How come when beta soyboys are excited they open their mouth's

How come when beta soyboys are excited they open their gaping vagina mouths? Like do they associate any form of stimuli as sex and are ready to deep throat a monster cock?

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>It's another OP projects his inner problems onto the world thread

sad and sage

Fpbp

to show they're not intimidating and submissive.

raised by women,
women exaggerate facial expressions

That's not excitement. These people are so empty and depressed inside they can't produce a genuine smile and have to pretend to be excited, that's why it's so awkward and fake looking.

Also gets them brownies points because they think it's quirky and funny.

I think it is because some men have seen the popularity of women in the social media, who can get thousands of likes with a single slutty picture, so they tried to imitate this and find ways to achieve a similar success, so they copied the same stupid face thos women make in order to look photogenic or something.

This is the real answer, it’s why so many hedious dudes go trans becuase they’re porn addicts and actually come to think through their addiction they’d be better off as women.

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it has nothing to do with excitement. its being photographed. they are uncomfortable and making a goofy face , in their mind, prevents any potential ridicule because "heh I was just goofin around"

its a defense mechanism

Its a submissive behavior. They spent too much time around women and beta males.

Real men don't smile.

How come angry virgins have no ability to express joy?

this i hung around women so much i started to mimic this one girls smile where she would tuck inher lips
we were not meant to be friends with women

>no true scotman

hesright

soicux want to gargle on bbc, this is common knowledge

They are not really excited. They just fake it for those poses in order to better get attention in social media. Just look at their eyes and body language, there is no overwhelming real joy in antics of those men. Numale hobbies are shallow and they're trend followers anyways, I'm quite sure most of those faggots don't even really play their games after the unboxing ceremony.

What would Sup Forums do if flesh wojack approached you in the night?

What? So say your point then.

actual behavioral answer

They’re prepping for their wife’s bull’s cum

Maybe this guy is a literal retard? Not even a pretend-to-be-excited-soyboy

This

Smiling is for fags & women

They are happy little faggots with no balls but a retarded whore wife and maybe Tyrone's in Tow day. Getting the Switch is the biggest accomplishment of their lives.

Is there an opposite to soy? Something which increases testosterone/decreases estrogen?

onions

Not really. You can exercise and keep your mind occupied with important things, but you really cannot avoid estrogen if you live in a first world country. Even eating meat will bring it in your system.

Punches to the face!

>Even eating meat will bring it in your system.
Just eat gras fed meat

soy's affect on the brain. It can put your brain on the brink of faggotry.

Aspirin and vitamin E directly oppose estrogen and raise testosterone.

Soyboys have been ruining beards since 2005. So glad they're all getting bald

I suck cock and I don't do that

Submissive

Abomination

Pick heavy shit up and put them back down.

Why do you faggots instantly associate open male mouths with gay sex? You seem like a way bigger faggot than anyone else.

I just see a dork feigning excitement for an entertainment device. Not a literal faggot getting ready for sex you closet fucking faggot.

Who let the soyboy out of his cage?

this. soyboys are all dead inside. their self-loathing devours them by the day.

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The answer, they do it on purpose

A better question is

>Why is Sup Forums pretending they AREN'T soyboys?

You fags are anime dorks and video game playing geeks that never look in the mirror.

I recall seeing somewhere that this is similar to a threat grimace. e.g. they feel threatened so they pull this grimace. Makes sense since these fucks are frightened by anything unfamiliar to them

>no true scotman
Anglojew propaganda.

>Weak retort 2/10

>1 post by this ID

You never heard of the "True Scotsman Fallacy?"
Get the fuck off the board or read the post at the top of the page

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This is were the angry virgins take it too far.

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It upsets me that these low test soyboys can grow facial hair but I can't. I'm not even low test. I'm tall with broad shoulders and a really deep voice.

Here, i'll give you it so you don't have to scroll the main board for it.
Read this

Drown in a sea of kikes you British faggot. Nobody cares about your Jew culture, or your worthless catch phrases.

No True Englishman

It's a submissive grin also found in our closest primate relatives. They're beta chimps.

The angry virgin.

THIS. LOGIC IS FOR DIRTY SUBVERSIVE JEW RATS. THEY TRY TO GET YOU TO PLAY THEIR GAME BY WEASELING THEIR WAY IN WITH CONVERSATION.

cringe

Oh, for fucks sake... it's never ending with your kikes. You don't have a monopolgy on "logic" you Jewish fraud. There is nothing logical about Judaism.

Fuck off

Try minoxidil on the face.
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>*teleports behind you, not smiling at all*

...It's time to end this. I, Risshouzumaru-san, have come to take your inochi(inochi means life). Gomen.

*cuts you in two, not smiling at all, my chinese former hat covering the dark blankness on my scarred battleworn face*

Sayounara, Teki-kun.

>no true englishman

THIS. WE DON'T NEED JEW LOGIC, WE HAVE OUR OWN MADE UP LOGIC RULES BITCH. FUCKING JEWISH "LOGIC" SUBVERSIVE RATS.

their only example is a sandnigger, the race with the strongest beard growth kek

This board is full of fucking retards all fighting with eachother. It is 10x worse during European hours.

anti soy

Why is Tom wearing pants ?

This guy was breastfed into his late 20's, user. Have some compassion.

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At this point I can't tell if the meme is making fun of the face or the face is making fun of the meme.

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