This is a prison cell in norway

this is a prison cell in norway.

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Looks comfy, reminds me of college dorms.

I think I am going to come to Norway and stab a few kebabs to death.

Do you think they can download loli porn in there?

Really makes you wanna beat Breivik's highscore

this is exactly what my dorm in college looked like. exactly. lol

kek
Seriously though, how is this prison? Anybody below the standard of living presented in this room now has incentive to rape and plunder.

And if you kill dozens you could even have the Breivik treatment, a 3 rooms appartment.

Looks like a cuck shed

looks better than my room.

I see about 100 ways to make a deadly shank, with that amount of combustible material he could clear out that entire block, the plastic and synthesis would produce a noxious smoke too that might kill someone. The electricity and cordage could make a booby-trap to kill any guard.

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Varg had some interesting words to say about them.

Well he had PS2 and was isolated from other people. So you could play classics all day long

Tfw criminals got better living condition than you
>No rent
>Free food
>Free education
>Free Playstation 2
Being a prisoner in Norway is better than being a neet in norway

But why? If your standard of living is lower than that, why not just remove a couple dozen kebab and some leftists, and get a comfy studio to live in the rest of your life?

>>Free education
Can you get a job tho?

Let me guess OP,
Your one of those people that thinks prisoners should suffer for years in jail

AND THEN... be released after serving those hard year, right?

What type of person you think comes out after years of suffering?
>Lock up criminal
>Make them suffer
>Good citizen comes out..?
Is that what you think LOL

Prison should live up to its name, CORRECTIONS.
Beating, torturing, raping, living in shit conditions for years, will just create more fucked up people, that surprise surprise, RE-OFFEND.

Sadly me too

IMO Looks like a badass dorm
T. Burger

>>if socialist prison is this good can assume their healthcare is comparable? Or false analogy

>PS2
Horror, Norway is truly breaking several human rights

still a prison

Reeducation/reforming people is much better than retribution only when you're dealing with people who are not retarded. A white criminal is misguided, a nigger is simply a nigger.

They don't get internet, which should be obvious.

Its common for homless people to do some small crime that will land them in jail over winter just cause it beats freezing your ass off in the streets

Looks like my old college dorm room.

Yeah I mean I can understand having only previous generation of consoles but 2 generations old is too cruel.

Yes, there is several reintegrating criminals into society programs. Only 20% of former prisoners in Norway Returns to prison

Not really. It's not like homeless people don't have a place to stay.

This makes sense to me. I would add a garden to it though for each prisoner. At least, here in my home city. I don't know about other cities so idk what those ones need.

Where does the gas come out?

You'd go insane after the first month or two. It doesn't matter how comfy it may seem from the outside looking in, once you're actually living and come to the realization that you can't leave, it'd lose its novelty real quick. A prison cell is a prison cell at the end of the day. Whether or not it has IKEA furniture in it is of little importance. There's only so many times you can beat Rayman on your outdated PS2 before you want to gauge your eyes out.

Looks comfy but a little too big and I'd prefer not having a window..

>if socialist prison is this good can assume their healthcare is comparable? Or false analogy

Yes burger.
You've been conned by the private for profit (((health care industry)))

Social health care rocks.
>b..but long waits
Not for life threatening emergencies, you get in straight away.
And if its not life threatening, who cares about waiting a while. Going to hospital is rare. Just sit watch the free TV

top kek sounds like you've never enjoyed the NEET life friendo

i never said i supported the US system...

You need air

Swedish prison. In this room lives an Abdul, who got a 3 month sentence for raping a boy

That's a nice place to shit post from.

I could finally beat FF tactics.

>the prison where people would kill to go to

is that where anders is

I say we just send them all to Australia, like we used to.

black people ruin everything, even the quality of prisons

Lulz. You don't how bad most people's lives are

Looks nicer than my apartment

I mean, if you're volunteering to act as a prison colony for our niggers....

19-22 years is a maximum sentence there. I agree, there is no motivation, but then how do you understand those peoples minds?

True.

No i think for america bullets would be more effective than cells, especially since most of our crime is comitted by niggers anyway.

Clean your room

But our system is clogged by people who go to ER for diabeetus and common colds, heck even narcotics.
Legal and administrative burden on private practices that specialize in higher tier health care have no incentive to provide services in low income areas.

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We call it the "good neighbor" program.
Prisoners are supposed to be rehabilitated so they can join society again.
>Guy kills one person
>'murica wants the person dead for muh revenge
>Norway wants the person to contribute to society rather than waste two lives

Yea but in norway the majority of the prisoners arent niggers. Niggers are the reason prisons here in the States are the way they are.

It's something that's more successful in homogenous societies. Norweigans will find out the hard way that this does not work with 3rd world savages. Only a matter of time before we hear of a muslim inmate creating a shank out of a chair leg and stabbing a nearby guard, if it hasn't already happened.

prison a hundred years ago
>horrible manual labor
>painful, meaningless tasks
>absolute hell
>sentence is over in a few months
>horrifying memories push you to never break the law again
prison now
>have to be humane
>so no torture
>but a short prison sentence just eating and sleeping doesn't dissuade anyone
>so increase the time to ridiculous lengths
>people jailed for literal decades
>three strikes system makes it a life sentence
the road to hell is paved with good intentions

Going to take a trip to Norway and kill some muzzies. That's nicer than my place. Maybe I can get Commander Breivik's autograph.

Problem is that if you only get 20 years for 70 murders, they'd probably kick me out after a couple of weeks for killing a few insects. Not sure if the plane ticket is worth it.

And this is the problem. Everyone would commit crimes if they are poor just to get in.

It's mental torture. In an American prison you know you are in prison, in Norway they want to make it feel more like a home so your lack of freedom to go outside hits even harder.

even if you have a point, this is literal incentivization of crime. There needs to be a punitive aspect to crime prevention, that's obvious if you study ANY psychology whatsoever.

It isn't revenge it's natural selection and deterrence.

You dipshits can get away with having less harsh sentences because your society is homogeneous and successful.

The US is so big we have everything!
Did you know that we have niggers?

Imagine having that guard as a neighbor, who daily tortures people for fun.

underrated

>prison can give you the neet life

If I ever planned off somebody I'll be sure to do it in Norway

desu that's a genius idea right
but let's apply it to a fresh land
>send prisoners to Mars Colony
>normal sentences apply, but under colonist rules and with a colonial government and jurisdiction in place
>colonists build shit, serve as manual labour, whatever is required, for the duration of their sentence, then they get a home on Mars and a job
>No more prisoners shitting up earth
>not such a waste on our planets resources
only problem is mars would be full of niggers

>Norway population: 5,295,619
>United States population: 327,270,267

I think we can spare killing a few murderers here and there without making it into a big deal.

Looks like my dorm room.
Since I don't go outside I might as well end up in prison.

>implying you go outside

Oh Sven, you so crazy.

Looks Better than my room.

How much time to I get for Rape in Norway?

Seems to work for them

Liberals always want this kind of thing here, but lets all watch what happens as demographics continue to change in Scandinavia. I wonder if their rates of rehabilitation will go up?

Well, probably not much anyway. The new Swedish population doesn't seem to spend much time in jail, so they're not likely to need rehabilitation anyway.

>needs to be a punitive aspect to crime prevention
So bring back a corporal aspect, allow a hand to be a decade, a foot to be 15 years, 20 lashes for a year... Watch and see the prisons empty out, prisoners would gladly make these trades, probably wouldn't reoffend with a missing hands or feet so as to not go back.

A few years ago a TRAVEL Agency in Georgia (the Causaus country) offered the Justizanstalt Leoben as a Hotel:
Just fly there and steal a sandwich and surrender...

He deserves better.

Clean it

Until the employment rate is 100% there is no reason to employee niggers (or white trash meth heads) who will steal from you or kill you. Shit, even illegals are better. We need get back to mutilation, torture, and executions. Prisons are just another burden on taxpayers.

Why is everything in Scandinavia so comfy? The US is such an ugly shithole comparatively.

Turns out in order to restrict someones freedom you don't actually have to put them in subhuman living conditions.

Get the fuck outta here, you serious?

The purpose of prison, in civilized countries, is to provide a person with the chance to rehabilitate themselves.

Here in the US prisons are just holding houses for slaves. No one is meant to get out of the system and it's designed so they're never able to. The goal is profit, not rehabilitation.

There's homeless people who would murder for this.

they have humanity.

This man gets it. At least for violent crimes and theft.

>no smoking sign
Those monsters

Prisons were great for Quakers. Niggers are not Quakers.

I already live in a prison cell.
Despite all my rage.

I don't think it's not punitive, humans tend not to want to be caged in a relatively small area guarded by authorities. If you think about it, the freedom these people experience is the freedom to do everyday things. Likely to make them accustomed to doing those things in the future when they get out, thus making them live more normal lives. Seems to work for them.

In American prisons there are drugs, rape, gangs and all kinds of shit that grant people a type of freedom, all while treating them like animals. When I say animals, I mean you let them all act like apes(lol) and as a result there are constant rapes, assaults, murders etc. These people are broken when they get out.
The thing is these safe prisons with these types of small liberties will be destroyed when there are people who are willing to live in cages to be violent and be king of the apes.
I don't mind there being a more punitive aspect for crimes, though. I think giving people at least the option of lashes for more rights/time served or even mandatory.
Go to the zoo without corporal punishment, or submit to corporal punishment and get to live comfortable separate from society until you've learned to act civilized.

The problem is the second one is hot as fuck and I'm not the only person I know who would want that comfy BDSM neet life

Think about it. Bring back flogging. Save $Billions if not $Trillions in incarceration. Cut recidivism to almost zero.

t. CIA nigger

And a PlayStation 3 (not 4, its a punishment after all)

>being locked up for years, even in a comfy cell, isn't punishment

>did 2 1/2 years in the Early '10s at bjorgvin
>Best vacation of my life and I learned a new trade (cook).
Ama

The US has too many Germans, Anglos, and Shitskins to have anything nice.

Germans turn literally anything into weapons, anglos are sociopaths that think torture is rehabilitation, and shitskins just break and shit on everything.

looks better than a college dorm room...

>burgers are too dumb for socialized health care

Do they have Internet and games on that computer?

>How do I into Norwegian prison?

german one

This.

From the outside it's easy to say how ''luxorious'' those prisons are, but I'd at least choose a simple cell and social contact instead. Long times in isolation are not fun.