>Professor Tales von Hoffman, of the University of Copelia-Bratwurst, shocked the historical world last night by claiming that Hitler never existed.
>A careful study of 20th century documents indicates that Hitler never actually existed but was simply a literary-theological type of the actor, Charlie Chaplin. The proof of this lies in the unaccountable number of similarities between them: both had tooth comb moustaches; both were brought up by their mothers; both emigrated to find fame and fortune; both were for a while homeless; both liked appearing in front of the camera; both had silly walks which served to further their careers; and both had a soft spot for dogs.'
Luke Gutierrez
Are you the same czech that got quints in a post where he asked "prove me that Hitler existed"?
Cameron Kelly
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Evan Campbell
Who rule then?
Nathaniel Johnson
This is exactly the same issue with Jesus of Nazareth. No amount of circumstantial evidence is ever enough to convince dumbfucks that he existed.
Evan Mitchell
It was a conspiracy of high-ranking Nazi officials faking the existence of Messianic leader.
Jose James
In the future we will see Hitler as the son of god
Caleb Peterson
Fucking based.
David Anderson
I really like this conspiracy because if you tell someone Hitler never existed they think you are either fully full cray cray coo coo ca choo, or they laugh and you have a life-long friend.
Ian Williams
Two of my grandparents saw him. Guess they are part of the conspiracy.
Xavier Powell
>Professor Tales von Hoffman, of the University of Copelia-Bratwurst C'mon, you can do better than that
Sebastian Wilson
so who was the leader of NSDAP party then? maybe world war 2 was just a hoax made by international Jewry??
Owen Barnes
>now watch the natsocs not take advantage of this and sperg the fuck out as usual
Colton Johnson
Go to bed Serrano
Jace Jones
>source
>my ass
Joseph Hall
heh, he's right though
Kevin Allen
When was Hitler in Somalia ?
Leo Price
Kek
Jose Kelly
It explains how we looked everywhere but couldn't find him. He was like anonymous but with a Charley Chaplin face. Makes total sense. Let's punish Germany with severity.
Jacob Reyes
This. >7 years old fake news
Isaiah Hughes
Witness testimony is fake. Give me real evidence - Hitler's autopsy, Hitler's real body, skeletal remains.
