This is Emilia's lap

This is Emilia's lap
What would you like to do with it?

I wanna rub my dick between her thighs.

Rest my head there and cry like a rape victim.

Severe her damn legs with a chainsaw and fed it to my dog.

That's very edgy user.

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oh look i got transported to another world with no explanation™. what will i do?

will i wonder how the fuck i got there and any lore that could explain it?
will i worry about my parents who have no idea what happened and might think that i'n dead and see if going back is an option?
will i try to find out interesting things about this alien land (were everyone somehow speaks japanese)? it is a land with demi-humans and magic! so much history to discover...
will i do anything remotely interesting to the audience?

fuck no i'll just have the MC surrounded by 10/10 maidens who are attracted to him for being nice™.

rest head

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>no re zero ep today

Lap pillow and play with breasts to relax.

it's not because he's "nice"
it's because he saved their lives by knowing what will happen and having infinite tries to save them

Yeah, chainsaws are pretty edgy.

Use with care.

It's typical isekai garbage. I don't understand how it got so popular.

Is edge all it takes for something to become popular and "genre-deconstruction"? Same shit happend with Madoka. Typical magical girl neckbeard pandering garbage, but it got insanely popular because of all the edge.

Read "Release that witch"

You forgot:
oh look I got transported to another world with no explanation, and I'm getting my ass kicked in pretty brutal ways constantly here, It might be a good idea to act with more care from now on, right?
Nope, I'll act in the most retarded, non intuitive, obnoxious, careless and loud way possible at literally all time.

I would like to ask for Rem's lap instead.

Emilia is THICC

>Emilia
Who?

What's the point of shots like these in anime? Am I supposed to masturbate?

not to mention
oh look, i got transported to another world with no explanation as to why, and every time i die i reset to a certain point earlier in time.
Also, I just fucked up everybody's opinion of me by acting like a dick in the capitol, now seems like a really good time to NOT DO A FUCKING THING TO CORRECT IT.

If i was suzuki in that situation I'd have just topped myself and kept my mouth shut the next time around.

Another confirmation that casuals will like anything high concept, and feel sympathy for any character who has bad stuff happen to them.

Emilia has only one translated doujins despite being one of the main heroines and having a attractive design. I don't think I ever seen a case of a anime girl steamrolling her competition so hard like Rem did in terms of popularity.

Yes user, when you see a teasing/sexy scene on a film, it's just there to make you masturbate. All the hundreds of erotic shots and scenes in visual media serve merely to induce masturbation.

1. rest head on lap
2. suck on nipple
3. Emilia jerks me off

that's because she got cucked hard and everyone felt bad for her.
also If you think about it the MC's relationships with each girl is fucking nonexistent from their perspective, like the's known them for about five times as long as they've known him by now so I really don't get why any of them like him.

Not really. Rem is just really appealing as a girl in almost all senses, she's literally made with the purpose of being the perfect waifu. It also helps that she has more screen time and does much more for the MC than Emilia.

> like the's known them for about five times as long as they've known him by now so I really don't get why any of them like him.
Because he's a isekai MC, duh.

You are supposed to appreciate the beauty (beauty being the point of art) of the idealized female form.

Watching Subaru is like watching a fucking trainwreck, except it isn't even amusing or entertaining . The things that happen around Subaru or with Subaru are entertaining, but Subaru himself just makes you uncomfortable. It reminds me of those shitty comedy movies from the 90's, where a character would do the most dumb and unthinkable things imaginable all the time for comedic purposes. Difference is that in Subaru's case it's not for comedic purposes.

S2 when?

FPBP

Yeah, I mean when you have ability to restart the shit over and over again the first thing you will do after realizing it is probably learning somehow from your mistakes and don't behave yourself like an idiot?
I mean he could have even beaten that bitch who killed him at the beginning just by repeating the game thousand times over and over if he wanted to impress girls so hard.

I could use a nap and that pillow looks mighty comfy.

Take a fat shit on it.

To me it's even worse when it comes to his ''plans'' and they shit he says to others. You have all the time you need to think up a plan and think on how to act to get others to trust you more, but it seems that even planning 5 seconds ahead is impossible for him.

On a side note, I don't think I ever saw a MC who got so humiliated in my life. He gets rekt in one way(normally in very brutal ways, both psychologically and physically) or another by literally every character in the show.

How can you even jerk off to it? You can't even see her panties. This show barely has fanservice scenes. So fucking trash.

I agree with your opinion but I want to add one thing: So a guy suddenly gets transported in a fantasy world with what the fuck is going on there and the first thing he starts to do is chasing after some random girl ass and getting into every trouble possible?
In real world, when you suddenly get teleported in a random foreign city the last thing you will try to do is to get into trouble. Yes, even stopping a thief would be trouble for you since you have no information on how you shall behave yourself.

Reminder that he was supposedly a NEET and Hikki before being transported to a fantasy world. Someone who actively avoids social interaction and prefers to isolate himself to not suffer by the insecurities our world, should at the very least be careful and skeptical around others on a world he knows nothing about, and realistically, he should be anxious, quiet and skeptical, which is literally the very opposite of how he acts.

who cares about her lap? I'm more interested in her belly

>that dithering

Jebus

Sniff her thighs while pretending to cry.

Isn't she cold and stiff?

What does she usually do with guts? Simply stare at them and admire her work?

Does she ever come back?

REMINDER THAT ELSA DESERVED BETTER

I'd take the boring choice and go for a lap pillow.

Because it's been ages since I've been able to sleep well.

yes. and?

Spread them first, think about it later.

she gets off to her victim's wails as she inhales the scent of fresh entrails.

not in the anime

aye.

I mean period, LN, manga, any other material out there. She reminds me of that hair chick from Inuyasha or the girl from DxD that got axed in like the first episode I really wanted to see more of.an, evil really shouldn't be that hot.

Here's your typical Remfaggot.

I'm at like episode 18 of the anime

When does this show start being fun and stop being about Subaru screaming and dying over and over?

Never, Re;Zero is just torture porn for edgy teens.

I got to the end of episode 19 and it's not so terrible now, I hope within the last 5 episodes it can somehow redeem itself.