WHAT KIND OF DOGGO SHOULD MY GIRLFRIEND AND I GET

What kind of doggo should my girlfriend and I get?

Get a female if you get a big dog or else you might come home to your wife fucking it one day

A prairie dog

Springer Spaniel sweet smart and always fun

if your dog new fags do not get the shiba inu

don't get a god with your gf
if you break or she gets mad at you she'll beat the crap out of it because it reminds it of you
and poor dawg dindunuffin

listen to hitler
be sure the doggo goes with you, write a contract.

Whatever you do don't get a pug

>wife wants pug because she thinks "its so ugly its cute!!"
>get one as a puppy from a "pug rescue"
>still pay out the ass for this fuckin dog despite it being a "rescue" shelter, even tho I got my first dog from a rescue shelter for free
>pretty cute as a pup
>fast forward 2 years
>no longer a pup
>fucker slobbers all over the hardwood floor
>farts all day
>makes a fuck ton of snorts and sneezes on top of that he snores when he sleeps
>can't take him outside too long or he'll die cuz pugs noses can get flooded with sweat basically
>all he does is fucking eat. the only exercise he gets is jumping up onto the couch

Still love him but god damn is he useless.

Save a doggos life from a shelter. They will be forever greatful. There are lots of good doggos that need homes.

have a white child instead

How about you have some fucking kids first?

YOU
SHOULD
TONGUE
MY
NIGGER
ANUS

golden retriever, smart, strong, not nigger tier

German shepherd.

get two dogs because its cruel to abandon a dog in your home alone when you leave

this too

Golden retriever, Laborador, black mouth cur, Get a white man's breed. Leave pitbulls and rottweilers to the shitskins

i spaghetti'd the first two lines so much

> having a degenerate GF that beats animals

that's why everything east of austria needs to be nuked into church glass

For me it's the Boston terrier

>women are irrational only in eastern europoop

Australian Silky Terrier

Cat dog

This

>doggo

This shit needs to stop

Labrador,or Akita Inu.

cute :)

Catfag

no Japanese dogs unless you know how to train dogs.

Beagles will love you no matter what.

a pug signifies intelligence

>doggo
Get a pomeranian to match your handbag

>doggo
>memeflag

Underage b&

mu shu, teriyaki or just general tsao is allright. Just try a different one next weekend

get a random mongrel a.k.a common doggo from a dog shelter

1) no overbreeding: less genetic diseases, more mental stability
2) you actually manage to make the world at least a tiny bit better place

>Small
Rat terrier
>Medium
Some mutt
German Shepherd
>Big
DOGGO ARGENTINO

forgot pic

Pug

>pic is mine my wife got me for Christmas

Cairn muhfuckin Terrier.

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um, user, if you get a decent bloodline roti, they can be good doggos. if trained properly ofc. sure, they weight af uckton and will eat you out of house and home, but they are actually complete sooks by temperament.

you need to get off the interwebs mane

German Shepherd

nice doge.

Whatever you do don't get a woman

>parents want gf because they think "grandchildren are so ugly it's cute"
>get one as a virgin from a "church"
>still pay out the ass for this fucking woman despite it being a "modest" unit, even though I got my first woman from a nightclub for free
>pretty cute as a virgin
>fast forward 2 years
>no longer a virgin
>fucker slobbers girlcum all over the hardwood floor
>farts all day
>makes a fuck tonne of snorts and sneezes on top of that she snores when she sleeps
>can't take her outside too long or she'll die cuz her nose can get flooded with refugee cum basically
>all she does is fucking eat. the only exercise she gets is jumping up onto the dick

Still love her but god damn is she useless

This. Or a Golden Retriever. Both master race pets.

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I agree. Whenever i hear the tern doggo I immediately cringe. I picture some 15 year old on Sup Forums typing it with a big grin on his face thinking how he is being ironic amd cool by saying doggo instead of just dog.

>leaf

>doggo

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>memeflag

f u c k i n g

Children.

this, golden retrievers are master race pets

rhodesian ridgeback, german shepard.

What a cute fucker jesus.

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> a 56%er dog
> cute fucker
> 56% er human
> el goblino

bichon frise or if you are a nigga a bichin' frise.

Underage b&

Oh yeah, if you want your gf to be safer, Great Dane.
Massive intimidating hounds that wouldn't hurt a fly. Niggers don't trust them, and mudshits are disgusted by them.

Get a golden retriever
>intelligent
>easily trained
>good natured
>implicitly white

My family has always had Dobermans, even though the winters here are pretty harsh.

Clever and sweet dogs if you spend the time, and they are great around (your own) kids.

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l e a f

anything else is a rat

Northern European bred dogs.

Dobermanns
Rottweilers
GSD
Great Dane
Swiss mountain dog

Or the ol' American gold retriever.

Bred as work dogs with temper and intelligence.

Karl Friedrich Dobermann was responsible for all of the modern dog breeds that are used in police work and guard duty.
If you are going to take care of a animal(child for millenials) at least get one that is purpose built and not a arm toy.
These dogs will follow commands and protect you in return for food and shelter.
You are their master not their fathers.

>getting a pet with a girlfriend
Get married and have kids. Stop living in sin

>probably older and more stupid than you user hue hue hue maple nigger whats this aboot hue hue celine dion compost hue

No, all sheepdogs are good dog

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One that's a good enough replacement for a kid.

What the fuck has this board come to be.Why arent mods fucking deleting this.
God damn you nigger mods do your job.

this, mods pls

Rottweiler or German Shepard, something to protect your home and property.
>Pic related, my bitch.

loved my Jack Russell. Tore my heart out to put him down after 16 years. He was by my side always more faithful than my wife. I miss that dog every day still.

Can my 14 year old pure bred Australian SIlky Terrier fuck your dog and create a beautiful mix?

get a blue heeler (australian cattle dog) only good thing to come outta stralia

Cute.
They get a bad rap but purebreds (not mutt dogfighter lineages) are smart enough to herd cattle and sheep.
They even pulled minecarts.
Extremely protective around family units.
Dobermans and GSD are more of a single master kind while Rotties love "herds" or families.

>Spending money on the barking Jew

Good goy, have a sheckle

Reminds me of that movie RedDog. Awesome movie. Tearjerker

A 56% mutt from the SPCA. They live longer and have better temperaments than pure breeds. Short of that, a lab or retriever.

beagle

but why is this on Sup Forums?

Australian Terrier
Australian Silky Terrier
Kelpie

That was RedDog a kelpie. Thanks

get a lab. great dogs, easy to train, and tons of personality.

dude labs never stop eating tho

Guncuck

Looks like a fucking rat. Why is everything that comes out of Austalia horrific looking?

Cry about our dog-right posting somewhere else, please. This is a wholesome thread.

aussie corgi mix

I bet there's a story behind this comment

Shiba Inu. We have 2. Only get pure bred from a Shiba breeder. There are breeders in every state and they’re easy to find. That being said, they are a challenge but anything worth having is hard. They’re incredibly smart dogs and that’s why they’re hard. They will challenge your resolve daily for probably the first year but after that, they’re extremely loyal. They test you at first to see if you’re worth following as a leader. If you fail them, they’ll walk all over you but if they respect you (which they will if you’re consistent and don’t get lazy in training them), then they’ll be incredibly easy to train after that. It’s very rewarding to take a doggo pup that walks all over you at first and turning them into an effective member of doggo society.