Eurofucks or non-Americans: what are your experiences with American tourists?

Eurofucks or non-Americans: what are your experiences with American tourists?

Polite, well behaved.

idiots

Loud. Then again most tourists are loud.

you stupid mutt

Loud as fuck

rude, ignorant, presumptuous, loud, greedy.

Loud as all hell

any americans who stay here for longer than a week or two usually never want to come back.

They're fat, loud and stink shit.

>youths
So abos?

They act like they are still in the USA and think they are something better than you.

I had a group of mutts at my work ask me what the flag a group of concentration camp victims means. I tell them “its a man imprisoned in barbed wire” and then they asked me “but yea what does that represent” they are seriously dumb but ok people unlike brits

Sounds a lot like britfags ironically

At least the British personalities in our media. Holy fuck, I'm tired of them.

>presumptuous
Oh the irony.
>doesn't understand that using the word 'presumptuous' is the height of presumption
>loud
impossible charge for a cockney partyboy to make
>rude
"oi ya right cunt, yer cunted me cunts, yer cunt cunted!"
>ignorant
can't deny this
>greedy
must have met a specific demographic of our citizenry. Come to my neck of the woods we'll give you our women for your choosing and a pack 'a smokes and a pint. Of jam.

For example a friend of mine has a cousin in the USA and he visited Germany. The first thing he asked was why we were not wearing clothes with brands and that we look funny here. Then was ultra smug the whole time you couldn’t ask him anything. Then I pushed a friend of out of fun, we do it everytime and suddendly this fucking yankee punches me and get me into choke point like I was trying to murder someone. Fuck this people, i Hope every American die.

sounds like a sperg to me

>Think they are better
>Won 2 wars
>can actually express views without getting arrested
>is an actually super power
We are better

We literally send our washed up, worst and most unfunny comedians and 'personalities' to your nation and your people and television companies just lap them up. John Oliver is a nobody here.

The smiling, humble, generous and overwhelmingly friendly American seems to be consigned to your nation, the ones I see wandering around London seem to be the opposite. Cultureless vapid trash that have barely the faintest idea of where they are or what they are even doing.

Loud, idiotic, obnoxious, disgusting, uncultured beasts.

>me, at lunch break
>going for a walk in the Old Town, Stockholm
>lots of tourists there
>group of fat mutts ( not saying all americans are mutts, but these were basically Melting Pot™ ) pass me
>"this must be the KUNGULLEEEYYYGA SLAUUUWTEYYT" the father/mutt primarch says to his litter. He was referring to Kungliga Slottet
>"wow, a viking castle" his daughter says, she must have been around 20
>the city was built in the 1200's..
>I instantly think about Sup Forums memes, start chuckling to myself
I'm sure they were nice people though. I also have plenty of good experiences with americans, they are loud and stupid but usually have good hearts

>Mom!!! He said I looked funny!!

Also what annoys me is that no one of you fucks tries to learn our language but expect that everyone speaks perfect English.

Whites are 50/50 well behaved and polite or rude and disgusting (even more than blacks in some cases), I really made some white friends over there

Blacks, I fucking despise them, except for one bro

Latinos, the same, I love Hispanics and specially Colombians

We did take over your country twice and rape your women

Why would burgers learn the language if they are just visiting/touristing though? Seems like a bit of a hassle to me

>uncultured
>australian

...

You should learn at least Basic words to show you are trying to learn it.

Are you Russian?

Das ist richtig. Ich spreche einen bischen Deutsch, aber mein Deutsch is nicht gut

That's what I heard yeah. We practically start sucking you off as soon as you guys get here because of your accent. Personally I find it annoying, but I'm the only person I know who feels that way

Nice and polite people.
They make sure that they are always smiling so they appear a little bit artificial.
They will tell you that they are from the US instantly. They aren't as loud as english tourists.
Can't really say anything bad about them.

Their size was remarkable, but they were very friendly. Stopped to ask for directions and it turned into a whole conversation there on the sidewalk. Apparently they were from Arkansas, and had driven up. Lovely family. 10/10.

Americans are the ones with the accent, British English is the original English.

>and you get btfo
>and you get btfo

I realize this

Never seen an american tourist here, why would you ever come to our shithole.

Very white, the mutt memes need to stop

In all honestly we're brought up under the assumption that no other country matters and anything outside of the US is cute, fancy, and looked down upon. I hope half of the retarded Americans On this board are just shills giving us a bad name; but then again the level of ineptitude some Americans possess knows no bounds.

The mutt memes are generally true also they're funny

Polite, open hearted, fat, funny. I like them.

90% ski like fags. very respectful. but the skiing looks very gay.
Sometimes a little loud mouthed.

I think it's just that you have a huge population, meaning we will see many shit-tier posters from the US, but also some of the best posters are from burgerland. Also different demographics, I just assume the retards are spics or something and the genius burgerposters are white.

All Americans I've met were nice, friendly people. They looked quite white too.

fucking meme flag

All skiing looks gay mountain faggot

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shut up mahmood and go back to middle east.

thank you

>but the skiing looks very gay.
spotted the guy who thinks he's a hotshot

Back then, when Clinton was President I met 2 older amis near Disneyland Paris.
I must say, they where hilarious funny and we spend 2 days together.
I don't know youngster Ami teens, so better avoid em.

"Loud tourists" heheheh look, i don't want to be unfair or start a fight, but - English tourists are loud.

That's a good point and unironically a commonly held belief, my grandparents insist the US has the best standard of living in the world and a far lower crime rate than Europe. They think you guys are swamped with muslims trying to rape you around every corner.

When american tourists visit you they see it as something like a trip to the zoo.

Coming from an Indian, that is truly rich

>they see it as something like a trip to the zoo.
thats exactly what tourism is

That's because it's mostly white americans that can afford to be tourists and have an interest in visiting Europe

Don't mind really. Tourists are tourists but I don't find Americans to be particularly annoying if I'm honest.

Most of them don't have any clue about general history

Make sense for you to have that opinion. Only an idiot would travel to India in the first place so why would american tourists in India be anything but idiots? The intelligent tourists go to Norway or Japan.

>British English is the original English

No it's not. It's a mutt tongue that's been heavily influenced by French and Latin. Original English was much more Germanic.

>see two german girl tourists
>one is black one is white
>hear them speaking their stupid fucking language
you guys suck

>We practically start sucking you off as soon as you guys get here because of your accent.

Sounds like Amerimutts are easily impressed by White people

Loud and friendly. You can easily tell they’re tourists and not in their natural habitat. While Americans seem hospitable and friendly, they also sound they come straight out of a meme. You’re culture is radically different from that of ours, very theatrical.

>edik pibitkin
what the fuck is that
ussr jew heritage?

I MEMBER KICKIN UR ASS IN THE WAR YEE HAW

I can't distinguish them from the shitskin immigrants until they open their filthy whore mouths
>El Goblino

No it isn't the way they speak has changed while the colonies accents have only changed slightly

>years ago in Versailles
>one guy wants to take a picture alongside a statue of Napoleon
>has the great idea to stand on the bench right beside it and have his GF take the picture
>one of the castle's employee sees that
>she reprimands him like he was a child, but in french
>he doesn't understand because he's american
>she poorly tries to speak in english so he would go down the bench
>he barely understands her and doesn't want to comply until the picture is done anyway
>it takes 1 minute to get him down
>the other tourists around comment on the fact that was an american

All about the respect

important to keep in mind tourists are generally obnoxious, just americans are no exception. from a touristy place in switzerland and the americans are less offensive than the phillipinos or saudis, etc. also americans who ex patriate tend to be very cool and smarter than the average american you meet on holiday in the states.

kek I enjoy the mutts who are self-aware about burgerland being shit, still though you need to stay there we don't want you in Europe

Imo Chinese tourists ( middle class) with new money are the worst tourists ever. The ones I have encountered here in Sweden, the ones I encountered in France, Italy, etc, they were awful. Chinks are the worst

Yeah good point. The diversity in the US climate and geography, weather, coasts, population, etc, gives the impression that no other country matters. We have it really easy man. It pisses me off when I see people taking it for granted but how can you blame them when this country has soooooo much to offer. In my opinion if you want to find the true Americans they're all here in New England. We make fun of fat people here shhh

Loud and obnoxious, cannot stand the liberal valley girl accent that every American has these days either.

I work in tourism, Americans used to have different accents. Southern, new york, etc. You could tell where they from just by talking to them, like Norwegians. Then somewhere around 2007 every American developed a soft and obnoxious college accent.

Also, lots of the college kids that come here think we are some kind of socialist paradise when in reality we have a higher unemployment rate than than rhe USA.

Jesus christ 7 seconds of independence really went to your head wetback, no one gives a shit about your opinion or anyone from your """"country""""

New England seems comfy as fuck desu, so does Alaska, Minnesota, Montana and Delaware though. I also think Utah looks comfy, then again I have never even set foot in the US so this is all just stuff I've seen online kek

Big Bang Theory

>Then somewhere around 2007 every American developed a soft and obnoxious college accent.
could it possibly be that these are the only people not affected by the Recession and are able to travel. Stupid snownigger.

I don't think we live in the same country, you're either a Russian shill or literal basement mold

You can wait for another European to tell you we don't want you in Europe if you like

They're generally ok.
But our most polite ones are Japanese

Slutty girls

>wetback
Aren't wetbacks the mexicans who are called that because they swim across the river to cross the border or something? how could a Spaniard be a wetback?

I've never been to any of those states other than Delaware hahaha god dammit

According to your media, most of your accenrs are dying due to immigration. The new Americans are not picking up the old accents and also a lot of people lose their accents because they do not want an accent.

He's an amerimutt, pay him no mind

Dont listen to that mongrel, trust me I'm fucking white I promise

You especially would get swamped with muh heritage faggots if you went to Minnesota

>when in reality we have a higher unemployment rate than than rhe USA.

Do you have a source for this?

>But our most polite ones are Japanese
When I visited the Louvre I could honestly barely see the Mona Lisa because of all the chinks and japs blocking the way, there were literally thousands of them and they seemed not to be there for the art, but rather to photograph themselves next to the art. That seemed to be their main objective. Pretty annoying desu

Also, he’s comparing purebred Spaniards to Mexican goblins.

Violent and steal a lot.

>Americans used to have different accents. Southern, new york
>new york accent
are we talking the stereotypical new yawk accent here? we're we say cawfee and all that? i've never been outside of my state so I have no idea how obvious it is

>begs other eurocucks to save him
how typical, not like it matters, Europe is basically a US colony at this point for fucks sake. Don't give a shit about your opinions.
he's a spic from a failed country, don't see the point of splitting hairs here

Loud, refuse to accept the existance personal space.

They are usually not very well educated in the counties they are visitng but they are extremely friendly and i like striking up a conversation when i find one. I met a guy from Wilmington NC in a pub the other day and he was nice.

The unemployment rate in the US is so innacurate bro. The true numbers of illegal immigration and misreporting are disgusting, in reality it's a few percentage points higher

Loud, refuse to accept the existance personal space. Once you get over that they are usually friendly but a bit rude(not in a bants way).

Rural retards here unironically think Spain is in Mexico