Memes aside

memes aside.

what's the math behind the holocaust to make it all work out

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didnt happen

6 mil/5 yrs = 2.21 jews per minute (JPM)

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>making the math work
>holocaust

pick one

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The holocaust is a meme. If Hitler wanted to kill the Jews all he had to do was deprive them of water.

Actually, it was 7 million.

1 hour to cremate

6000000/47 = 127659.57446808510638297872340426

127659/24 hours = 5319.1489361702127659574468085106

5319/365 days = 14.573010784027980180705333721947 years


14.5 years is a big nope my dude

>Actually, it was 7 million.
Oops, I meant to say 8 million.

>Actually, it was 7 million.
>Oops, I meant to say 8 million.
Wait, wait, wait! It was 9. the fact that I said it makes it True.

lmao

How dare you under report the 9million?

>what's the math behind the holocaust to make it all((( work out)))

The perpetually changing number of alleged dead at Auschwitz:

9,000,000 Cited by the French documentary, Night and Fog, which has been shown to millions of school students worldwide.

8,000,000 The French War Crime Research Office, Doc. 31, 1945.

7,000,000 Also cited by the French War Crime Research Office.

6,000,000 Cited in the book “Auschwitz Doctor” by Miklos Nyiszli. It has since been proven that this book is a fraud and the "doctor" was never even at Auschwitz, even though the book is often cited by historians.

5,000,000 to 5,500,000 Cited in 1945 at the trial of Auschwitz commander Rudolf Hoess, based on his “confession” which was written in English, a language he never spoke.

5,000,000 Cited on April 20, 1978 by the French daily, Le Monde. Also cited on January 23, 1995 by the German daily Die Welt. By September 1, 1989, Le Monde reduced the figure to 1,433,000.

4,500,000 In 1945 this figure was cited by another witness at the aforementioned Hoess trial.

4,000,000 Cited by a Soviet document of May 6, 1945 and officially acknowledged by the Nuremberg War Crimes trial. This figure was also reported in The New York Times on April 18, 1945, although 50 years later on January 26, 1995 (see below), The New York Times and The Washington Post slashed the figure to 1,500,000 citing new findings by the Auschwitz Museum officials. In fact, the figure of 4,000,000 was later repudiated by the Auschwitz museum officials in 1990 (see below) but the figure of 1,500,000 victims was not formally announced by Polish President Lech Walesa until five years after the Auschwitz historians had first announced their discovery.

Wrong again it was 6 gorrilion and counting because jews of today are being epogenetically gassed

3,500,000 Cited in the 1991 edition of the Dictionary of the French Language and by Claude Lanzmann in 1980 in his introduction to Filip Muller's book, “Three Years in an Auschwitz Gas Chamber.”

3,000,000 Cited in a forced confession by Rudolf Hoess, the Auschwitz commander who said this was the number of those who had died at Auschwitz prior to Dec. 1, 1943. Later cited in the June 7, 1993 issue of Heritage, the most widely read Jewish newspaper in California, even though three years previously the authorities at the Auschwitz museum had scaled down the figure to a minimum of 1,100,000 and a maximum of 1,500,000. (see below).

2,500,000 Cited by a famous "witness to the Holocaust," Rudolf Vrba, when he testified on July 16, 1981 for the Israeli government's war crimes trial of former SS official Adolf Eichmann.

2,000,000 Cited by no less than three famous Holocaust historians, including Leon Poliakov (1951) writing in “Harvest of Hate”; Georges Wellers, writing in 1973 in “The Yellow Star at the Time of Vichy”; and Lucy Dawidowicz, writing in 1975 in “The War Against the Jews.”

2,000,000 to 4,000,000 Cited by Israeli historian Yehuda Bauer in 1982 in his book, “A History of the Holocaust.” However, by 1989 Bauer revised his figures and determined that the actual number was lower: 1,600,000.

1,600,000 This is a 1989 revision by Israeli historian Yehuda Bauer of his earlier figure in 1982 of 2,000,000 to 4,000,000, Bauer cited this new figure on September 22, 1989 in The Jerusalem Post, at which time he wrote' 'The larger figures have been dismissed for years, except that it hasn't reached the public yet."

1,500,000 In 1995 this was the “official" number of Auschwitz deaths announced by Polish President Lech Walesa as determined by the historians at the Auschwitz museum. This number was inscribed on the monument at the Auschwitz camp at that time, thereby "replacing" the earlier 4,000,000 figure that had been formally repudiated (and withdrawn from the monument) five years earlier in 1990. At that time, on July 17, 1990 The Washington Times reprinted a brief article from The London Daily Telegraph citing the "new" figure of 1,500,000 that had been determined by the authorities at the Auschwitz museum. This new figure was reported two years later in a UPI report published in the New York Post on March 26, 1992. On January 26, 1995 both The Washington Post and The New York Times cited this 1,500,000 figure as the new "official" figure (citing the Auschwitz Museum authorities).

1,471,595 This is a 1983 figure cited by historian Georges Wellers who (as noted previously) had determined, writing in 1973, that some 2,000,000 had died. In his later calculation, Wellers decided that of the 1,471,595 who had died at Auschwitz, 1,352,980 were Jews.

1,433,000 This figure was cited on September 1, 1989 by the French daily, Le Monde, which earlier, on April 20, 1978, had cited the figure at 4,000,000.

1,250,000 In 1985, historian Raul Hilberg arrived at this figure in his book, “The Destruction of the European Jews.” According to Hilberg, of those dead, some 1,000,000 were Jews.

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1,100,000 to 1,500,000 Sources for this estimate are historians Yisrael Gutman and Michael Berenbaum (later of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum) in their 1984 book, “Anatomy of the Auschwitz Death Camp”; also Dr. Franciszek Piper, the curator of the Auschwitz Museum, writing a chapter in that book. This estimate was later also cited by Walter Reich, former director of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, writing in The Washington Post on September 8, 1998. The upper figure of 1,500,000 thus remains the "official" figure as now inscribed at Auschwitz, with the earlier figure of 4,000,000 having been removed from the memorial at the site of the former concentration camp.

1,000,000 Jean-Claude Pressac, writing in his 1989 book “Auschwitz: Technique and Operation of the Gas Chambers.” This is interesting since he wrote his book to repudiate so-called "Holocaust deniers" who were called that precisely because they had questioned the numbers of those who had died at Auschwitz.

900,000 Reported on August 3, 1990 11, by Aufbau, a Jewish newspaper in New York.

800,000 to 900,000 Reported by Gerald Reitlinger in his 1953 book, “The Final Solution.” This figure is notable, considering the fact that it reduces the Auschwitz death total from the 4,000,000 figure that was widely in vogue in 1953.

775,000 to 800,000 Jean-Claude Pressac's revised figure, put forth in his 1993 book, “The Crematoria of Auschwitz: The Mass Murder's Machinery”, scaling down the figure from Pressac's 1989 claim of 1,000,000 dead. At this juncture, Pressac said that of the new number, 630,000 were Jews.

630,000 to 710,000 In 1994 Pressac scaled his figure down somewhat further; this is the figure cited in the German language translation of Pressac's 1993 book originally published in French. Again, this is substantially less than Pressac's 1989 figure of 1,000,000.

73,137 This figure was reported in The New York Times on March 3, 1991 and was based entirely on the wartime German concentration camp records that had been captured by the Soviets and just recently released. According to this figure, of those dead, 38,031 were Jews. These records state that the total of all persons who died in the ENTIRE German prison camp system from 1935 to 1945 were 403,713. To repeat: a total of 403,713 persons of all races and religions was officially recorded to have died (of all causes. typhus, old age, measles, etc.-and execution) in the entire prison camp system over a 10 year period. Of those 403,713 a total of 73,137 died at Auschwitz. Of those 73,137 who died at Auschwitz, 38,031 were Jews.

ye you won't believe it till you experience it funnily enough, 4mil people n no water is in my future. Will let you guys know how it goes.

Have you considered the increase of Jews killed in the Holocaust is due to inflation?

Hahaha jpm

Video investigating the history of the "homicidal gas chambers" lies of Majdanek:

TWO MILLION claimed deaths down to 78k... (((whoops)))... (((honest mistake))) goyim... the "holocaust" still happened just as we told you though... don't question it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2LoLF3RzM

e.g. jews claim 900,000 jews were gassed and cremated at Treblinka 2.

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treblinka_extermination_camp

Treblinka was open from July 23, 1942, to October 19, 1943.

That means 6,000 executions and cremations a day if magically running 24/7 without interruption.

12,000 a day if magically running 12 hours a day.

A body leaves behind 7 pounds of ash, the size of a shoe box.

900,000 x 7 pounds = 6,300,000 pounds or 3,150 tons

sturmfh.com/34/Cremation-Services.html

Roughly the size and weight of 40 Blue Whales

All buried in this tiny corner of the 33 acre camp.

Never to be found again.

Let's also recall some of the numerous times jews invoked 6 million, their magic Talmud number... pic related.

And here's a video of a guy simply reading old newspaper articles about the 6 million... PRE-WW2... that's all he's doing... it's been restricted in the US... it's probably completely unavailable if you live in Europe... what an odd thing to censor, a guy literally just reading old newspaper articles. Curious.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk

if blocked

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Why always 6,000,000? Pic related.

How dare YOU claim that any less than 10 million died in the holocaust, you antisemite.

Were there a handful of crematoriums? Yep. Millions were interned in POW camps at various times. They were good-sized cities and typhus (what Anne Frank died of towards the end of the war in April of 1945) was rampant. It was a necessity.

Enough to cremate gorzilllions in 3 years? Nope. Not even close, a ridiculous proposition. In fact the handful there actually were were multiplied many times over by fake ones built post-war... and still not anywhere close to enough. This is all thoroughly documented. Plus it's basic math.

Were jews treated for disease and delousing? Yep.

Were jews "gassed" in some sort of overly complicated Rube Goldberg method of mass killing? Nope.

Did jews die? Yep. Especially towards the end of the war as there wasn't enough food and supplies to take care of the Germans themselves, much less jew POWs. Why do you think the allies found camps full of ALIVE albeit starving jews? And the dead jews found, dead due to starvation? GASSING DOESN'T MAGICALLY MAKE YOU SKINNY.

Did 6 jews million die? Nope. Again, basic math in regards to the jew population post-war. 250,000-500,000 died in camps do to a combination of disease and starvation. There was NO multi-million scale organized mass killing of jews.

Is history written by the victors? Yep.

Has the holohoax been used to maintain and expand jew control upon the world? Yep.

Is jew power linchpinned to this fabrication and this is why kikes conduct a continual propaganda spin campaign? Yep.

And they are fully prepared to do so for the next 1,000 years.

You're a god. Post this daily please. Also Make a website

With the rise of BitAryan, and how the purchasing power of the shoah steadily decreasing as more and more "survivors" die out, yes

The US had their own interment camps for US Japanese, pic related.

Jews died. From best I can tell around 250,000-500,000.

There was no large scale extermination. The gas chambers are obviously a lie.

The deaths were via starvation and typus.

Germans could not feed and provide material for themselves, much less their jew POWs. The same thing would have happened to the US japaneese POWs had the US mainland came under such massive duress.

When you are shown pictures of the dead jews the allies found at the end of the war, those are typus (mostly) and starvation victims. Gassing does not somehow magically make you emaciated and skinny.

Their emaciation clearly indicates they were kept alive for as long as possible.

They were treated extremely well (by POW standards) until the last years of the war, when Germany was cut off from material and fuel due to allied bombing and the two fronts closing in. When they couldn't even take care of their own citizens, of course the POWs were going to get the worst of it.

e.g. like it was pointed out above, Anne Frank herself (a child) was still alive until April 1945, literally weeks before allied liberation of the camp... and she died of the TYHPUS outbreak that plagued Germany throughout the war. Even the jews admit this. And her father survived the camp... living until 1980.

Your with us now

lol don't you mean 20 million come on goy it was REAL BAD it doesn't matter about the numbers so much as NOT FOGETTING so make it big and loud!!

Most of them where just buried dummy.

>JPM

Jewish people have a gene that makes the fats in their body extra flammable. Your average Jewish person can be cremated in mere seconds in contrast to the hours it would take to burn a goy.....errr....gent.....err.....other person.

It's a shame Germans didn't take precautions to prevent the typhus outbreak that plagued Germany thoughout the war... e.g. disinfecting people with the primary typhus treatment at the time, the pesticide Zyklon B which kills the insect that causes typhus, and burning typhus diseased corpses and clothing etc. like the British did when they liberated her camp. Pic related.

Oh wait...

What was life really like at the Auschwitz "extermination camp"?

Auschwitz "holocaust survivor" jew interviews, in their own words... watch this.

youtube.com/watch?v=A7wwArD6MTc

Orchestras

Painting

Sports

Medical care

Ballet

Beer

Movie theaters

etc.

Was it a jew "extermination camp"? Or a POW camp where people died towards the end of the war due to starvation and disease?

>JPM
my sides

>And they are fully prepared to do so for the next 1,000 years.
What is a foundation myth?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_myth

It fulfills three functions.

1) It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society).

2) It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power).

3) It determines what is held sacred in that society.

For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions.

1) We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII.

2) Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on.

3) The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust.

The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative.

Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction.

Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the center point of the WWII story.

Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity.

**Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned**

This is by jew design.

i would like to add to this equation that this would be the outcome if every aspect of this operation had zero downtime.

A flat tire on one of the carriages... back to the calculator. a crack in one of the walls in the oven, due to constant heat exposure...back to the calculator. Failing steam engine on one of the trains..well...you guessed it, back to the calculator.

and those are just some of the more obvious things that could go wrong

Pic: jews initially claimed all 30+ POW camps were "extermination camps".

Then every single camp captured by the US showed zero evidence of gas chambers or any other form of systematic mass killing.

ONLY the Soviets claimed they found evidence of large scale gas chamber killing... after refusing outside investigators for years... and after (now admittedly) RECONSTRUCTING the camps.

What a coincidence!

Soviet reconstructions and other lies exposed, ON SITE, here:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_WSV4n-u8

The question is that with Germany having their asses handed why would they fuck around with gas to fuel the crematoria when they desperately needed petrol for their army and air force?

Some other good videos:

youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_WSV4n-u8

youtube.com/watch?v=PE56dcgGVMs

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>This is by jew design.

>This is by jew design.

>This is by jew design.

>This is by jew design.

How do you secretly carry out one of the world's greatest genocides while simultaneously fighting the greatest war in human history on two fronts?

Seems unlikely.

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>Their emaciation clearly indicates they were kept alive for as long as possible.

bad goy

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f+spbp

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This faggot comes on here with a meme flag asking about the holohoax, memes aside?
>anons drop some truly sick memes
Pottery

What would they have done with the elderly? What about most women and children? Where did they go?

The all couldn't have just starved. They have used gas vans historically (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_van) so why is a gas chamber such a far leap in logic?

>Have you considered the increase of Jews killed in the Holocaust is due to inflation?
Don't forget, they were still getting gassed up until 1991 as well.

>They have used gas vans historically
>commie jews use gas vans
>blame nazis post war

>be a jew
>your gas is water

>be a jew
>get gassed 3 times and survive the 4th after hitler runs out of jew killing gas

if we put 20 jews in a gas chamber (since obviously a gas chamber can kill more than one jew) that number changes drastically.

>be a jew
>survive getting gassed 6 times

>be a jew
>out of gas
>you can go

It wasn't secret, the Nazis bragged about it. Also they didn't have time to burn all the bodies, which is why most of the death camps looked like pic related.

>be a jew
>survive 3 gassings

sweet typus victims, bro

lol, looks good at first but some of those sources are obvious biased and laughable.

"the lie: exposing the satanic plot behind anti-semetism" is a book written by and for retards

>be a jew
>escape your 9 separate jew killing camps by walking backwards

>be a jew
>navigate a nazi moving knife chamber
>climb a 80 ft tall pile of human ash
>die in a nazi acid pond
>scare the neighbors

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>be a jew
>get spanked by a nazi robot

>be a jew
>drink pee and jump off a roof with an umbrella

>be 250,000 jews
>your blood catches on fire

>(JPM)
lol

>be a jew
>get dunked in a nazi carnival dunk tank
>get vaporized into jew dust by 10 gorbillion volts

>be a jew
>avoid getting gassed because you're hungry

>be a jew
>get thrown into an eagle and bear jew killing cage

>be a jew
>get turned into jewish sausage and eaten by Hitler

>be a jew
>get raped by specially trained nazi rape dogs

>be a jew
>get your balls bitten off by nazi rape dogs
>escape you jew killing prison in a pile of clothes

>be a jew
>get tickled to death by Hitler

sure, the soviets were evil fuckers back then too. convenient that you missed the part where Nazi Germany used it too. Here, let me help you.

"During trips to the Soviet Union in 1941, Heinrich Himmler learned the psychological impact of shooting women and children on the Einsatzgruppen. Hence, he commissioned Arthur Nebe to explore ways of killing that were less stressful for the task forces. Nebe's experiments eventually led to the utilization of the gas van.[12] This vehicle had already been used in 1940 for the gassing of East Prussian and Pomeranian mental patients in the Soldau concentration camp.[13] Another source states that the vans were first tested on Soviet prisoners in Sachsenhausen.["

is wikipedia part of the conspiracy too? or are you just retarded?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_van

>be jews
>hitler tricks you into eating a jew baby

>bear
russia
>eagle
america
they’re not creative people

I can't find any of the original sources for these claims. All the search results are neo-Nazi forums.

If you repeat it often enough...

>be a jew
>get dig dugged

>wikipedia
you glow in the dark, JIDF

They didn't burn them all.

>be a jew
>nazis throw your children against trees in exchange for schnapps
>create rivers of blood

That translates to 36.833 milihebrews (J/s = H)
=> (H x 1000mH/H)

>I can't find any of the original sources for these claims
jump off a roof, shlomo

>be a jew
>get attacked by musically trained nazi dogs

WTF is this shit? People actually believe shit like this?
youtu.be/BHfMPiFMsgY

>be a jew
>dance in hell

>be a jew
>go to get gassed
>they're full
>you can go

>be a jew
>die via nazi poop

>be 6 million jews
>get holohoaxed in 1919

youtube.com/watch?v=OtAnuXl5VZY

yep. i am a paid member of some shill organization because i use a website that actually cites its sources. sorry it's not titled "the lie: exposing the satanic plot behind anti-semetism" like that other pic you love passing around does.

what a very retarded logic you work under. you didn't even bother trying to refute any points i've made because you know you're wrong.

So one early document cited 7 million. More accurate estimates come later. That's how it works. It's not a conspiracy.

And the rest of the claims?

>muh well poisoning attempts
>nuremberg trial transcript isn't a source
>every other jew lie was cited as well
jump in a fire, shlomo

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