How fucking retarded are Apple employees? Is it just a low IQ millennial / soyboy thing? Are they too busy glued to their iphones and dreaming about sucking Steve Jobs dick?
>According to a recent CBS News report, Apple Park, a new giant doughnut-shaped headquarters building that is wrapped in glass and located in Cupertino, California, is causing some headaches since employees there have been repeatedly walking into its walls. >In addition to the exterior all-glass walls, there are additional interior glass walls and doors which make up many of the headquarters' offices and meeting rooms. >CBS reports the "walls and doors are so clear, employees don't always see the panes as they hurry about their business." >"The $5 billion 'spaceship' campus opened at the beginning of the year, led by a corporate kickoff event [hosted] by CEO Tim Cook. 'Apple Park has been built to reflect Apple's values,' Cook said." >Another outlet, The San Francisco Chronicle, was able to get access to 911 emergency calls from the HQ and many of the incidents that were reported are quite serious. >One caller said, "They (injured person) are bleeding, slightly disoriented." >Apple has reportedly addressed these ongoing accidents by adding small white markers on the glass panes. Since then, there have not been any more 911 calls.
>build new glass house with intention to not see walls >people don't see walls and smash into them >"what a stupid people, they don't see next to invisible walls!" If anything, it reflect how retarded corporation management is.
Looks like a money laundering scheme using """art"""
Justin Gray
With all the Indians working there, I'm surprised the glass panes aren't smeared with shit and easily identifiable.
Adrian Reed
Apple is where you go if you don't make it at Microsoft.
Evan Watson
>has been built to reflect Apple's values >no privacy >spying >injuring I'd say it's a nice building for its purpose.
Thomas Long
> remove glass ceiling impediments to advancement > women walk into glass walls
Gavin Myers
This.
Christopher Murphy
It looks cold
Ethan Turner
Lol that sure is funny! Maga fellow pedexter
Gavin Long
>California It's more of an amerimutt thing.
Isaiah Edwards
>Apple Park has been built to reflect Apple's values,' Cook said."
Trapping people in a hall of mirrors?
Jason Baker
our once glorious leader moot now works for Google.
Grayson Howard
>Literally create of a maze of mirrors with super clear class >People walk into them >WOOOOOW THEYRE LITERALLY RETARDED
simple solution, fuckin grab some tape and just mark the walls. best solution, demolish it before some cunt takes the opportunity to sue.
Andrew Ross
Now picture 5G internet, and authorities being able to see through the walls of your house, or apartment building with this technology. THIS is basically what we are all living in today.
Oliver Evans
>hire fag >fag spends money on frivelous bs weeew
Austin Edwards
One of the biggist burger company's makes it's headquarters look like a doughnut KEK
Lucas Wilson
>Apple's values
So completely void?
Ryan Gonzalez
Steve Jobs is persona non grata now. You don't talk about him unless you want to be reprimanded.
Joseph Murphy
The campus is literally a giant anus.
Ethan Jones
SHUTUP RUSSIAN HACKERS DO NOT MOCK OUR HEROIC MARTYRS.
David Scott
Putin is wagering $50 he can get a nuke in the middle.
