AUS/POL MACHETE EDITION

Greetings cunts.

Man, 25, 'brandishing a huge machete' is kicked off a Melbourne bus and arrested by police in a nearby street.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5459739/Man-brandishing-huge-machete-kicked-Melbourne-bus.html

Teens go to rehab under Vic coalition plan.

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/teens-go-to-rehab-under-vic-coalition-plan

Western Sydney to house Costco's giant HQ.

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/western-sydney-to-house-costco-s-giant-hq

Aussie Farmers Direct falls into administration, to close immediately.

unv.is/theage.com.au/business/companies/aussie-farmers-direct-falls-into-administration-to-close-immediately-20180305-p4z2u0.html

Tony Abbott says Malcolm Turnbull must answer for drop in polls.

unv.is/theage.com.au/politics/federal/tony-abbott-says-malcolm-turnbull-must-answer-for-drop-in-polls-20180305-p4z2us.htm

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Typical Melbourne and diversity.

Does this make my uni officially a shithole?

Yes, fuck uni.

No charges laid. Would have been if he was white.

how was the first wagecucking day of the week, lads?

it means you have too many pajeets and chinks because they seem to be the only ones who do this retarded shit. even niggers are more toilet trained

AUS/POL? what? what the fuck is newfaggotry?

Get out of here amerimutt, auspol threads have been happening for ages.

>Man, 25, 'brandishing a huge machete' is kicked off a Melbourne bus and arrested by police in a nearby street.
Man or nigger?

jeez mr burger, have you never seen this thread in the catalog before?

Islander I think, so seacoon.

Whats for dinner lads?

2 small porkchops, mashpotatoes and gravy and steamed corn with butter.

2 small fajitas, gravy and potato, some green beans steamed

Had tafe, so not bad.

hungry blacks

not so bad, had uni

Your doughters sweet pussy

Fuck I'm retarded :/

yeah, you must have some retarded 3rd worlders around there who need toilet training

geez I never seen one of those before

Australian 'university' where people learn how to shit properly.

So who here is trying to stock up on unregistered guns before the inevitable shtf or forced confiscation of our legal funs?

Asking around it seems rifles like picking related go for less than a hundred bucks from bikes and meth heads.

I don't know any bikies or methheads....

Then you're a tourist or just have no interesting friends

Haha true

where the 3rd worlders learn what paper is used for

How much of a meme is the public sector? I'm in my third/final year of International Relations at ANU and I want to get into international migration since it's the most Sup Forums-related field I can think of. No idea about how competitive the job market is though

where do you meet meth heads and bikes?

public sector is a huge meme, things like international migration are most Sup Forums related so you should look into that

The latter unfortunately, it's funny too because I live in a rural town known for meth addiction or so they say, I haven't actually seen anyway strung out people around here.

Are you white and/or male? Enjoy not getting a job in the public sector.

>banning the slavsquat manoeuvre
Truly Aussies are the worst people alive.

>charles darwin university

Top fucking kek

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Fuck off ASIO.

>Sup Forums sydney meet

In his photo, they're all .22lr. As for what he can get? Probably .22lr.

Steak with cabbage and rice

Yer m8, I looked into your group but you live too far away, open up in different locations you cock sucker.

had thai

>Get Amoged by undercover army guys who will pump & dump any girls that join like used tampons.
>Lose firearms license for 5 years
>Have to attend mandatory 'de-radicalisation' classes
>Get a pajeet case manager
>A job at KFC at the end
>Internet monitored forever afterwards

Sounds like fun.

Yeah I'm a white male, surely it's not that bad though? I see white numales walking around inside government buildings all the time

VB is the fucking worst thing you can put in your mouth apart from cock and shit at the same time it's beyond a joke i'm bloody serious here cunt.

That's what I was guessing.

I WANT A JOB

WHY IS THERE NOTHING IN BRISBANE

I want to plough my meat stick deep into the one on the left while she recites the 14 words

M8 the fact of the matter is, diversity quotas exist in this world and if the department you want a job in has a Pajeet or an African as your hiring manager then they will drop you quick smart.

nah you're going to get fucked by diversity quota if your not curry or tribesman

Do you know people in the department? Cause they might be able to get you in, otherwise you're fucked. Enjoy Cenno

True blue

Just Chads playtoy You won't be spending any time with her mate. The army chads that run it have an 'inside bloke' they throw leftover Stacie's too though. So you rise up the AR ranks you might get a 6/10 before they 'confront you with your extremist beliefs'.

Then its hours and hours and hours of interviews with fat middle aged women telling you off and explaining how fucking wonderful multiculturalism is.

Is this guy right or not? Qanda spoiler.

abc.net.au/tv/qanda/video-questions.htm?id=777620572

dont those colours represent something? someone posted a chart here once, pretty sure yellow is piss and red is analplay or some shit

Turbo pozz and the cops are grinning like pigs in heat.

I just want to improve my country and not spend the next 40 years of my life making money so some jew can buy a third yacht
It shouldn't be harder for white people to get jobs in white countries

bullshit, I'll charm her with my beautiful personality, she'll be drooling all over my footlong before the night's over, she'll call me daddy while I spank her ass busting nuts deep in side all night long that she'll be leaking for a week

oy vey how racist of you

Getting groomed by liberals to rubber stamp African entry visas huh?
Maybe the Ex-communists from china will slip you some bribes under the table.

Not, your uni not being Melbourne, Monash or ANU makes it a shithole

AR is a LARP goup and run by the government, its for 'lost young men' who need guidance.
I don't know why females are joining.

you've got it all wrong, I want to send those fuckers right back
Limited immigration is good right now considering how fucked the birthrates are, but using it as an excuse to open the floodgates to the third world isn't the answer considering those migrants have no education, never assimilate and are niggers

lmao im surprised the shills havent stopped posting here yet

Don't worry about the youth radicalising coppers. I'm doing my part to know who fucking trustworthy the Australian government is.
Why not go down to the local pozz parade and relax.

does anyone have the parliament proceedings on the bail-in bullshit? apparently there was only 8 or so senators in attendance when it was voted on. i wanna know what dogs supported such a shit bill

The government is going to need to hire more case managers if their little LARP group keeps establishing more chapters.

>AUS/POL?
the fuck is this? you think this is okay? of course you retards think I am talking about the thread, I am talking about the newfaggotry that is "AUS/POL". the fuck is this reddit tier bullshit?

/ausg/, hell even /auspol/ is more acceptable than whatever the fuck "AUS/POL" is. jesus fucking christ you should all kys

it was aus/pol/ before the gook did a coup, now i reckon it's ASIO, AFP or some leftist cunt making these threads

>being THIS much of a brainlet

cmon dude sort your shit out already

auspol, or #auspol is used by normies all over jewbook, twitter, ect. aus/pol/ is what its meant to be but the OP fucked up slightly

>Complaining about jobs in Brisbane when fucking Adelaide exists

Hahaha, 30% youth unemployment my friend. All the young people I know are either DESPERATELY poor (living in shit hole, run down houses with 5 mates and barely scraping by) or perpetual students receiving that sweet, sweet government money to study until they're in their thirties with five degrees in the arts. This shit has become totally unacceptable.

>forgiving newfaggotry
nigger plz go, you clearly are a leddit transplant

we arent going to remake a thread because a foreigner is upset. looks like your autism is just gonna have to deal with it

Sounds like Fitzroy Melbourne. Mind you some of those students in their 30's living 6 to a sharehouse have barista jobs!

>foreigner
hey stupid faggot, did you forget that airplanes exist?

Not bad when you are a boomer collecting that x6 government bennies from those students for a shotgun house built in the 1920's though!

I used to work in IT in Sydney CBD. We had similar signs in the toilets.

Abos probably.

Maybe you cunts shouldn't have voted to be a welfare state for 16 years.

Nobody even gets barista jobs here. According to Gumtree, Adelaide has around 1,000 job openings total within 50km of the CBD in all directions. In a city of 1,200,000 people. For comparison, Melbourne has some 8-10k jobs listed and a population of 3,800,000. Nobody I know has gotten a job by just applying, the only guy below 30 I know with a "career job" (app development lol) got his job from a friend, and he only earns 30k a year or something and lives in a place that doesn't even have locks on the doors.

Young people people should be more thankful, honestly. Boomers never had pornography and rampant depression to keep them going.

Makes me feel australian when I see signs instructing people not to squat-shit.
Its how I know all is well.

How are the benefits when joining ASIO? Good super?

Primary school teacher here, AMA lads

sounds based

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

Yeah but it's the vidya that is stopping the riots.

Looking forward to the muslimifacation of Europe? London, Malmo, Paris are over 50% so we are getting there.

you're gonna try larp as an australian now? jeez

Isent it good boomers protected marriage and guarded the borders against forign hordes?

>american comes into thread pretending to be stupid so as to troll
>people assume he's serious because he sounds like a typical yank

Why primary school?
t. secondary teaching student

I like working in the early years, also taught kindergarten and thinking of going back

I could not do secondary education, good on you

>Whats for dinner lads

The Belgian receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at, hopefully.

Why do I get the feeling that 57 of the 64 members are AFP, ASIS and state police officers?

is it because of the cross dresser on the left of picture? it shows they are 'inclusive'

on the right of picture*

Its not run by them. The army takes care of it as a middle man, no little LARPers will join if the police controled it directly.

I prefer secondary, they start having some awareness of their political settings. Last year while the gay marriage shit was going on, there'd be continuous conversations about it from both sides, so it was nice to see that they haven't lost the plot as much as REEEEEEEEEEEE IF YOU VOTE NO YOU'RE A BIGOT like adults had. And you can banter with secondary, no bantz with primary.

getting my category H firearms license soon bois

what first gun should i get (i have 3 PTA's)
im thinking a smith and wesson 45

kimber 1911 in 45 acp for a range driver


FN FNX 45 for the memes

What state or territory? Have you got a club that'll give you an exemption for >.38?

Honestly, the boring but sensible choice is a .22 Ruger - Mk I or II don't have the mag safety /LCI bullshit and are cheap as fuck and tack drivers; 9mm is cheap enough to feed that you can shoot lots as you learn. Shoot whatever rentals your club has and figure out what fits your hand best.

If you want memes, might I suggest a Sig Sauer P220 in 10mm