Create a LN style title for works of classics

For instance,

>My little sister just became an abomination and I am the messiah?! Also my son will be a sand worm?

>My daughters drugged me to get pregnant!
>Me, My wife, and seven of each animal!
>My adopted brother is the Pharaoh!
>It's the Slavs' and the Jews' fault the Germans lost the war!

>Me, My wife, and seven of each animal!
Go home Noah, you need to sex your daughter.

>My adopted brother is the Pharaoh!

Deliver us!

>I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Had Turned Into An Insect And My Whole Family Had Become Tsunderes?!

I can't belief Kafka is not an anime already

...

I found an alternate world in my wardrobe, and no I must defeat the evil witch?!

For Haggard fans:
My Ward Is In Love With A Sorceress?!?

>Is it wrong to pick up girls in dystopian socialist society?

A Talking Horse Saves Me From Slavery?!

A dwarf reforged the blessed sword of my dead father and now i have to fight a Dragon?!

Wait so are we supposed to guess at the source material? Because that's totally Dune

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

I Can't Believe We're Waiting for an Ambiguous God Figure Who Will Never Arrive!

>Someone Stole My Ring and Now I've Turned into a Giant Eye?!

Are all LN titles a question mode?

One Day I Woke Up in Another World as a Demi-Human King

Are All Light Novel Titles a Question Mode?

But no, the titles just have to be descriptive of the plot.

>I'm a terrorist from ISIS and I got reincarnated in a fantasy world!? Now I will propagate islam with my harem and create a muslim empire!

>I got sent into a space battle school full of geniuses

>My grandma had my girlfriend killed, but I still get to be emperor?

>I Have The Only Ring To Propose To The Demon Lord (female)?!

this thread is actually nice because I spent the last 2 months reading western literature classics

I Made A Deal With A Devil And Now He Wants Wants My Soul?! Faust

I Received A Large Inheritance And Go Off to War?! War and Peace

Our Father Was Murdered And Now We Have To Get His Inheritance?! Brothers Karamazov

My Prize Was Stolen So I Refuse To Take Part in War?! The Iliad

I Spent 10 Years Trying To Get Back Home?! The Odyssey

I was Abducted by Aliens And End Up Travelling in Time?! Slaughterhouse Five

>I Fell in Love with My Sister from Another Dimension!?

A boy falls in love with his sister.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with his sister's "secret" phone number. Never minding the fact that it's different from the number listed on his phone, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his sister, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same sibling he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is his sister's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with her brother, the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of INCEST.

no touching the meat ma'am

>It's the Slavs' and the Jews' fault the Germans lost the war!
Boku No Kamfu

>The gods want me to kill my dad and marry my mom?!

>The king of gods impregnated my daughter in the form of rain and now my life is in danger?!

>My stepmom made me kill my family and now I have to slay the Nemean lion?!
Just imagine the possibilities, 12 LN just like that.

>I've killed a giant but now it's mother wants revenge?!
I'd rather read an LN about an old european legend than another Isekai. There's more than enough material.

I seriously blame Oreimo for this shit.

Would read

I Fell In Love With A Girl But Our Budding Romance Was Cut Short When She Got Hit By A Bus!

Start with the Genesis

my favorite isekai

I'm a Fireman, but My Corrupt Government Has Recontextualized The Term so Now I Actually Start the Fires!?

>I wanted to create the world in 7 days but I fell asleep on the last one?!
>A cute snake gave me a fruit but it was forbidden?!
>God liked otouto's offering better so I killed him but now I'm cursed?!

I Took A Peaceful Stroll Through The Woods And Somehow I Ended Up In Hell!?

The Emperor Sent My Family To Another Planet And Now I'm The Prophet Of A New Religion!?

Just scrolling by and this made me laugh

My world is in danger and I'm supposed to deliver the ring?

Dante's Inferno?

>The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates!

I played God, made a monster, and now he wants a wife?!

Yeah

I'm Waiting For A Mystery Man And I Can't Stop Thinking Of Suicide!!

classy

I'm Not a Pervert, But I Went to an Island of Little People and Peed on Them !!

My Little Sister Can't Possible Be This Much Of A Fucking Whore

My Novel Was Rejected Because No One Has Faith in Jesus But Can The Devil Help My Girlfriend Save Our Love?!!!

I'm Just an Aspiring Singer, but my Music Teacher is a Masked Murder!

All I Wanted Was To Be A Pure Maiden And Live A Life Of Virtue But Everyone Keeps Raping Me Until I Get Struck By Lightning And Die In The End!

>The Greatest Warrior and Poet France has Ever Seen has a Really Really Big Nose!? Maybe He can Acquire the Love of His Life!

My Father Hates My New Best Friend!!

I got hospitalized due my attempted murder (on a feminist/cow), now I'm best buddies with cuthullu.

I reincarnated as the prophet Muhammad!? and I now have to spread Islam or else I die!?

> Went to another reality and R34 version of myself fell in love with me. Awkward journey of self discovery.

>>The Year is 1984, And I Can't Stop Loving My Big Brother!
Nothing will top this. It's perfect.

>My Twin Brother Is Trying To Nuke The Government?!
>The Whole Mission Is A Video Game Simulation... Right?
>I Have To Kill My Mentor To Prove My Country's Innocence!!
>This Old Man And Otaku's Final Mission Save The New World.
>Such A Lust For Revenge. Who?

>I got this infinite wish bottle for dirt cheap, but to save my soul I need to sell it for cheaper than I purchased it?!?

>I was reborn as a bag of cement, but at the end of the day I became one with a girl.

I Beat The Pope Up With My Bare Hands And Now I Have To Destroy The Borgian Empire?!

We were stranded on a deserted island, and now our system of government is based on sea shells?!?

>I Fell In Love With A Reflection Of Myself In The Water And Fucking Died?!

I wanted to study quietly abroad, but my uncle murdered my father to marry my mother, so I decided to act crazy to expose his plot, except my girlfriend is actually going crazy

>My neighbour is secretly a kung-fu space ninja and now I have to defeat my own father by blowing up his moon sized space station!?

>No Matter How Many Missions I Fly I'll Never Escape this Hellhole!
>We'll Never Get Home Unless We Bring these Spiders Into the Space Age!
>I Transported Myself into a New World to Save My Waifu but Now I Have To Kill a God and Fuck Over My Boss?! Western isekai is a hell of a thing.
And the sequel:
>How Can I Stop My Company from Committing Genocide If I'm a Cripple?!
>I Should be a Hero so Why am I a Slave That Can Control Gravity?!

>Such A Lust For Revenge. Who?

>I'm a Heir of the Multiverse City, but My Brothers Are Huge Assholes and a Chaos Army is Coming!

>I got reincarnated to the 2D world but all the girls in this world have 3D personalities

>I annihilate the bug aliens, but it turns out the war was just one big misunderstanding?!

>A revision of a manuscript about a book about a film about a house. Or is it!?

well played

The Greatest War in Human History Began Because of the Growth of Athenian Power and the Fear This Inspired in Sparta?!

>becoming a deep sea vampire can't drive you crazy when you're already crazy!!!
>How many rapist can I give primordial AIDS to before a hyper-evolved spambot using my face brings about the cyber-apocalypse?
>I stopped trying to end the world, only for a sociopathic s-kun with all the missile codes to go off his meds and try to end the world. What's a girl to do?!

>I Died But Reincarnated In My Own Body 3 Days And 3 Nights Later!?

>I can't believe my 12 year old stepdaughter is so cute

>because no one else would I decided to become a hero (even though I'm old)

>gods blessings on this wonderful world without Jews

>the shocking truth I discovered by looking at finches

>an obaa-san, a thief, her wife and his lover walk into a bar

>My Struggle is Because of the Jews?! I'll Quit being an Aspiring Artist and Become Chancellor of a Certain Central European Country And Invade Rightful Clay of our Ethnic People Despite What the International Cliques Say!

>all we want to do is practice yoga and honest living without getting involved in politics but the communist party of china is persecuting us and harvesting our organs

I think we aught to make the Illiad title longer and more obscure sounding include the dog line. etc etc

some mention needs to be made of becoming a hikkimori in a tent

there was a study a few years ago that came up with strong evidence that it might have been based on a real story but just a little embellished
because of the number of novel character interactions that we never meet again.

>Could it be? Maybe playing tennis was fun all along
>Archimedes To Boku: The adventure of me, my student and a whole bunch of pissed monks

>*Aristotle
fuck

>What!? I've Found the Perfect Economic System to Meet All Our Unlimited Wants and Needs! But the Government Is Angry At Me?

I'm just a god but I killed my father and shagged everything that moved, now there are a bunch of my weird inbred and demi-god children wandering around greece.

I Suddenly Woke Up in the Arms of My Star Crossed Lover Who Drank An Elixir that Killed Him and Transported Him to Another World But Left a Magical Dagger for Me to Stab Myself With?!