Umaru chan is crying

umaru chan is crying
what do?

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>hand rolled up duvet to garbage men
>they throw it into truck
>"Please ignore crunching sounds it's just a very old duvet"

Keep it up

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Bully and lewd her

light the mattress on fire

Give her junk food in hopes that it quiets her down?

Slap her.

I'd smoke that.

Use as an onahole.

Make her explode

>hamster op image
>shallow observation
>"what do?"

Exemplary Umaru spam.
This is why so many people hate Himouto! Umaru-chan. The series deserves much better attention than what these spam posts cause.

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protect from faggot bullies

HEAT MOVE!

Hug her

Oji-san buy me geimu

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Delete this

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Why doesn't Taihei just ask Ebina if Umaru could live with her? She can't act like a spoiled brat around Ebina and Ebina loves her brother so she'd probably agree.

Fuck off.

Why are anti-Umarufags such edgy little turds? You'd think they where all 12 what with their gore fascination

>slapping the loli
umaru haters confirmed for Sup Forumsermins

umaru chan is crying
what do?

Cancel it.

Kidnap and sell her to a whore house

What a great answer, you should kidnap her friends too

nothing

Rape. She's already crying, might as well give her a reason.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Newmaker#Attachment_therapy

dewit

Buy her a geimu. And then play with her

Execute her

Cry with her about how she gets a 2nd season but Watamote doesn't.

I will feed her vegetables.

nice

ONII-CHAN, NO ECCHI!!

Pet

All these edgy faggots itt

YOU MONSTER

What kind of geimu would you play with Umaru?

Hug her :3

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Russian Roulette

shit

Umaru doesn't care about the Crabby Patty secret formula

MOOOOOOOODDDDDDS

All these crossboarding ratposters ITT

Tell her I'm going to come inside her roll.

P R A C T I C A L
E R O G E
G A M E S

Rape would have been a better answer but thats ok too

Comfort her with the fact she's not mentally deficient like Tomoko

>eroge games
???

>Not mentally deficient

Even as an Umarufag I recognize she needs mental health support

She sometimes wears her emotions on her sleeve i.e. crying, but it isn't a mental illness

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Why do people insist on this bullshit rivalry between Tomokofag and Umarufag? Both can co-exist

>Anyone who shares an opinion I don't like is a cross boarder/reddit/9gag/neogaf/not from here

This is truly the most pathetic and diseased kind of thinking

Because Tomokofag is a schizo shitposter

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Thanks for proving my point

>e-everyone bullying my shit anime is a tomokofag, r-right?
Ratposting should be a bannable offense

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My Umaru-chan "abuse" have nothing to do with Tomokofags.
It's the purest way of loving Umaru-chan!

CRYING UMARU CUTEST UMARU

grown men have fallen to lesser strikes

GIMME MORE DICKU ONII-CHAN

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ONII-CHAN NO ECCHI

STOP UMARU ABUSE

Tell Her that she doesn't stop crying, she will end up as a suppository for a whale

Kick her out and continue to fuck ebina

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>mods still don't delete these ritual shitposting threads

Hands-on, to be exact.

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>new guidelines sticky goes up
>UMARU IS CRYING!! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
>mods nuke ratposting threads
>STOP DELETING UMA THREADS, ONII-CHAN!!
>mods keep nuking ratposting threads
>ratposters make slightly less garbage OPs
>ratshit bullying and lewds continue
>STOP UMARU ABUSE!! DELETE THIS!!
>mods do nothing
>MOOOOOODDDDDDSSSS
>mods still do nothing
Why are mods so based?

I want to blow on Umaru's butthole and inflate her tiny hamster body until it goes POP

Throw her out with the trash.

Give pirated Todd Howard game and run

>no one has posted this yet

>or this

Umaru bully thread here

They actually do something. I was banned for 3days last week for lewding hamster. They delete post that torture & rape hamster.
>I guess, BRUTALLY dismembering and raping her too GRAPHIC is not allowed.

Umaru's face looks like a baby's in regular mode, doesn't it?

is there a rule against nugget posting and liking tomoko?

I just want to clean tomoko, fuck her senseless for days on end while she begs for more, then coach her out of her autism
is that so much to ask?

literally almost every moe anime character ever

the last couple decades haven't been so nice

Kek

>implying you wont immediately look at her breasts the first time you see her

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