Ally and rival

>your country
>best ally
>rival
>archenemy

>France
>Poland/Scotland
>UK
>Germany

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>UK
>Chile
>France
>More of France

>germany
sup baguette

>Germany
>Austria
>France
>The Eternal Anglo

>Poland
>Hungary
>Germany/Russia
>Ukraine

>>Germany/Russia

NZ
Aus
Aus
China

USA
Israel

>USA
>Israel
>Israel
>Israel

Pretty much, yeah, but that's just because of our history. Nowadays it's meh, who gives a shit, but that's what the majority of people will tell you if you'd ask them. As for Ukraine, I've never witnessed so much shitposting towards Poland on Sup Forums from any other country, not even from you Krauts, so I feel it's an honest observation. They unironically worship Bandera and feel better than us, so fuck 'em.

>vietnam
>usa
>china
>cambodia

I don't think any of you should be mentioning us in a context of equality.
>Gods amoungst men, kings of the jungle, conquerers of the world.
You can fight amoungst yourselves, we'll step in and defeat whoever comes out top and rescue everyone else (when it makes us look good). Yet again.

What is stolen valor?

Stop jerk in yourself off and fix your nation. If you can't get your act together soon the whole commonwealth is fubar.
England is still the cultural leader and currently you support a culture of self destruction

Israel
Everyone
Everyone
Israel

Best post itt.

USA
Israel
China/EU
Russia

yes goy hate white people

What the fuck.

You mention France but not Slovenia which was under German influence for centuries?

That's actually surprisingly funny and pretty meta, become a rabbi.

Slovenia is irrelevant lol

>Serbia
>Russia/Greece/Romania
>Croatia
>Albania/Turkey

>Finland
>Sweden
>Sweden
>Russia

>netherlands
>luxembourg
>UK
>france

>surprisingly funny
>SURPRISINGLY!
You have just bought an enemy for life!

Kek
Accurate

>Czechia
>we don't have allies, everyone always backstabs us
>we don't really have any rivals, but probably Slovakia, since we always love to compare ourselves with them
>Germany

What's Austria really like? I've been reading up since the Olympics and it seems pretty cool. Whats contemporary Austria like though?

I know. Look at the Serb not even mentioning us as Arch enemy
We won the 10 day war. We are clearly more powerful than Albania.

>us
>kuwait
>none
>nigeria

What are you going to do jewboy? Are you going to bite off his foreskin?

Slovakia
Czechia
Czechia
Hungary

Country: Italy
Ally : Greece/San Marino
Rival: France
Ennemy: the eternal anglo

>USA
>Norway
>Haiti
>all of Africa

>australia
>usa
>canada
>new zealand

And not a single shekel spent, nice.

Wouldn't know to be honest, I've been all over the world, but believe it or not I have yet to see Austria. Ask some German user, but I would assume (perhaps wrongly) it's sorta like the whole US/Canada situation, with both cultures being kinda similar, but calling each other their retarded cousins.

>Poland
>Hungary
>Russia
>Germany

...

UK
Portugal
Germany
Argentina

>England
>Portugal
>France
>Scotland

Londonistan
Pakistan
India
UK

>Algeria
>Tunisia
>Morocco
>France

>US
>UK/Australia
>Russia
>Mexico

>All these people saying Britain

We truly are the master race.

Hated, adored, but never ignored.

came here to post this

>USA
>Israel/Canada
>Canada
>EU

>UK
>Portugal
>France
>G*rmans

>australia
>china
>china
>china

America
America
America
America

>USA
>Israel
>Israel
>Israel

>bosnia
>none
>croatia
>serbia

nobody wants to be friends with the retard, except for other retards like Turkey but even they think we're meh.

>>your country
UK

>>archenemy
rest of the world

no fucks given

>Israel
>USA בעלת הברית הכי טובה שלנו
>Muslims
>The Goyim

This

>Winner for most blue-pilled answer possible.

dem proxies

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goblins
NO
globalists
NO
this is it
EVERYBODY GET READY

hey you.
stop it.

>USA
>Australia
>everyone else in the world
>also everyone else in the world; and our own niggers.

Not a proxy my friend, I am fluent in hebrew and could write this sentence in hebrew as well
אין פה שום פרוקסי חבר יקר, אני מדבר שותף בעברית ואני יכול לכתוב את המשפט הזה גם בעברית

lmao

>Netherlands
>Belgium
>Belgium
>Belgium

The ride never stops goyim

>UK
>USA
>France
>Ireland/Scotland

USA
Canada
China
Israel

USA
United Kingdom
China
Russia

I'm really not sure who our best ally is. My nation was originally a vassal so it's kind of complicated. Is Britain or France even our "ally" really? They're more like our parents, we didn't choose them and its not in our nature to ever truly turn our backs on them no matter what they do.
Same with the USA. In ww2 the moment parliament heard of the actions in pearl harbor, we declared war on Japan. Before the USA did. We're more like fraternal twins then allies.

Aus/Nz are also more like cousins then allies, with other commonwealth nations like Jamaica/Bermuda/Singapore ect ect being part of the extended family.

Maybe the Netherlands/Denmark ect? Those were some of the first and strongest non-commonwealth associations, so they are relationships that we actually chose.

We don't have any rivals/enemies really. We have vast resources, we're not in true competition with anybody and every enemy we have is due to our associations, not for anything we've done to each other.

>UK
>Portugal
>France
>Germany

GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!

>a country with a pop of California and half it's GDP is my rival
>a shitty alliance of countries that hate each other is my archenemy

Truly the south was something to be proud of

UK
USA
France
Israel

>WRAGHHHWAHAHRGHHHHA RWAHHAHHH

>my friend
you will address me as eternal goyim!

Switzerland
Gold
Paper Money
Communism

>USA
>Israel best ally
found the mutt

UK
CANZ
USA
EU

what about albania ? Arent you guys just albania with a different name ?

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>Scotland
>literally nobody
>ireland
>england

>Alex Jones
Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=fl9OUQUgDtQ

He has said alot of things

You do realise how boring you are, right?

>Poland
>France and Hungary
>Germany
>Ukraine

>Canada
>America
>Australia
>Immigration

...

i don't really watch him anymore, and that was one of the things that made me stop.

i do believe he's woke on the JQ and i believe every aspect of the beefcake lawsuit is absolutely true

>“Alex was walking by and it was a ‘look what I’ve found’ moment, I invited him to check it out.
>“But when I clicked on this picture to see the full resolution image, a gay porn website popped up; it was a clickbait picture,” he added.
>“I was shocked and embarrassed but Alex knew what had happened so I quickly clicked off, but he instantly jumped on it and called me ‘Beefcake.’
>“That afternoon he continued calling me Beefcake, the next day it was Beefcake, I thought it would maybe go away, like sort of childish behaviour, office banter, but it didn’t.”
>The conspiracy theorist “allowed his friend Shane Steiner into my office to display on my computer with images of gay pornography,” Jacobson wrote.
>“I believe this action was a continuation of the intimidation and sexual harassment in that he was grooming me for homosexual sex.”
>Jacobson also accused Jones of antisemitic abuse, writing that he “used racial slurs against me, calling me ‘The Resident Jew,’ ‘The Jewish Individual,’ and ‘Yacobson.’"

>Former production assistant Ashley Beckford has also submitted a complaint, alleging that Jones groped her behind and asked “who wouldn’t want to have a black wife?” in her presence.

>Argentina
>fucking Perú but we backstab them later
>UK
>Argentina

Fuck off, Nigel 1776 can and will commence again

How is Ukraine our archenemy, they didn't even exist for the large part of our history.

>Wales
>New Zealand
>Scotland
>England

>Finland
>Eesti
>russia
>sweden
>

They do not have a right to exist.

Allies: USA,CANADA,NEW ZEALAND,AUSTRALIA, NORTHERN IRELAND, WALES

Subhuman bastards: All of Africa, Republic of Ireland, all of Asia, all of the Middle East

>Northern Ireland
>the Netherlands
>Republic of Ireland
>the Vatican

Sure, but the archenemy position should be reserved for the germs, the destructive and barbarous nation of brutes. Ukrainians haven't really done anything except kill a few peasants and clean our toilets.

>Wales and NZ both fuck sheep

Checks out

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>Scotland
>England
>England
>England

>begging for my attention like a dog
truly low people

>Russia
>Russia
>Russia
>Ukraine

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