/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - *UNSHEATHES POEM* NOTHING PERSONAL, SHITSKINS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/qrsjxnpkDj0
>Full Billy Graham Funeral Service 3/2/18
c-span.org/video/?441940-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Detroit MI 3/2/18
youtu.be/b3jL7l91dCQ (audio only)
>TreasSec Wilbur on Dobbs 3/2/18
youtu.be/4WROUGiAgn8
>TreasSec Wilbur on CNBC 3/2/18
youtu.be/YrVADC083xk
>AF1 + AF2 departing for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/WYqEBW5Dzg4
>Marlon Bundo Hygiene 3/2/18
youtu.be/Rgk0WBpiQWI
>BOTUS cant wait to read 3/1/18
youtu.be/w66AMGciLkU
>Marlon Bundo reads his book to fren 2/28/18
youtu.be/w1osOjW_INc
>This Week @State 3/2/18
youtu.be/kmfwE9aPMCQ
>WH Opioids Videos 3/2/18:
youtu.be/so5BNX2e1CA (US Gen Surg Adams)
youtu.be/LYcQ6mF1dZc (Eric Bolling)
youtu.be/2MP2TIqbdV0 (Fire Chief Goonan)
>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
c-span.org/video/?441953-1/
>Press Trump @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/kdK9CbkM_a0
>FLotUS Melania @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/_Bl2exnRfFY
>VP Pence @DHS 15th Anniversary 3/1/18
youtu.be/5sZBfYAbchM
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/4mVyfZScMfc
>WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/BuWPzvU-Hqg (pt1)
youtu.be/UMbZtrTXFaU (pt2)

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MAGA

normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How do we solve the opiod epidemic around the US?

also whats up with all the cianiggers? somethings up.

I guess this is indeed what you get for trusting leafs.

Sorry for that idiot

Stop fucking posting CP jesus christ

> WHEN THE TRUMP CURSE HITS YOU

so much cp spam today
im gonna get v&

Awoo!

thanks OP. that stupid goddamn leaf baka

It's media matters that's posting Child Porn user. They've been known to do this before. It's nothing new.

MAGA

I've lived near the border my whole life. I'm ready for the DotR.

accidental viewing won't get you v&. Just like some dude running down the street with a picture and showing strangers won't get everyone who viewed it v&.

lol

see thestreet.com/amp/story/14503326/1/jeff-sessions-announces-new-federal-opioids-taskforce.html

That'll stop them!

Cops are outside my door right fucking now.
I wonder, will I dream?

When do we squish roach for messing with our less muslim roach?

>Did someone say...POEM!? Pasta from some other thread:


Gay Trudeau, so limp and smarmy
dressed up like a goddamn swami,
flew off to a foreign nation
to try his hand at negotiation.

"Poor Pajeet, so unfairly set
against my awesome intellect!"
thought Sir Justin while en route
"I'll show ol' Donald what trade is about! (Canadian pronounciation)"

But Justin hit a little snag:
Pajeet laughed at that little fag!
"You try too hard you giant nancy!
all dressed up trying to be fancy!"

There's not much that Pajeet can do,
(we all know where and how he poos...)
But one thing he just cannot stand
is taking shit from girly man.

you see, Pajeet's a connoisseur
of women, white and clean and pure.
"show bob" "i love to lik vegana"
He has no time for feminist drama.

So Pajeet told Justin, "fuck you, please!"
"you'll get no more of our chickpeas."
Justin headed home at a new low
having been so BTFO

The moral, and I'm sure it's true:
Even if you cannot poo in loo,
Sup Forums may give you plenty grief,
but at least you're not a fucking leaf.

I love Jellyanne.

Not taking any chances buddy.
Not even replying to their IDs.

>Trump 180s on guns and baits the Dems in
Well Sup Forums, you were right again, I'm sorry I doubted. Wasn't a shill the other day, just coming over from /k/ because I thought my guns were about to get b&

Just report for illegal content and let the mods take care of it morons.

you can clean out your cache and make a report to fbi tips online. basic report:

>was browsing Sup Forums
>some faggot posted child porn and the moderators promptly deleted it
>no further action required
>screen shot it and SAVE it on your computer.

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MAGA

Quick, yell out Allah Ackbar and have an isis webm playing on your computer!

Ironically that will have a much bigger effect on outsiders and detractors than on the regulars in this thread.
It will backfire and cleanse the usual trolls that come only eventually to shit up the place.

at least call them faggots

>inb4 he tweets about Trump from hospital recovery and then contracts pneumonia again and dies

>Well Sup Forums, you were right again,
Name one single time Sup Forums was wrong.

>>screen shot it and SAVE it on your computer.
kek, enjoy your v&

Skip this FBI reporting thing, just report it to the mods of this site and they can forward it to the feds, with the IP of the poster included

>finally made it
>and it wasn't just a picture I posted

Checked. And a remember for the retards: screenshot the report. Do NOT screenshot the illegal material in the thread.

Understandable. Truth be told there's probably gonna be a lot of soyboys REEing when he meets with video game industry leaders this upcoming week for the same reason, although the salt will be much more delicious.

Dreams never die in the Sup Forums party van

> I surely hope you guys didn't fall for the "True Conservative" meme back in 2016

/k/ommandos are notoriously easy to bait so it's understandable.

Okay.
Faggot CP posters are hereby admonished.

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>Do NOT screenshot the illegal material in the thread

Fuck. How badly did I mess up?

>when he meets with video game industry leaders this upcoming week for the same reason
kek are you serious? Trump loves taking meetings. Will Jack Thompson be there?

That doesn't even mean anything, man.

Libs STILL don't know how to meme.

Ayy you're back.

kek, Indians are rough negotiators and Trudeau a monumental pussy

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Is March 1st 2016 too late? I was damn near the tipping point on that night.

Based. Modi fucking hates that soyboy faggot as much as I do. /ourpoo/ AF.

Trump on guns: guilty until proven innocent

I wonder if his dancing is to blame

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Will /ptg/ chip in to help the Based Pedo, or pretend like you never knew him or supported him?

>Who /chocomilk/?
>Its 5:03AM
I fucking love /ptg/

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This is what happens when wannabe leader tries to play with the big boys

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He even sounds like an idiot, so I guess there won't be new bakers yets

kek this is so offensive its hilarious

Pooland slowly proving themselves in the "Fuck CHYNA" alliance.

I hope whoever bought this invested in pink wojaks.

I live probably five miles away from this house.
Shit is crazy expensive here.

Uh... guys???

>That ID

>tfw i keep being put on these
is this a bad sign

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2nd amendment supporters will never vote Republican again thanks to gun grabbin Don

>I wonder if his dancing is to blame
I wouldn't doubt. Indians are very strong on gender roles, in their marriages for instances guests aren't segregated by "bride and groom side" like in western marriages. Males go talk among themselves, females go talk among themselves, gender segregated.

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BTFO AGAIN
When President Trump made hisstartling commentduring bipartisan televised White House gun discussions about taking guns first and due process later, I suspected he was doing the same thing he haddone during similar immigration discussions a few weeks earlier.He likes to toss out ideas and let them be debated.
He heartens his opponents, and because they are so emotionally driven, they overreach, and he comes across looking reasonable while they look
His proposal for a deal, when it comes, seems reasonable to the public.
This is "unpresidential" behavior because in the previously existing culture of politics, a president must not speak until all the implications and ramifications of an idea have been researched and buttoned down.
But for President Trump, being unpresidential is not bug.It is a feature.
This time, as with illegal immigration, his opponents, intoxicated by what they eagerly embrace as a wedge between the president and his enthusiastic backers in the Civil Rights Movement, Second Amendment Division, let it all hang out, as Susan Ferrechio of theExaminerreported yesterday afternoon: "Democrats to propose weapons ban, gun confiscation powers in bill inspired by Trump."
Shortly after this came out, news arrived that the NRA's Chris Cox had met with the POTUS in the Oval Office and is confident that the Second Amendment is quite safe.
americanthinker.com/blog/2018/03/its_sweetness_and_light_between_nra_and_trump_after_he_chummed_the_water_on_gun_control.htm

>I can’t understand why the “nervous Nellie’s” just don’t seem to grasp that Trump is a seasoned NEGOTIATOR. Negotiators weave and bob like Ali doing the rope-a-dope, demanding something, giving up something, working the room to their advantage. This is a fantastic skill for a President.

kek. If you actually did that, hope you have some bleach for your hard drive. At least it isn't as bad as "Save image as"; the FBI, who can easily monitor your unencrypted connection to Sup Forums, can likely easily tell the difference between that and simply loading the /thread/, and that'd look suspicious as fuck.

F.

My house is 3x that size easily and cost $40k.

>my soy ID made it into one of these
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Feinstein is almost adorable with her brainlet expression

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do whatever you want, but I accidently clicked the first image he posted. I've done this before in the past.

I mean Screen shot the REPORT. Not the illegal content.

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>my first serious MAGA edit
Noice.

So tiny you may as well just buy an RV. At least then you have your own mobile base.

> "accidentally"
Yeah, right

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Do you have the one that says "benzo script!" in bold letters? i have a couple of these

Those are his wife and kids? That can only be a "beard", never got him as being married and father of three.

Keep up the good work user

Uhhh can we get some Joe Posts in here?

>keep up
>my last edit was on January 2nd
>pic related

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It's just a sign of the impending Partition of Syria.
Kek wills it

I AM NOT YET WORTHY

Idiot Justin doesnt understand that traditional indian attire consists of, sandals, sweat pants, no deoderant at all, poorly fitting t-shirt, bed hair, & uncut long finger nails with a yellow tinge.

If you saved the image, I would honestly just make a report and actually destroy my hard drive. don't EVER save illegal content on your computer, because there is no way to delete anything from a hard drive without completely destroying it.

fear not, about once every 6 months I stumble on CP here on Sup Forums. I simply report it to the FBI cyber tipline and I save the report (mail it to your phone) if you accidently saved illegal content? completely destroy your computer after you make a simple report to the FBI. Hey that's what I would do.

I don't even hate Justin from Canada. He's so autistic it's not even his fault. Second hand embarrassment if what I feel when I see him.

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Thanks. I think i'm in one more of these. It says ">tfw they banned the other kiwianon"

Geez, flinched for a second. Thought you were that CP poster. 2D lolis are degenerate too, but at least they're not fucking illegal.

Nothing wrong with a slow period, I do a whole bunch at once, then don't make any for a few weeks/months

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meh, the image was hard to see, and I was basically clicking to see if it was illegal so I could report it. wasn't really an accident, it was just a figure of speech. certainly wasn't glad when I opened it...

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Yo do any of you fucks even know whats happening right now in Syria? Turkey is shitting all over SYRIANS and ExTURKS and KURDS

I think its Operation Olive Branch+34 days now?? faks sake shit is goin down and no one is posting exploding jihadis or even US exploding jihadis, low energy

I hate kikes so much

Hmm... interesting.