AUS/POL LIBERALS EDITION

Greetings and Salutations Cunts.

Plan to transform Western Sydney into a 'greater economic powerhouse' in 20 years unveiled.

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-04/20-year-plan-to-transform-western-sydney-unveiled/9507354

Sydney residents frustrated as Mardi Gras partygoers leave behind 'faeces and urine'

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-04/mardi-gras-leaves-a-bad-smell-for-residents/9507346

Liberals win majority government in Tasmania election

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/liberals-win-majority-government-in-tasmania-election

Cher wows 40th annual Mardi Gras parade as huge crowd celebrates in Sydney

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/cher-wows-40th-annual-mardi-gras-parade-as-huge-crowd-celebrates-in-sydney

Residents barred from homes as police investigate trail of blood.

unv.is/theage.com.au/national/victoria/residents-barred-from-homes-as-police-investigate-trail-of-blood-20180304-p4z2rm.html

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unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-04/barnaby-joyce-says-baby-paternity-is-grey-area/9507114
themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/china-strengthens-tasmania-ties-with-another-highlevel-visit/news-story/fcb8814edde73897429863795d8300fc
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Tasmania needs to be its own country the mainland is too chinese too gay too jewish and far too focused on urban living. There is more to life than paperwork and pixels.

>in b4 but you'll be poor
>in b4 but white majority makes me BORED

it'll be well worth it. melbourne is harmful to culture of all of this country and their influence is spreading here.

are you from tas?

>Mardi Gras partygoers
~Oh those pesky naughties!

Mainlanders are worse than jews

who is going to win in SA lads?

will this conservative wave that started in Bennelong continue it's triumphant journey around the nation?

Uhh muh mutacultralizm

what's for tea lads. iga roast chook, garlic bread and a salad for me

aussie 'liberals' are right wing, the liberal stance is to do with economic policy; they are in favor of less regulations and are pro-buisness

on the other hand we have Labor who are the left wing "american Liberal" types who are socialists

no idea yet fren, hoping mom makes me some tendies though

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you can't half tell can ya

once I was in hong kong and I said mainlanders fucking suck. everyone cheered because they thought I was talking about the chinese. I was ;) Sydney shanghai what's the bloody difference

*clicks fingers*

At least if you're a white guy you can get lots of chink poon. That is about the only positive of having your culture and people-hood erased.

Every single Australian political party is further to the left than every single equivalent USAmerican political party.
>The Aussie Libs are just slightly to the left of the Democrats
Every single Australian political party is further to the right than every single equivalent European political party.

We are a country of centrists

uhh we breed em well enough that we don't need to import. in fact we are bulk exporter of white people to mainland australia

I just read your post properly.

I found a nice flip girl over there actually

Chick second closest to the camera is gonna have a heart attack before she completes one lap.

Not a single ethnic Australian.

Also
>pic related

>We are a country of centrists
not true

Labor explicitly mentions socialism as a key to their platform in its manifesto

asian poontang isn't free, they want to marry ya, get their citizenship status and so on

You forgot the most important news from today

'A grey area': Barnaby Joyce raises doubts over whether he's the biological father of Vikki Campion's baby
baka.com.au/politics/federal/a-grey-area-barnaby-joyce-raises-doubts-over-whether-he-s-the-biological-father-of-vikki-campion-s-baby-20180303-p4z2ob.html

BARNABY IS A KEK

Our entire country is socialist. The Nats are socialist. One Nation is socialist.
We're more socialist than the US and less socialist than Europe.
Putting us in the centre of the two. Hence, a country of centrists.

Surely this is proof of satanic sex magic cults going on in Canberra.
Barny is a scapegoat.

Damn.

Barnaby Joyce says he had 'no choice' but to reveal paternity doubts.

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-03-04/barnaby-joyce-says-baby-paternity-is-grey-area/9507114

yet the media still ran front page story implying it was his even after he told them it might not be

that's pretty shitty if you ask me

I hope you're just pretending to be retarded, because Labor sent their goons over to the USA to help Bernie Sanders' campaign. Labor identifies with Bernie Sanders ideology, which is far left socialism, even further left than Hillary Clinton

Rip in peace tasie forests

why, what happened?

He's a commie green cunt who is crying about Liberals getting into power down there.

but Libs have already been running the joint for 4 years and the forests are still there?

>Sydney residents frustrated as Mardi Gras partygoers leave behind 'faeces and urine'
fucking poofs

Did you actually look at Bernie's platform though? The things he said he'd enact if elected?
They were further to the right (on education, healthcare, public works, and the role of government) than even our shooters and fishers propose.

Where they find common ground is on social issues (like immigration, abortion, degeneracy), which makes them "progressive", rather than "socialist". The Nazis were economic socialists, further left than even our greens. The USSR (despite its name) was almost entirely /not/ socialist - being an oligarchic economic structure - they were basically feudal.

The way he speaks of the situation, a few things can be inferred and/or are known
>barnaby was sleeping with vikki at the time but it was an open relationship
>during the period of conception, barnaby wasn't around her much - and speaks in a matter of fact way that he might not be the father, so he was comfortable knowing she was sleeping with other people
>he doesn't want to do a paternity test and plans to raise the child as his own regardless

Since he plans to raise the child as his own regardless, it's reasonable for papers to call it his child even if there's a possibility that biologically it's not.

Yeah but if you look at the actual policies you have in place right now. You already have what Bernie Sander's advocates for in the United States.

did the LNP run a train on her or something?

We've gone way further than what Bernie wanted.

If you read the article, it was because of a lack of portaloos and not some kind of degenerate piss/scat play thing
I do not care for pride rallies but you need to know what it is you're actually complaining about

>raise it as his own
Is he saving the kid from the satanic sex magic cult, or is he condemning it to a life of sexual abuse and brainwashing?

so they just turned into poo's because there were no dunnies around? i have pissed in the street but I can hold in a shit until I find a toilet. I guess if their anus' are ruined then it just leaks out

>Sydney residents frustrated as Mardi Gras partygoers leave behind 'faeces and urine'
Slippery slope, fuckers. You voted this.

being drunk doesn't help either

mate I am a piss head and I have never shit in a street

>cucked from his party
>cucked from his new relationship
Barney's had it rough

We really need to march across this wasteland and start lynching every last traitor to this nation.

why the fuck would he even bring this up?
>well the baby might not be mine
>yeah I was fucking her
>yeah I left my wife
>yeah I am still fucking her
>the baby might not be mine though
does he think this somehow makes him look better because she was fucking other people? I really want some femicunt to call him out on slut shaming just for some lulz

He claims that he had """no choice""" but to reveal that information since the media had been making multiple requests about the issue

the way he did it was fucking dumb, just say it's probably my kid but we didn't DNA test so it might not be

50% of the country are

Then 50% of the country must die, it's as simple as that.

Headline would be the same either way
what he should have done was not say anything at all. He was finally starting to get out of the spotlight, now that he's been officially replaced. This didn't need to be public knowledge and only makes him look worse

>Mfw I worked security at mardi gras

hey lads, i posted here the other day about trying the "internet dating" meme and said i would open account on each platform just for the fuck of it

anyway, i opened an OKC account and this is the first bird i came across. the absolute state. surely theres a better way for a slightly autistic introverted anxious person such as myself

what he should of done is said yeah it isn't mine it's Turnbulls, that's why he isn't talking to me anymore since I stole his side bitch

hello lads

do you go into a decontamination chamber or quarantine after?

I walked through the city this morning and there was garbage and shit everywhere. Disgrace.

>wiradjuri
So she's black?

>Plan to transform Western Sydney into a 'greater economic powerhouse' in 20 years unveiled.
Since when does it take 20 years to remove shitskin?

Good man

No I went to a police station because some dyke cunt punched me in the eye with her ring and fucked my eye up. Fucking hate faggots

why did this dyke punch you? Also I hate faggots too

yeah but she was white as fuck in all of her pictures

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I don't buy it. Generally the nose gives it away

probably like 1/8th or something

>blow your entire career up and destroy your family for a woman who may be having some other dudes baby
fuck mate, when's he gonna shoot up canberra?

emus were the original inhabitants of Australia. White apes, yellow apes and retard looking apes need to leave.

imagine if the kid turns out to be a niglet

>women are the enemy
>everything women do are because men tell them to
Fuck off jew. We all know that women are the way they are because you jewish illuminists told them to be that way.

Post pictures, otherwise we'll assume you're attracted to abos and no one wants that.

oh please for the love of god i hope this happens

Likewise.

reeeeeeeeeee does this shit have a history of profiles you've rejected? otherwise i wont be able to find it

read the thread you god damn nigger

jews did not make women "evil", women have always been acting this way except men kept them in check.

once that stopped happening, women's true nature comes out.

OKcupid is literal trash.
I've been using it to shit on commies for the past 2-3 years because literally every woman on there is a left wing blue haired dipshit or is a fucking tranny.

Internet dating in your 20s is a fucking disaster full of single mothers, rabid undatable feminists and landwhales. If you are white and beta enough to fall for the asian women meme you can find success as you get a lot of asian women hitting you up for citizenship.

>surely theres a better way for a slightly autistic introverted anxious person such as myself

Bite the bullet, go out and socialise. Otherwise you'll be left with the dregs.

Which is funnier? Sudo or abo?

If this happens I am going to start attending church since I will know god is real

no way it's an abo, I am confident the only reason half casts exist is because explores had no other women around except abos

or a gook?

>women's true nature.
Women don't have a true nature. They were created to conform ideologically to the strongest masculine influence in their lives.
If they're acting like a degenerate slutty lefty it's because the strongest masculine influence in their life is telling them it's good to act like a degenerate slutty lefty.

>Bite the bullet, go out and socialise. Otherwise you'll be left with the dregs.
this

I think this would make me laugh the most

I was restraining her because she assualted her dyke abo girlfriend

Should have sold them

I thought you could still look at profiles even if you rejected them. Give us the general area and I'll try to track it down.

Nah bro, it's more simple (and insidious) than this. You see abos don't reproduce sexually. They're Orks. They spawn.
The corroboree is just a ritualised spawning process where the "women" dance naked and drop abo spores all over the ground.
Then the men dance and masturbate all over the ground too.
The two spores meet and start to germinate, then as the abo sleeps on the ground some of the gestated spores will crawl into the "female" pouch (often mistaken for a vagina, but obviously not one if you ever smell it).

Half caste come from lonely/stranded potato niggers jerking off to the milk-tits of young abo pouch holders, not realising that their sperm is compatible with the abo spore. This is why abos get the black bred out of them - they're not actually human.

point taken. i dont have many friends that live in newcastle anymore so going out and socialising is pretty difficult for me

a left wing gf wouldnt bother me t b h since most of the friends i have dont give a shit about politics at all. id rather someone who cares (regardless of where they sit on the spectrum) as opposed to someone who doesnt

ill have a look

I'd say come to my church next Sunday but we're actually out of eligible young women.
The oldest of the next crop is only 14.
>though it's always funny to watch her Roman Salute and say "Heil Hitler" to be edgy

Don't worry about it, I found the whale.

It's not noticeable straight away, but if you focus you can see the welfare calling.

holy fucking shit, how the hell can any self respecting aussie think this is a good thing?

>housemate is making spag bol to eat for the next week
>first time hes cooked with the ghost chillis he grew out the back of the house
>mfw put one of the seeds on my tongue and now im in a world of pain

this is fked. why do people get addicted to eating hot shit?

yeah thats her lmao, didnt even see these images because i skipped once i read the bio. shes fuckin massive, no wonder why all of the photos are from the neck up

ive noticed that some of the matches have like 50-60% enemy or something like that. does that mean the algorithm is struggling to cope with my retarded answers or something?

Tassie is gonna get chinked. Lol.

themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/china-strengthens-tasmania-ties-with-another-highlevel-visit/news-story/fcb8814edde73897429863795d8300fc

Send chinks to tasmania immediately!

Nah mate

Jay is pulling out all stops to buy the election

The pork barrel is strong with this one

Do Aussies even exist anymore outside pol? I don't think so. Everyone I know is a faggot.

alrighty boys, if god emperor Xi ever visits Australia again one of us needs to take one for the team and kill the fucker. Doesn't matter if you have to shank him or use a truck that fucker needs to go

I was the only white guy in my class the other day. First week too

Shhhh