GUYSGUYSGUYS
Pic is the title of an NYT article. I read the article and I think it's telling the truth.
We need in on this.
The article doesn't have a link to the contest, though, so we'll need one.
Take it away, boys. I'm new, so I can't exactly coordinate something like this.
Also, feel free to post ideas in this thread!
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Nukey McNukeface
Treyvon
It was aimed at Florida, after all.
Hitler did nothing wrong
Go back to lereddit
How about they call it the Clinton Clapper.
In honor of the Uranium its made out of.
Clinton foundation
Nukey McNiggerKiller
Putin Bomba
HDNW-1488
The Liberal Tear Maker.
name it Obama’s Dildo.
Humanity Trumper
the CNN
King Kongs Butt-Plug
Don Lemon's Butt plug
David Hogg is a faggot
Trump
didn't they already call that thing miocene?
Missle McMissleface
link, write in in russian and with a russian email.
the killary
we should name it T-I-G-E-R-S
Kikeuysha
Satan's Child
Quantum Hellebore
The Diversitator.
PROGRESSIVENESS
Social Justice Weapon
Uranium One
Ivan Drago
the DNC
Putin's Hairy Ass? I think thats a good name.
Putin x Trump 5Ever
Nah, Zimmerman
1TWA5-HERTRN
1st Tactical Weaponized Autism System
Hellfire Exterminatus Rape Train Russian Nuclear
Exciter
PUTE NUKEM
name suggestions:
hitler did nothing wrong
1488
Sup Forums
GTK-RNW Mk.6,000,000
"Weird Al Yankovic"
Precise Extinction Payload Enclosure
UPDATE: In case you missedlink is vote.mil.ru or, alternatively, mil.ru/vote.htm
this one is nice
Communism? What Communism?
Also, keep in mind there are actually three contests: One to name a nuke, one to name a nuke submarine, and one to name some sort of laser system.
underrated
>PISS-2 ROCKET
>"sex guru" roastie locked in BangCOCK Hilton, reckons she's got the smoking dildo to Dumbf's decades of deviancy
>will exchange dirt on the dotard for a prison pardon
cbsnews.com
edition.cnn.com
thestar.com.my
I vote this.
#PIZZAGATE
The Uranium One
Fortune
haha I say we name it nukeymcnuke face remember when reddit did that to the boat it was epic.
Lets call it
>Putin's cock
I'm actually suggesting some of these. As in, on the actual website.
Name it Z for Zacharia
guys yopmailworks
just typen in a name and you get a anonymous email.
yopmail.com
the meddler
call it
The Penetration
cause it penetrates defenses rite?
Amermutt Purifier.
The Final Red Pill
Russian Hacker
Amerimutt*
if we have one name then we have more chance of succeding
Michael Bay
This
John Holmes
CHAD
I vote this Tbh
the trumptator
Bot
Hitler did nothing wrong or HDNW for short.
I second king kongs butt plug
ICBBM
The Hillary Artillery
Late 2000s SNL
Michael Obama
Tower of power for an ICBM
the blyat bomb
I would like to submit "fuckbringer" as my suggested name for the new russian superweapon
what a time to be alive
PLEASE LET IT BE TRUMP
made a kahoot
vote wich name we should use
i chose the names With the most replies
pin: 338297
King Effin Kong
boomer bomb
Toчнaя зaщитa oт вымиpaния
I voted it for the missile (bottom).
Trumps taxes
Just to familiarize you with the Russian weapon naming conventions. First you have to understand that most of the Russian weapons are given, to say the least, peculiar names. For example, take tanks. Germany has Leopard, Israel has Merkava (war chariot), USA has Abrams, France has Leclerc, both named after famous generals. We have T-72B «Poгaткa» (Slingshot). Literally a tank named after a slingshot.
Or, for example, take self-propelled artillery. USA has Paladin, Britain has Archer. But now look at Russia’s ikebana: we have self-propelled howitzers 2C1 «Гвoздикa» (Dianthus), 2C3 «Aкaция» (Vachellia), self-propelled mortar 2C4 «Tюльпaн» (Tulip), and long-range self-propelled guns 2C5 «Гиaцинт» (Hyacinth) and 2C7 «Пиoн» (Peony). Enjoy the bouquet.
Or for example, Americans name their anti-tank controlled missile Dragon, and another one Shillelagh (type of bludgeon). It’s all very logical. But when it comes to the Russian equipment of the same type, well, have look at antitank missiles 9M14M «Maлюткa» (Baby), 9M123 «Хpизaнтeмa» (Chrysanthemum), and another one named «Meтиc» (Mestizo) equipped with a night sight named «Myлaт» (Mulatto). And to make things even scarier and more fucked up, we also had a missile named «Кpoмкa» (Edge).
To give you more food for reflection, we named a heavy tank support vehicle «Paмкa» (Frame).
And to give you a headache, we named a coastal defense complex «Бaл» (Ball, as in “dancing event”).
And to make you smile like an idiot, we named the powerful 30-barrel self-propelled flamethrower «Бypaтинo» (Pinocchio).
And to break your mind beyond repair, our grenade launcher is named «Oбyвкa» (Footwear). You can use it to shoot grenades called «Пoдкидыш» (Foundling).
And, just if the above wasn't enough, we also have a 82 mm automatic mortar named «Bacилёк» (Cornflower), another mortar named «Пoднoc» (Foodtray), an intercontinental ballistic missile named «Кypьep» (Messenger)—it delivers nuclear warheads btw, another intercontinental ballistic missile «Moлoдeц» (Good boy), a type of nuclear submarines «Лиpa» (Harp), an artillery fire control system «Кaпycтник» (literally “Artists’ party”), a counterartillery radar «Зooпapк» (Zoo), a container-based missile control system «Фaнтacмaгopия» (Phantasmagoria), and, finally, a self-propelled gun «Кoндeнcaтop» (Capacitor).
DRUNK BORIS
>not trying to name it stupid shit
I vote for Hugedong V1337
>Precise Extinction Payload Enclosure
Toчныe Bымиpaниe Пoлeзнaя нaгpyзкa oгpaдa
babushka wojak 9000
Erica.
Tiger missile for the nuke is the only acceptable answer.
Why doesn't Putin grow a pair and just put the target names on the package. I mean he obviously has no reason to blow any of us up.
Erika is a good one.
can we troll the russians by renaming it to something offensive to putin without the underlings in charge realizing until its too late?
World Peace
Call it the Trump Bomba just to fuck with liberals
>«Кypьep» (Messenger)—it delivers nuclear warheads btw
messenger....OF DEATH FAGGOT
Two things:
1. We will need to all have agreed on one name by around tomorrow
2. By all means, submit your suggestions yourselves. I can't submit them all
Vote here
That's only the voting page of one of the weapons. There are three whose names are up for voting.
quick rundown on the tiger meme please