What is the difference between Austrians and Bavarians?

What is the difference between Austrians and Bavarians?

None

Austrians like castles, Bavarians like chalets.

Their dialect of German.

Castles are better
Chalets are comfies
desu

comfier*
omfg

they are cucks

I like comfies better

>Austria 60% right wing government
>Bavaria 600 lb Merkel

One has music, the other has culture.

Oh Austria, you always produce such right wing people ! :^)

rekt

soon we will start to export them again

Are they Germans?

there shitholes

t. Ireland
kek

The only good Germans out there

>T.irolese
Tbh southern germany are the chillest german out there
T.errone

Not Tirolese, fuck off shitskin

The illuminati was founded in Bravaria

dialect?

Ba

>answer with a thanks when someone praises southern german
>italian flag
what are you then?

We don't think about you. We don't care.

>What is the difference between Austrians and Bavarians?
the flags

There isn't really a difference. It's all rightful Prussian clay tho'.

Not so much difference, but their marketing of themselves seems so artificial it hurts.
It almost seems like the bavarians whore themselves out for tourists.

Bismarck said that Bavarians are the missing link between Austrians and homo sapiens.

>What is the difference between Austrians and Bavarians?

None, we're Siamese twins. I love my Austrian brothers unconditionally.

None except Austria is not in a fucking (((bundesrepublik))) with the sad, barren Lands of prussia aka land of prudeness and slavemindness. Southern Germans know how to enjoy life.

Would have been funny if he actually said that

>Their dialect of German.

Fun fact: non-Bavarian Germans find almost impossible to distinguish between the Bavarian and Austrian dialects.

Bavarians are just Austrians in denial. They can spam their blue-and-white checkerboards as much as they want, you can't hide from the truth forever.

That is a lie

It's the absolute truth, shitlord. Non-Bavarian Germans are retarded.

same for u

but yer girls are nice

>Non-Bavarian Germans are retarded.

Truer things have never been said, I wish more of them got exterminated in the thirty year war

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REEEEEE GIB BACK SOUTH TYROL AND STRASSBURG YOU LATIN FUCKING SHITS

Austrians produced some good politicians

It's a fact. I cant count the times ive been dumbly stared at by prussian waitresses and the like as they couldn't handle my order Not sounding like a fucking military Drill. After Seconds of Staring at me in pure Terror as they have never in thier life heard the german Language uttered so heartful, warm, compassionate and purley erotic it clicks in them:
>"Och sindse aus bayern?"
Fucking hell makes me Feel sorry for them everytime. Kindly and with pitty i Tell them that i come from a land in the south, a Paradise of fruit and pleasure beyond thier Imagination.

we are more rihgtwing

My dad always said I was Bavarian but I have b neg blood. Am I some kind of Mongolian rape baby?

ask your mom in their native language, Spanish

Lol no..Austrian dialect is almost bearable in comparison

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Geh hean'S, mochn'S mi net g'schamig.

anschluss when

>those last few sudeten and prussian german speakers

>That much green in Poland
LMAO maybe 50 years ago.

The austrians have a certain singasong arrogance in their dialect.

Don't the Viennese upper class men sound really gay?

They sound more like they are always making a joke in a way.

they sound turkish or german

What would i give to take your retarded government by their statements. I would deport all the pretty women to bavaria and bring all the refugees to you. After all i m doing you a favour.

And by enjoy life you mean voting mutti to import more Rapefugees.

I speak like a German because I was taught that dialect is for proles and lower class people. It's pretty sad because the dialect is culture.

>Prussia
Who?

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