/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PLEASE LET ME IN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/qrsjxnpkDj0
>Full Billy Graham Funeral Service 3/2/18
c-span.org/video/?441940-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Detroit MI 3/2/18
youtu.be/b3jL7l91dCQ (audio only)
>TreasSec Wilbur on Dobbs 3/2/18
youtu.be/4WROUGiAgn8
>TreasSec Wilbur on CNBC 3/2/18
youtu.be/YrVADC083xk
>AF1 + AF2 departing for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/WYqEBW5Dzg4
>Marlon Bundo Hygiene 3/2/18
youtu.be/Rgk0WBpiQWI
>BOTUS cant wait to read 3/1/18
youtu.be/w66AMGciLkU
>Marlon Bundo reads his book to fren 2/28/18
youtu.be/w1osOjW_INc
>This Week @State 3/2/18
youtu.be/kmfwE9aPMCQ
>WH Opioids Videos 3/2/18:
youtu.be/so5BNX2e1CA (US Gen Surg Adams)
youtu.be/LYcQ6mF1dZc (Eric Bolling)
youtu.be/2MP2TIqbdV0 (Fire Chief Goonan)
>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
c-span.org/video/?441953-1/
>Press Trump @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/kdK9CbkM_a0
>FLotUS Melania @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/_Bl2exnRfFY
>VP Pence @DHS 15th Anniversary 3/1/18
youtu.be/5sZBfYAbchM
>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/4mVyfZScMfc
>WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/BuWPzvU-Hqg (pt1)
youtu.be/UMbZtrTXFaU (pt2)

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ATTENTION: THIS IS A ONE OFF BAKE!

NEW BAKER REQUIRED!

I'm not doing it.

How the fuck does the entire capitol shut down over a windy day?

Holder went on Maher defending the dossier.

CAUCASIAN PERSUASION

AWOOOOOOOO

AWOO

only teasing you

I don't drink

Give Donald Trump your guns willingly or you're a traitor to The United States of America.
You are all mentally ill and should not have weapons.

Wtf I hate guns now. Please, daddy Trump, take it away from me.

Did Holder even verify one thing or is he just being a massive faggot as usual?

>it's ever more verified!
>let me prove it by citing the same public knowledge for a year

WWJD

or else?

D A M A G E

C O N T R O L

LAST REMINDER: NEW BAKER REQUIRED


GOODNIGHT ALL

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Holder was long gone, he's just talking out his ass for TV.

once I went a couple of days without sleeping because I had a really bad dream about aliens and I was terrified of having it again

I don't trust the deep state, the FBI, the CIA.
The cheated during Obama election.
The cheated during Hillarys.
They only need a couple thousand votes here and there.
They won't make the same mistake again I feel like.
They are going to make certain he is powerless, and then loses no matter how we vote.

Anyone else think this sometimes.

people get away with this garbage all the time. einstein said it best... no limit to human stupidity

Hope the next episode of darling is good. any predictions?

wow what a partisan cocksucker.

There should not continue to be a Jewish media after this year.

I want one :(

I predict I will still wait until it's finished to watch.

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Night leaf.

The irony still hurts me.

The AWOO gets it.

Ha ha, similar but I think I get assimilated by AI and that it's controlling my dreams and not allowing me to truly sleep but is trying to harvest emotions.

That awoo has already died. That "Awoo" you hear was the gas escaping through her fat folds.

youtube.com/watch?v=yJMKGeICf0Y

kek, is /the_donald/ really this autistic about standing by Trump no matter what? /ptg/ will at least call him out when he goes off course, right?
>those song suggestions

That's silly. You should go to bed and not stress too hard about it.

But you already gave it to the Awoo; she's already hanging there, dead. You know, if you kill your hostages, you have nothing to negotiate with.

You're kinda new at this, aren't you?

>we have something
>I don't know what it is

>GO NOW YOU DISORGANIZED FUCKS
Oh I'm sorry, it's damn near 4am, I'm half drunk and I know you dumb niggers will always bake a new bread. Don't talk to me like that you fucking leaf.

>Contempt of congress
>pleads the 5th
Obama Administration defender extraordinaire. Kek.

I was the only person to argue against tariffs yesterday and everyone was really mean about it.

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>let me in
Tfw on phone right now and cant snek post

Joe soon, r-right?

Good night sweet woooo.

I could understand the sentiment. Just spam the same thing we've read a million times here if need be.
It's all so tiresome, we've been beating back shills since the ride down Trumps golden escalator.
Do you think we're blind, deaf? Dumb? Don't answer that. Point being, you aren't funny and you don't bring anything new to the table. Letting annoying retards playing pretend runamok just brings in actual retards who think they are in good company.

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Is it silly?
or are you the AI that's eating my dreams.

You speak foreign so it don't matter.
If you was American you would be a traitor to the President.

Haha saturday fugg

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Tariffs against China is a good idea. They're trying to destroy foreign metal markets so that they can't be attacked,

>/ptg/ will at least call him out when he goes off course, right?
No, only concern trolls "call him out". Actual /ptg/ just tells them to fuck off and rubs it in their face when it inevitably turns out that Trump was just baiting the Dems, and then the blackpillers and Dems are BTFO yet again. Happens every time.

The difference between /ptg/ and Plebbitors, including /the_donald/, is that we actually notice this dynamic, while most Plebbitors are too retarded to see it. As a matter of fact, a Plebbitor that DOES see it could freely upgrade to Sup Forums without increasing our level of cancer, something that cannot be said for the rest of them.

I normally would just Joepost till 350 before I panic.

Best not to worry too much. Get some shut eye.

No, it's pretty silly. You can't dream because you're just too autistic.

>Treason/Loyalty to the president
Burger, even I know better how this works in your country. You have allegiance to the constitution, not the president.

:(

>fraudulent reports to obtain fraudulent dossier are verified by subsequent fraudulent reports based on fraudulent dossier
>feedback loop of bullshit verifies entire fiasco
niggers make terrible lawyers

to be fair they're in the middle of a soyhive website that desperately wants to tear them apart

Except that they weren't quite aliens, they we 'solid state entities' trying to contact me.

I seriously thought I was going insane.

Stop eating at least 3-4 hours before bed. Thank me later.

pls don't Joepost. We are frens here.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist,"

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Fear is good.

Fear is that sensation you get on the edge of a precipice warning you it's unsafe to jump off.

Fear keeps me safe.
Fear keeps me alive.

>I have a hunch. Don't ask me to prove it's true though!

Any other anonbots want to consume that guys emotions while he sleeps?

>No, only concern trolls "call him out". Actual /ptg/ just tells them to fuck off and rubs it in their face when it inevitably turns out that Trump was just baiting the Dems, and then the blackpillers and Dems are BTFO yet again.
That's right.
I support our PRESIDENT no matter what he says or what he does.
I have FAITH that he will always do the right thing.
The man is a genius who has been right on absolutely everything.
Anybody that says different is a gotdamn liar.
>You have allegiance to the constitution
If that were true then how come the last 5 presidents (small p) have been traitors to the Constitution?
The only thing we can trust right now is Donald J. Trump.

Ya, I feel ya, went slightly insane myself before is not a great feel.
fuck whatever super weed I was smoking, now I can't even smoke because it got me so badly

what about coffee?

>never thought i'd use those easter awoos again

livestrong.com/article/507200-does-eating-before-bed-cause-dreams/

>NBC moved Joe to euro povertyball pre-games on weekends just so they could keep him relevant

Fear is just a response to expected pain. If your assumptions, conscious or unconscious, about what hurts you are incorrect, then you will usually fear things that can't even hurt. In this case, fear is only limiting the possibilities.

Thus, when you fear something, you can avoid it in the short term, but you must ask yourself, "why do I fear this?". Perhaps you might discover your fear was misplaced, and you'll be capable of things you weren't before.

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Don't drink coffee you degenerate.
lrn2/sip/ you fag.

>going to bed on an empty stomach

c'mon user I'm a growing boy

Gonna need a rundown on this.
>went slightly insane myself
See, what was I saying about guns?
I bet some of you doubted my post.
Well try that again with this guy staring in your face.

I can't believe I'm still up
>pic semi related

Is that a joke? Don't drink caffeine 12 hours before bed.

WOO

You will virtually never have bad dreams if you don't eat within 3-4 hours of bed.

Does Joe cast divegrass?

>what if awoo was human.

Sunrise yet?

ehh, you're probably right but if I dont drink coffee I get depressed so ... ???
I have guns, never harmed anyone, asshole.
I'll work on it.

only faggy "fan stories" before the matches

last month he had some lengthy interview with Piers "Guns spook me 180 degrees" Morgan about Arsenal, they put him in a scarf and everything

Drink more water or quit coffee entirely. That shit is incredibly bad for you. No idea how it's still around. Everyone I know who's addicted to it is jittery all the time.

Are you even allowed to play soccer without socks?

What kind of dreams does eating before bed cause? "Bad" in the general sense, or only a particular kind of bad? For example, the only dreams I'd consider "bad" or "nightmares" are those that leave me with regret that I had them. But many dreams some might consider nightmares, e.g. badass monster chasing me, I don't consider to be such, as it gives me the opportunity for adventure.

Personally, my nightmares involve largely mundane situations where I fuck up some sort of interpersonal relationship. Is it possible that eating before bed causes violent nightmares, but not the interpersonal kind of nightmares?

Solid State Entities are evil AIs who want to take over the world and turn it into a giant circuit board.

youtube.com/watch?v=pI9mfl4eHZk

Great stuff.

Coffee is fine. I'm thinking about brewing a pot right now except that I'm pretty comfy bedposting.

>I have guns,
So he has guns and he occassionally goes crazy.
But don't worry, he hasn't killed anyone and worn their skin yet.
This is why you ALWAYS trust your President.
It might hurt when its one of your own that gets caught in the crossfire but it's always for the best.

One's that involve a lot of cortisol and adrenaline, so likely the actual bad ones.

hey magapedes, what's Gun Grabber Don's weekend agenda??

Should be, it's 6 am but no birds are awake yet.

Muzzies love the crap, enough to turn me off it.

>Solid State Entities are evil AIs who want to take over the world and turn it into a giant circuit board.
Where the hell did they come from?
Certainly we couldn't make it?
I'll watch your vid but if I have nightmares I'm blaming you.

Are we Gundam posting again? pls gib more pics or I'll go full Heavyarms Custom on your ass.
youtu.be/MCFsyGrEMnc

To tune into Joe!

I have considered quitting it but it's my only drug since I quit weed 8 months ago, I'll plan to quit it, mark it on my calendar, write it on my wall, etc.
POA: Quit Coffee, Hydrate more, Start Running.

NEET life so won't be difficult to define a new habit.

he spent the last of his part o life high on ketamine or whatever, he went full schizo
I even read one of his books