What lessons has anime/hentai taught you?

What lessons has anime/hentai taught you?
>anything by DaHootch
>don't do drugs

succubusses don't actually have ill intent they're just cute girls

pirates weren't thieves and rapists, they were just goofy adventurers. Also there was a one world government at some point

as soon as a girl sees your penis, she'll turn into a cockthirsty megawhore powered by semen

Trust no woman. No matter HOW good you are with her. They are all thots. I promise.

Also, be prepared to kill a bitch depending on how dirty she does you. Do it like America, not Japan.

Incest happens all the time and yet is somehow considered taboo???

>thots
>>>tumblr.

Any monster cliche can be a cute girl

You wanna get somewhere you gonna need friends.
Also every story can be improved if the cast js replaced by lolis

See that high class, well put together student class president:
She definitely is as much of a loser as a Chinese cartoon enthusiast

>Takasugi Kou
Hot Milfs in your area need big cock now

That women are heartless creatures

>spice and wolf
Invest your wealth into a diversified index fund

If you Ahegao a woman enough she will be Mind Broken.

Not to do drugs.

Japan would never start a war

No one can win against the dick.

Nope. Not the dick.

Rubber and Gum can resurrect someone from death.

>>don't do drugs
Why though? The girls love it, the guys love raping the mind broken girls, everyone wins?

More like be in the right place at the right time and save the asses of a town right before it starts issuing its own currency.

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>little sisters always take care of their brothers
>semen flows endlessly until the girl is left a mess with besically marshmallow fluff coming out of her cunny
>the best girls to fuck are ones who's pussy you can still call a cunny
>always filter NTR rape and mindbreak
>always impregnate

haha no

The secret to getting pussy is being fat, ugly and bald. If you cant get that, let your bangs cover your eyes, it might work too.

I've learnt that loli are the most dangerous and thirsty being on Earth and will sexually assault you if you let your guard down.

go vegan

Patreon isn't always the end for poorfags.

If I scream at the top of my lungs and look like I'm constipated for about 30 seconds I will ascend to a new level and my power level will increase a hundred fold.

>always filter NTR rape and mindbreak
>mindbreak
???
You're already filtering all the shit you don't want with rape, you're just missing good ahegaos by filtering mindbreak as well.

from ShindoL of course

Tanned guys at the beach are rapists and everyone who's overweight and ugly is actually hiding a monster cock and godlike sex skills.

If I ever have to choose between fighting a 7 foot tall mountain of muscle, or a little girl with light hair in a dress, ALWAYS fight the mountain, cause odds are he's a complete pussy, and that little girl is some kind of 700 year old vampire/demon queen that could wipe the floor with me in the blink of an eye.

nigga i'm hayato what do i care

Japan is weird.

Girls LOVE nice guys.

Part of me kinda wishes I was in the ShindoL DQ party

they seem fun people and I can probably save them from being raped all the time all while raping them

That it's culturally insensitive to believe African tribes are women-hating cannibals they will still rape you though

incest traditionally was not considered taboo in japan. although it is now

its not really rape since she'll just succumb to the cock anyway.

Source?
Image search isn't working even on panda

Funny enough, the quote is actually the title itself. Google should get you what you need.

You can rape a girl with your bros and she'll enjoy it

>You're Under Arrest
Police don't just hate their jobs but have fun in the office with their peers in the 80's, in a city that's not detroit

More like just put on your best merchant's smile

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I learned this

Don't ever trust women.

Won't erection be painful that way?

Gas leaks are a lie.

it's a tranny thing.

The Student Discipline Committee secretly masturbates to confiscated porn and will throatfuck anyone who finds out

They don't get erections?

we're talking about people who want to cut the thing off.

demon loli will kill you then turn you into their servant sex slaves for eternity but only if you have a huge dick

>we're talking about
Then let's stop.

trucks kill more people than heart disease and old age, only beaten by the common cold

>but only if you have a huge dick
aw my schemes were foiled again!

Do your schemes always rely on having a huge dick?
You might want to change your approach then.