Junior Warrant Officer Schrödinger blocks your path and asks you if you think he's cute. What do you do?

Junior Warrant Officer Schrödinger blocks your path and asks you if you think he's cute. What do you do?

das ist gay

Tell him that he'll need to get naked for me to be sure.

Tell him that blocking my path is not cute.

He's always blocking and not blocking your path.

Say no.

>Komm Scrhrödinger, Bus baun!

My friends, it has often been said that I like shotas...

ask him if my dick is cute

Completed Ultimate today. What am I supposed to understand at the end? It feels incomplete, it's good to see Alucard alive but not satisfying enough.

I say Yes and No

Fuck his ass.

>he says yes

>TFW your dick could never be considered "cute"
:(

something something kill off all his other lives because he needs to be able to recognize himself or shit, something something avant garde something something true art.

>he
I'll be confused and blush a lot.

Bist du fag?

Ja du bist süß

>you will never be a Chad
>you will never be a qt trap
Why live?

>Have the thundercock
>Still never be a Chad

>What am I supposed to understand at the end?
The only true weakness ancient vampires have are catboys.

Out of my way, homo.

rape him

>dat mouth reflex