Asuna is inviting you to her bed

Asuna is inviting you to her bed.
What to do?

Remember that the cheese salad are mine.

Asuna is so hot, I've fapped to fan art based on their sex scene even before anime.

Deploy 2 years worth of semen inside her

remember that we pee with jew?

why did my waifu become so boring while the show progresses ?

G L O P P I N G

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Help I can't stop fapping to Suguha!

fap to c.c. instead she's way hotter than sugu

Tell her to open the menu so that I can enter her cave of wonders to battle the fearsome dragon within.

Where is my imouto?

I fuck her on the living room couch

Show her half an hour's worth of semen.
Yeah, I masturbated a while ago, so it's not all that much.

>You will never shoot your load into Asuna right as Kirito walks into the room

sleeping...

Release at least billion years worth of semen, which will make a glopping noise as it flows endlessly into Asuna.

And then do the same to Suguha.

Fuck her. Call Sinon when she fell asleep.

Just watched the movie. it was visually appealing

always accept glop sessions

Ask her where my wife Sinon is.

No thanks. I'm not sleepy.

Hold. WHICH Asuna? Progressive?

Can you imagine what sex with Sinon would be like? It's a shame Kirito has a girlfriend, because I really, really wanted to see him fuck Sinon.

Why? So she could cuck the insane stalker who had a crush on her.

> "Hey, I heard you're going to be in jail forever."
> "Also, you know the guy who saved me from being raped and murdered by you? I fucked him last night."
> "I hope the sound of us having SEX is the last thing you ever hear before your execution, you fuck."

*go away*

Bring out the tentacles

Who cleaned kiritos 2 years worth of semen in real life?

Tell her to wait 2 years

His cousin. She licked that shit up

Smug

But user, don't you want to shoot your load into Kirito as Asuna walks into the room?

Alicization announcement in a few hours. Does anyone know if they'll stream the event somewhere?

>don't you want to shoot your load into Kirito as Asuna walks into the room?

Obviously. Pretty much everyone wants to fuck Kirito.

Straight boys should NOT dress or pose lile that. Now i need to fap to traps.

I never watch the series, but since I'm following discussions and shitposting about it since the beginning, I know almost everything that happens and most of the character's personalities. So much so, that when I fap to the doujins, I fantasize about a bunch of things related to the series, like how Kirito could have fucked Sinion and cheated on Asuna while he was on the shooter game and whatnot.

You mean he SHOULD have fucked Sinon and dumped Asuna.

Say thanks for offering her bed and bring in Suguha, then politely ask Asuna to leave.

How big asuna's asunas?

>invited to bedroom
>sit in seiza in the corner

Does the LN have sex scene?