Go to doctor for a physical/bloodwork

>go to doctor for a physical/bloodwork
>sitting in examination room waiting for doc
>doc comes in and it's a nigger
>visions of apefirmative action and jungleboys dancing with bones in their noses comes to mind
>ask to see a white or asian doctor
"what? why?"
>tell him i want a doctor that got into med school on their own merits and wasn't admitted and pushed through on lower standards
"that wasn't the case. i got into med school on my own"
>ask him what his MCAT percentile and undergrad GPA was (i work high-up in the medical field and i know the general numbers)
>he gets flustered and says it's not my business
>i ask again for a white or asian doctor
>he threatens to call the police if i don't leave
>i start laughing and say go ahead
>the madman actually does it
>police arrive and doc explains the situation. his english is breaking down and he's starting to chimp out
>police say i did nothing illegal
>nigger says i'm discriminating against him
>police say that a patient can do that
>nigger doc starts to talk in ebonics
>i butt in and say "this is the exact reason i don't want a black doctor"
>nigger doc SWINGS ON ME IN FRONT OF THE POLICE
>police arrest him. hospital administrators rush down and start talking to me
>all i say is "i'm getting a lawyer"
>the look of utter fear on the kike admins' faces
"n-n-no you don't need to do that, we can handle this..."

i'm going to see a lawyer today. i'm going to be fucking rich! thanks for opening my eyes, pol

What a lovely story.
In other news, OP is a faggot.

mohammed detected

Holy shit, none of that happened faggot.

go to a couple of law firms. they will fight with each other to represent you in this one. expect a settlement of $1M+, 50% of which will go to your jewberg lawyers

ahmed alert

>today in things that happened

>cucks from eurostan defending niggers
i'm not surprised

how much work will i have to do besides testifying in court that the nigger tried to hit me?

Just get a black lawyer

post the police report or fake and gay.

>things that didn't happen
work on your LARP game faggot

I think I love you, user.

I do so wish this happened but alas, i do not believe it is so as it seems

Fake but worth the read
have some extra yous

Meh half of a million for nothing is good deal.

Why would they pay him 1mm when he suffered no injuries lmao.
Compensation in america is retarded, explain why he would get more than a couplegrand.

>black lawyer

Holy shit, that's hilarious! Good luck, user.

I seriously hope this happened, although I doubt you'll have much luck getting a Jew lawyer to sue though the JEWdicial system when you, a white man, were being racist to a black man.
They'll probably flip it around so you have to compensate the doctor or some shit...

Yeah this isn't entirely fabricated or anything.

nice SIEGE fan fiction

you sound like a racist, pathetic, lying loser

it's best you ligature yourself

This is like a "everyone on the train clapped" tumblr story but on the opposite end of the political spectrum.

>reddit flag
opinion discarded

I’ll take things that never happened for $1 Alex

...

I have thought about making a carreer out of going to the US and suing people for minor shit.

some stories really do have happy endings

>whiteknighted by ryu

things that never happened.....
your mom doesn't allow you to leave her basement

>Japan requires citizens to have their waistlines measured once a year and potentially seek medical attention.
>they would encourage that fat mongoloid
its sad no one clapped at the end of this though
very sad

>go to doctor for a physical/bloodwork
>i work high-up in the medical field and i know the general numbers
weak bait faggot

i hope this is real and not some bullshit.
if true, you are a legend.

If true milk them dry I've been fucked for life by chimp doctors as a teenager giving me permanent nerve damage. You did the right thing NHS waivers I was forced to sign while falling in and out of consciousness prevents me from getting compensation.

And everyone started clapping

>t.