Has pol ever been to jail or prison?

Has pol ever been to jail or prison?

I’m not a nigger so no.

I did a lot of shady shit in my younger years. But I never went to jail because I am not a dumb nigger.

Yep. Its dirty and boring.

Do you take bigger shits now?

Yes, for my job.

I went there for having sex with cattle. I enjoyed it. They taught me to read good.

Nope. And I've done a lot of illegal shit in my youth. Got caught. I can talk a cop down and charm him like you've never seen and get him to go away.
Because I'm smart, white, and not a nigger.
Only dumb asses go to jail or prison. Smart people either avoid detection entirely or can talk their way out of it if caught. Easy.

inb4 some fragile ex-con comes to complain about the CO's being failed police officers

im not a nigger, so.... no.

It's easy to stay out of jail when you don't leave your mom's basement.

Overnight for being drunk when I was in college

Okay Obi-Wan..

I had to spend a day in jail for two minor in possession of alcohol charges. I was placed in a cell block with a bunch of skin heads since I am white. We sat around and watched daytime TV all day. It was pretty uneventful.

Lying faggot detected. You're not even worth the greentext sarcasm, you useless little queer.

f-fuck you, man

Um no. There was nothing like that going on.
Funniest thing that happened was I was in a 4 man cell. Some guy came in from another cell and got to talking. Said the 6 man across the hall had a guy in it that raped some girl on a school bus. Time goes by and and I get moved to the 6 man.
Everyone starts asking who I am, ect. So I'm real loud like who's the chomo here, I heard there's a child molestor in the cell.
Everyone's like not me, not me.
Later everyone was sleeping and I got talking to some kid. He said his name was Vella.
Little while later weird dude gets put in our cell. Max something. Vella has an instant problem with him, calls him a sex offender, ect.
Vella ends up attacking the guy in the shower, guards rush the cell and break it up.
They pull each of us out of the cell and ask what happened.
The guard was like did Briner start it?
I'm all confused. Like who the fuck is that?
Vella gets taken out of the cell and put in high security.
When I get out I stroll through the sex offender registry and find out Vella is actually Briner and he was the chomo. Lol

Yes, as other user said, it's dirty and boring. Only excitement is watching niggers fight each other or getting into a fight with a nigger yourself. You really learn to appreciate freedom, and to appreciate not being around niggers. Oh shit, I'm being v& again. Pic related.

Lel, same.
>holyfuckilovebeingwhite.jpg

yep, for 3 fuckin years.

and do other stuff good too

I was in jail a while on a bunch of bullshit "child rape" and "child porn" charges. My daughters made a complete mockery of the court, all crying and lying on the witness stand and we won.
Jail wasn't too bad.

Is pic related accurate?

Child rape is for the other side, son. You l wanna get it out of you you have cowsex

>You l wanna get it out of you you have cowsex
What.
>Child rape is for the other side
It's not rape when uts your daughters. They like it,

That’s left wing talk. You wanna have sex real good you do it in the open air

I've worked as a correctional officer

i have respect for the law and those who uphold it, im not a nigger or a degenerate marxist who wants to "rage against the machine" i want to uphold it and see it prosper not subvert it by being a criminal, i am above that and all whites should be.
that doesn't mean i won't stand up for myself and defend my family my parents didn't raise a cuck thats for damn sure.

No YOU take it!
No YOU lock it down!
TRAYS UP!

I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"

yes, they do full cavity search, but thats the least of ur worries

>haha told ya

police bantz is on point.

No
All prisoners should be sold as slaves

I never got searched. Was showered in, but never had to lift my sack or squat and cough.
I was never there for drug related offenses. Always fighting so I'm probably not the type to be carrying contraband.

Nope. I find zoos with only one kind of animals boring.

I carried a butter knife into my living room while the bobby was checkin me tellie cos I didn't have a license and he phoned the SAS on me while a Muslim raped my daughter upstairs which got me a extra charge of hate speech as I asked him to kindly stop

Are they hot

t. nigger

Yah haha I was in there with a nig

when u put your drugs and guns in the trunk*