This girl calls herself the "Super Idol Iori-chan"

This girl calls herself the "Super Idol Iori-chan"
Does she really do an outstanding job compared to everyone else?

Pitching form is a 4, velocity a 1, deception and movement 10.

She's got a super ass

she's top of class

Batter's decision-making -10/10

Massively fooled. Probably guessing fastball, got Eephus. Pitching mastermind, really.

What I really want to know, though, is whether it would be appropriate to call this umpire a cock sucker?

Anal

ANAL
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She's gonna hurt her arm throwing like that.
First off, her elbow is bent at a straight 90 degrees, that's affecting the velocity of the ball as well as straining your shoulder.
Second, she has no power coming from her legs. She uses her front leg as a rotational pivot instead of a "vertical" one, where you come from the top over it. Her back leg is basically there for decoration as she it glides rather than explodes from the mound.
Third, she lands and isn't ready for the comebacker, a ball could be hit hard right back and it would either a) hit her in the face or b) go right past her. She needs to land in an athletic position in order to field the ball cleanly.
As a side, she should have her hair in some kind of bun or pony tail as to not get in her face, but she needs to work on her mechanics first before all the extra bullshit happens.

Butt sex

She is one of the most popular idols canonwise.

>As a side, she should have her hair in some kind of bun or pony tail as to not get in her face

Never bothered The Big Unit.

Not when shes wearing a hat like that, and considering how long her hair actually is.

She could just be a knuckleballer. They don't need much in the way of body movement. They can basically throw batting practice so long as the ball's rotation is practically zero.

If I hear anal one more time, I will shove a chocolate bar up your ass

she can smoke cigarette with her ass

I can see it now. Kind of hard to judge as the animators can't draw a few lines to indicate spin.

The batter was unable to hit Iori's pitch of course she's better, and this proves it.
Look at this shit, she can even do that shit.

Imagine jamming that lacrosse stick up her ass

hhm rule 34 that

She can take it in the arse like a champ.

>Never even watch the anime
>Still thiink of anal sex every time I see Iori
As always, Sup Forums subverts me.

Can Iori fit a softball up her bottom or only hardballs?

How did she become the ANAL IDOL meme queen?

Was it really because of some hdoujins or is there some weird allusion to her ass in the anime?

Less bullying, more cute Iori-chan

anal idol

BUTT
STUFF

Don't try to make sense of Sup Forums.

>How did she become the ANAL IDOL meme queen?
Honestly Takane should be anal idol, but Lori is anal idol too...

It just feels natural that she'd be into anal. She has that kind of personality.

why the fuck did he swing?

the state of japanese baseball

Anal is a meme by the porn industry. Putting your dick on a tiny shithole isn't enjoyable.

ANARU IDORU

Heh, see you soon.

I don't know how so many people have convinced themselves that anal isn't fucking disgusting. And now there's this whole meme about eating ass. I really don't understand it.

>Anal is a meme by the porn industry. Putting your dick on a tiny shithole isn't enjoyable.
Yes it is.

>I don't know how so many people have convinced themselves that anal isn't fucking disgusting. And now there's this whole meme about eating ass. I really don't understand it.
Just wait for someone who'd make you have anal orgasm which is way better than anything else.

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It's tough being an Iori fan. Can't talk about her without someone mentioning anal.

Eating ass is more about context. I guess people who like It are either femdomfags or gays.

anal

Come to the /c/ threads

>talking
>/c/

i dont wanna get banned

Why would you get banned for talking, we haven't had a problem in 5 1/2 years

butt slut

She has throbbing anus

She uses butte

anal

It's the other way user. We can't talk about anal without mentioning Iori.

Must rub the head.

vaginal sex with Iori

get a load on this guy.

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Pampered butt idol.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
>captcha

She's so butthurt that she must get fucked in the ass every day.

tfw when you will never have a daughterfu like Lori.

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Vaginal baby making sex for Takane!

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Takane is for making a great family, not for anal!

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She busts her ass more than any of the other idols

Sidehomo in 4 hours.

>petite
>flat
>large forehead tsundere
>rich
All made for anal.

I'll never understand why disgusting fat old hags cosplay as cute little girls.

WANTED: for character assassination and libel

You will never form a family with Takane.

Best girl forever, how could anyone compete?

How would you know that?!

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The real answer is eating habits and sitting too much.

I never will!

I don't remember this scene.

how do i find myself a gf like Takane?

Is it even legal for an idol to have such a big ass?

Make her real, using your power of will!

Get in front of a pavement roller and stand still as it moves towards you. You'll automatically get her after it finishes running over you.

I want to kiss Takane's forehead while snuggling with her!

She has a legal waiver countersigned by my dick.

You've already found her, haven't yet?

are you implying shoddy Sup Forums jpegs do not, in fact, "red pill" you, but manipulate you into taking correlation for causation? that can't be man, that board is so "woke". something like that would never get past them.

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Takane's armpits!

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literally no armpits

Takane is extra cute when she's getting ready. I want to brush her hair!

OH look it's the anal meme again.
Can't you virgins talk about Iori without mentioning the A word? It's not funny and it's rude to Iori's character. If I hear the anal meme again I'm going to beat the next user that mentions it.

I want to french kiss Iori's butthole.

Iori has been forever cemented in the minds of fans as an A N A L I D O L

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That assistant is super lucky! I wish I could have her job.

don't hate on her just because she has certain tastes, okay?

PRODUCAAAAH! IORI WANT ANAR~U!

>Sitting too much can give you ass cancer
Fuck.

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I wonder if any of them have tried to sniff her hair while brushing it. I want to feel how soft her hair is.