President Trump General /ptg/ - PRESIDENT BANTZ EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
youtu.be/wN7KHWdyrbI
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
youtu.be/x1egntwjNAo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
youtu.be/KX7e2bs03yA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/qrsjxnpkDj0
>Full Billy Graham Funeral Service 3/2/18
c-span.org/video/?441940-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Detroit MI 3/2/18
youtu.be/b3jL7l91dCQ (audio only)
>TreasSec Wilbur on Dobbs 3/2/18
youtu.be/4WROUGiAgn8
>TreasSec Wilbur on CNBC 3/2/18
youtu.be/YrVADC083xk
>AF1 + AF2 departing for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/WYqEBW5Dzg4
>Marlon Bundo Hygiene 3/2/18
youtu.be/Rgk0WBpiQWI
>BOTUS cant wait to read 3/1/18
youtu.be/w66AMGciLkU
>Marlon Bundo reads his book to fren 2/28/18
youtu.be/w1osOjW_INc
>This Week @State 3/2/18
youtu.be/kmfwE9aPMCQ
>WH Opioids Videos 3/2/18:
youtu.be/so5BNX2e1CA (US Gen Surg Adams)
youtu.be/LYcQ6mF1dZc (Eric Bolling)
youtu.be/2MP2TIqbdV0 (Fire Chief Goonan)
>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
c-span.org/video/?441953-1/
>Press Trump @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/kdK9CbkM_a0
>FLotUS Melania @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/_Bl2exnRfFY

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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AWOOOOOOO!

EXPLOSION REPORTED IN LONDON

AWOOOO

U MAD BLAK BOI?

Kek

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rip bongs

we need to March !!!!

I love Kellyanne.

B L E A C H E D

>you anally raped that random asukafag earlier
wasn't me, fren

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americans should get good sleep
our friends should get good sleep
our enemies should sleep forever

Are you???

>obtained by CNN
Where did CNN obtain these quotes?

>not terroist related

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"""""Gas""""" explosion or explosion of peace?

>Donald Trump is a madman
now THAT'S a low-energy Jeb! insult

Literally JEB! tier. Joe is losing his edge.

dubzz checked

>mfw OP pic

>bitchyfags

damn shame though :-\

I don't think that even count as an insult

Trump will be president for 7 more years and after that he will be croned God Emperor for his outstanding work. Screencap this!

nothing to see here, part and parcel

MAGA

old hags need to get their beauty sleep. She needs alot more.

QT

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Oh, please do this. Please. I would so love to see some leftist mob get mowed down by the cops/military.

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yawn

sorry for off topic but did you start Darling in the memeXX with your wife, portubro?

Officers along with other emergency services are currently on scene in Farnham Road #HaroldHill, following reports of an explosion. Cause n/k but not currently being treated as terror-related. We await updates re any injuries. Pedestrians & motorists advised to avoid the area.

>shit reported in toilet

Why can't trump spell words correctly?

What would a march accomplish?

>not currently being treated as terror-related
>currently

REMINDER

Does anyone have that vocaroo of Two Scoops?

I can’t find it anywhere

Ah yes, the tested and true method of walking about aimlessly whilst randomly shouting profanity into the air.

It's no longer the CURRENT YEAR.

Won’t you look stupid when it’s only an accident.

gives something our military parade can walk over.

Be nice.

HEY HEY
HO HO
[Current Thing] HAS GOT TO GO
HEY HEY
HO HO

TAKE A NAP GRANDMA

Gridiron club something event. It's an event where the president tells jokes or something. Here is the best one by Trump there

> President Trump took a swing at Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Saturday night, saying that he had offered Sessions a ride to the Gridiron Club dinner, but he “recused himself.”
> “I offered him a ride over and he recused himself,” Trump said, according to a White House press pool report.
> Trump made the comments while speaking at the Gridiron Club dinner, an event where members of the media and politicians traditionally trade jokes. The president is invited to speak every year and typically delivers comedic remarks.

I am certain that it's just someone's bomb vest that went off at the wrong time.

what? i'm simply sharing some stunning photos of your favorite gril

The Negroe Surgeon General and his THICC white wife are a show she is a beard they probably found strung out. He is gay listen to him speak

Cease this rudeness at once.

Holy shit absolutely imperial.

Maria is on.

nobody cares

Not yet, clearing up the backlog of work related stuff before watching NGE and only then, darling

It's [current year] and we still have [current thing]? What is wrong with our country?!

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And Wilburine.

NN NNNNN

N I C E

>obtained by CNN

>watching NGE
very good decision, NGE is a must watch.

Darling in the GayXX

Isn’t it CY+2?

>that Sessions joke

>we need to start marching
These guys are abject retards.
They're simultaneously saying that Trump's about to take absolute control and demanding for hardcore gun control laws.

Aw...
No..
No..
I can't do this I can't bully an AWOO
Why did you do this?

A most kind gesture, but, alas, unneeded. My Kellyanne folder is 300+.

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FUCK YOU PENCE
YOU JUST RECENTLY TOOK AWAY ANIKI
>captcha
>motorcycle

No, user, it's CY+3. Check the calendar, it's a new year for 3 months already!

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YOU’RE RIGHT

Are there anyone but russians left in these threads anymore?

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Are you a Russian???

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Who is this man? I never got into the meme but now I’m curious

WAKE UP, ANIKI

so is King Chink now officially an actual kang??

Don't you mean C O L O N I Z E D?

Concerned comrade.

Looks like Lon Chaney.

Same thing. Last "gas explosion" led to the arrest of 3 Mohammed bomb makers, naturally MSM fails to report this.

He's full Chairman now.

damn uncivilized gas

I think you’re thinking of Peter Lorre.

I'm trying to figure out what I'm looking at here...

Gascist

>Who is this man?
reviewbrah

EVERYONE BTFO

review brah
just some autist fast food reviewer

It seems to have been done to his face too, based on the joke. Proves that Trump is unsatisfied with his recusal but not enough to lose confidence or even the friendship with him.

There was another funny one too, about Kushner
> President Trump on Saturday night reportedly joked that he was late to the Gridiron dinner because Jared Kushner couldn't get through security.
> Trump spoke at the Gridiron Club's white-tie dinner, at which dozens of journalists and politicians gather to trade barbs. The Club extends a standing invitation to the president.
> Kushner, Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser, has been under fire over his security clearance in recent weeks, which was downgraded from top-secret to secret as part of a policy overhaul by chief of staff John Kelly.

can someone link the video where Trump says we will find out who knocked down the tower. can't seem to find the video

You're right, I sit corrected.
>I can't read filenames
pic related is footage of the event.

>"I like chaos"

>it's a troy loses control of her feelings episode
>she turns into a full slut

>tfw I'm not sure which nation I'd rather live in the future.

At least China has undeniably trended to the better direction under Xi and the one party rule. And on some level the Chinese gov cares for (some) Chinese people. You certainly hear absolutely 0 feminist or non-Chinese interests etc being discussed in China. Due to these they are possibly going to take over the US and Europe as the world superpower.

Of course, the problem with totalitarianism and the Chinese gov is that the average rice picker is 110% expendable, and if the leaders make bad decisions in the future, gg.