2.

kill henry kissinger at the age of 1 day old.

Save her from typhus?

kill all red communist scum

First victim...
Karl Marx.

Sell it for weed money

Cockblock your dad so you would never exist, faggot.

Go back in time and shoot Albert Fish in the nuts

Unironically this tbhfam

How many times can I use it? I'd like to go back to when McDonald's had their first angus burger run, back when they were good. The idk maybe buy bitcoin, check out the crucifixion

get stupid rich with my foreknowledge of stocks and sports victories
i'd clean up, baybee

Anal

>he isn't going to use the Catholic conversion of the natives to convince proto Mexicans to burn their dicks off, then bang 14 year old Mexican whores.

I'd tell them she's in the attic.

Put a baby in her belly

I'd force her to let me fuck her pussy under threat that I'd tell the SS where she was.

Explain what would happen after niggers were brought to America and bring more Irish instead.

To Kill a Flock of Vultures

Through the doors of time we go,
to kill Hitler you think, but that’s not the show
From the machine we exit and arrive,
in the charnel fumes of 1945
First up in palisades is Adorno,
we end his life with a dull rusty axe probono
In his house, with his blood, we decorate,
perhaps a bit of art he would finally appreciate
Before leaving, a visit to Horkheimer is what the doctor wrote,
with the rolled up rough draft, we force Eclipse of Reason down his throat
Choking on his own words we leave him to die,
for his soul a flight to Canto 28 is nigh
Next up in a closing OSS is Marcuse,
with no platform given, we throw him from the top like yesterday’s refuse
Headfirst his head crushes in a scene most deft,
a fitting end to the would be Father of the New Left
Onto New York we go on the heels of Fromm,
in preparation of his passing we set our bomb
Not as bad as the others in retrospective view,
but just in case we detonate leaving nothing but residue
by chance and luck, Pollack and Lowenthal are nearby,
so likewise into pieces they fly
Last but not least at a mock trial in Nuremburg is Nuemann,
we find him late one night in a country house roomin’
On Goring’s influence working hard he is to route,
but in the guise of Operation Werewolf we take him out
Now that these vultures that would feed on the carcass of WWII are gone,
a sigh of relief we give thinking critical theory will not spawn
With hopefulness in our hearts where it can now abide,
into the machine and back to the future we now ride

Take me with to Monterey Pop Festival

Id go back in time and use jokes that were ahead of their time. Id be the cuting edge of zingers.

Do everything over again.
>pay attention in school
>save more money
>get laid a lot more
>do less drugs and go outside more

I would make sure CNN never came into existence. And make sure I never ate at Del Taco that one time when I got food poisoning

Id eat her underage pussy

ye and then you will be born in a orwellian world with monopolies controlling the government.

Take a quick trip 500 years in the future and see what's happening. Then head back to 2000 and capitalize massively.

I'd go back to the premier of the Usual Suspects and tell everyone in line that Keviin Spacey is Kaiser soze and a pedophile

Find George Soros' mom before she got pregnant with him and stealth plant an IUD while she's sleeping.

Not her

That flag, that message.

Is this how people feel when they traveled to an parallel dimension?

Stop Hitler...
From dying

It’s a time machine not an 80s movie. You’ll still be your old fat failure of a self, just at a different time.

Fuck the chick out of Pretty Baby in her prime,

Top newfag.

Take computer technology from today. Pass it off as my invention in the 1980s. Start my company in 1980 selling high speed computers.

Since I brought modern computers to a time about 40 years ago I would have pushed technology to upgrade even faster. when I come back to today we will have technology that doesn't exist yet today. so I take that new tech and take it back with me, sell it off as my invention. which will further increase technology today. Each time I steal tech from today, I increase the speed that technology progresses.

Imagine jumping 20 years into the future every month technologically.

Give Hitler the atomic bomb

go back in time and figure out many ways to fuck many women in my lifetime

thats funny coming from a shit hole where communists took over. rat italin shitskin

my hero user

Did you know Italians are niggers?

>go back to when women weren’t raging sluts and try to fuck them instead of fucking countless raging sluts
I don’t get it.

Go back in time with an image projector and portray myself as the living God, play an image reel of destruction and foreboding consequences, and convince both East and Western Rome to unite against the Huns, and let barbarian niggers starve in the north.

Nordcucks didn't deserve to be uplifted by the glorious med people.

I'd travel back to 1951 and grab her
before she could get back into her
time machine.
She used her own machine to travel to 1951
so she could purchase a ballpoint pen for
her diary.

I'd travel to 2009 and mine
two-million Bitcoins.

>amass immeasurable fortune with Grays Sports Almanac
>use it to fund multiple instances of irreversible damage to current timeline
>continue wreaking havoc until assassinated by time cops

Good choices

Meanies

Why? Does a little girl kill your narrative?

Ya'll don't know what it means to be children of God.
You are the time machine kiddo.

Kill Muhammad

Grab a gun an a latin translation book
travel to Rome as Caesar got into power
try to get to him, tell story, fucked up future etc.
shoot with the gun in the wall
tell him they can build this weapons, show how
tell him about this future and how he can prevent it
erase every non white, start with the kikes (maybe not the east asians)
Create an everlasting worldwide Roman Empire!

>not asian

wouldn't save

>If you had a time machine what would you do?

Destroy it before it destroys the entire universe.

Actually if time machines CAN exist, the universe is already doomed.

What if I told you time were just yet another static dimension and that it's just the perception of our souls that is moving around?

it has an self correcting algorythm

I would go see some dinosaurs and fuck cave bitches

Pol has literally made me have a fetish about ann frank i am fucked in the head

invest in stocks and bet on sports
become a trillionaire
run for president on a campaign of lies and half truths
obtain power and conquer the world using military might and my vast wealth
rule you all, my puppets

Nope....

Time travel CANNOT exist.

Find God m8. The temporal universe is just a projection.

Help grandfather Adolf win the war.

Kill Jesus and end this shit where it begins.

Travel to the day of my death and die.

>Find God m8. The temporal universe is just a projection.

god or no god... time travel is a hollywood fiction, based on a jewish lie.

have fun in your dream machine, you insipid fools.

I can understand how that is how that may sound.

> Did you know Italians are niggers?
the person in your photo is not an italian.

> thats funny coming from a shit hole where communists took over. rat italin shitskin
Communists are more or less useless here, they can't even have the manopole on helping the poors or the working class anymore. CasaPound took that role. The only communists the MSM talk about are the ANTI-FA and they are bashed as disruptors of peace.

>asks to borrow pen

Your thinking is limited, but that's OK. Our temporal minds cannot comprehend whatever "God" is, but if you take a simple definition that "God" is the universe itself, then it already encompasses all possible configurations at once - intemporal.

Red Alert 1 intro

doesn't matter.

We are discussing time travel, which is not possible... not your dumb ass computer generated dreams, that actually mind control you into killing as many white people as you can.

fuck these naziboos i would go back to the Byzantines and help them get big ass cannons built to stop the muslim hordes.

Go back to a simpler time

With Behavioral Conditioning, the trick is to make the dog believe that no other outcome than the entrained one is possible. This is Pavlovian mind control.

*Classical Conditioning
sry got ahead of myself

Rape

>With Behavioral Conditioning, the trick is to make the dog believe that no other outcome than the entrained one is possible. This is Pavlovian mind control.

yeah, they disguise it as a "Temporal Paradox"

but it's just mind control.

I would have made sure that black slaves never got out of Africa in the colonial period

Well, classical conditioning is a form of behavioral conditioning, so you weren't even wrong.

Go back as far as I can, then step out and have my body blasted apart by the big bang.

Tell Hitler that the Japs under fucking no circumstance are to attack Pearl Harbor or incite the Americans.

It might not be perfect but even a blemist Europe under Germanic rule is better then what we have now.

Kill (((william the conqueror)))

Wouldn't tell that hot chick from Chile that I adore Pinochet

God fucking dammit why did her grandpa have to be a leftie

Travel back in time and shoot anne frank. That way, when you arrive, you will be horrified to find her in a puddle of blood.
Then maybe we can get past this autistic anne frank love meme.

Not if I shoot you first

Impregnate and run away.

nigger

I would save Anne Frank, but make certain Hitler had time to finish the job with the rest of them.

I would be the reverse Schindler.

Aye smash and pass my guy

Nigger, I mean Yankee, we about to have a multidimensional temproal war.

>not fucking her pregnant brains out for all nine months and then busting your load all over her face as she gives birth

Faggot

>Travel back to 1690s Salem and tell those zealous wackos the truth about their "Witch problem"
>Get Bhagat Singh to pull a mao and travel to Kashmir, where he can build up his revolutionary forces and let him try to take over india after WW2 ends
>Anonymously pay the spanish mercs headed towards rome
>Go to 1936 and give the polish a crash course on anti-blitzkrieg tactics

The jews are way ahead of you, good faggot.

but a grillion BTC and send note to self to sell on january 2018
fuck saving the world

>implying this was not my plan all along

Try me

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Teach Adolf how to make an atomic bomb.

>>Anonymously pay the spanish mercs headed towards rome
Why? Arguably the best thing to happen during Charle's reign.