What is the difference between joe and sloppy joe?

what is the difference between joe and sloppy joe?

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Joe fits in a cup. Sloppy joe needs a bun.

one is a plumber and one is a slob

joe works at joe's crab shack.
sloppy joe works in the bathroom of the truckstop

I always like to stick my junk in Sloppy Joe's Glory Hole after a long drive while I'm waiting for my turn to shower off.

It's better than that fucking crab shack I'll tell you what

One is a mess
One makes a mess

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We called those "barbeques"

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What is that exactly?
Also while we’re here, what’s hamburger helper?

Joe swallows.
Sloppy Joe spits.

It makes hamburgers great?

It always comes up in conversations about single mothers and poverty

It's industrial flavor powder to add to your ground beef to make it taste like better than dried out industrial hell, marketed to the working wife who can't cook and the husband who needs beer and TV to keep from eating a gun instead.

plus it has pasta in it.
so slightly less depressing

Sloppy joe has too much meat-sauce to be eaten without it spilling out of the bun
Joe can be eaten without this happening if one is very adept

>using the bun so soak up and eat a cup of coffee
Be honest: are you French-Canadian?

Yeah pasta makes everything better.

One kills female interns.

The other is a sandwich.

corey trevor smokes. a bag of zesty mordant and dressed all over and 16 piss jugs. and get back here before the bottle kids or lahey cheese burgers shows up for a shitstorm ok randy?
>must. include. bubbles

dude pass the pipe already and stop nigger-lipping

>It always comes up in conversations about single mothers.

I thought that was roast beef

Just what do you two shit birds think your doing out here shitting up my park?

ahahaha. bubbles is selling carts for tendies and ricky is getting picked up on the wagon cart for sleeping on the oldsmobile roof later

I don't even drink coffee

OH BEVIS! And I thought you were so RUGGED! ;_;

>Sloppy Joe looked disgusting--sauce protruding--in his brioche bun before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

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