Ayy the last 1500 years of christianity aren't valid, god was just goofin'

>ayy the last 1500 years of christianity aren't valid, god was just goofin'

kek how can anyone take this shit seriously

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fuck papist cucks, go lick immigrant feet

That's a bit of an over simplification wouldn't you say?

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Pro tip, if you have a brain, you cant

>Catholic
>Being christian
Papacy doesn't count as a religion

MFW nobody said it did.

True, how can anyone take Christianity seriously, it's really stunning

>betraying your history
come home faggot

>It was not "True Christianity™"!!1

I love scotsman fallacy!

Do you believe modern propaganda so easily?

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Eh

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I don't care about the Pope I'm not very religious.
I'm just wondering about the difference between modern and antique propaganda. What is it about saying "its historic" makes us more likely to believe it. Genuinely stimulates my synaptic functions

I pray everyone here is saved
Go with Christ anons

Fuck Prots.

Remind me when Jesus said you could pay indulgences to be forgiven of sin.

>hurr durr the church is full of corrupt sinful men
>let's start our own new religion full of corrupt and sinful men except they teach heresy.

>there are a bad sheep everywhere goy, let's just ignore how much of my leadership was compromised of pedophiles hehe...

There were no pedophiles in the high-ranks of the NSDAP...

>wanting to burn europeans alive for minor religious differences

That's the problem with a "christian identity" over a RACIAL one.

>papist scum
go back to your Dark Ages then, you and your disgusting pedophile priests

isnt Catholicism just
>ayy the last couple billon years of no Christianity aren't valid, god was just goofin'
that sounds even worse to me

youtu.be/dSLhaKyQ3xg?t=1833
>obligated to take in immigrants
>literally global cuckoldry
I thought christcucks was just pagan hyperbole.

>implying the reformers didn't cite early church fathers and even later scholastic

You're obviously Catholic and not well informed. Best to actually learn what you're talking about before throwing insults at other members of the kingdom of God

Sola scriptura

Papism, saint worship and “intercession”, telling some mortal man your sins, etc are not in the Bible.

Please tell me how you justify plenary indulgences also. I don’t see how anyone can take that seriously.

sounds like a religion for me

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>ayy yo check out my new religion it's called zoroastrianism
>ayy yo imma let ya finnish but my new religion judaism is the real path
>ayy yo that's really cool and all but imma take ur judaism and make catholicism out of it and y'all need to follow it or go to hell
>ayy catholicism ur pretty cool but the pope be gay we all about that orthodox
>ayy yo fuck all y'all protestants for life homie
>ayy yo infidels, god told me ur shit is wack and islam is the answer
God needs to make up his fucking mind, doesn't he?

>Last three popes had children and families
>Sometimes there were multiple popes vowing for the rights of different states
Nah, I'm sure it was better to keep having equivalent of the medieval EU around.

>Church gives me nice gibs but I also want prime peasant poon

-Luther

Jesus, everything about this post.

God imagine the kind of peasant poon they had back then. Fresh and yummy.

The sopa in my veins is boiling

>Fuck Prots
>Country he is living in and reeping the benefits from was made by protestants

>Slide thread
what's happening for (((them))) to try dividing tactics?

Christianity only was in Europe in 400 ce by force of roman emperor.

>unironically being a christcuck
you people were non-existent on this site not even 5 years ago.

Because it was a reaction to corrupt fucks bribing priests to forgive them of heinous crimes

30 years war was very beneficial for Europe, protestant heretics can be worse than muslims

>Deflecting this hard

>literally just read the Bible
>heresy
fucking Catholics

Sup Forums has always been a Catholic board you dipshit.

Go to mormon.org to learn about the restoration of Christianity in the modern world

Some are not smart enough to understand the word in the book. These people are called Catholics.

It has always been a Christian board
It had Wednesday and Sunday church threads when it was /n/
it had nightly ossuary threads when it was /new/ than rolled over into early Sup Forums
And had Christian generals.

My problem is the sudden spike in shill threads
like the Turks "kill white people" thread and others like it.
just check the catalog

>Catholics don't read the bible
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_translations_in_the_Middle_Ages

"although the Church reserved Latin for the most sacred liturgical moments almost every other religious text was available in English by the eleventh century".[21]

Why is this meme still alive?

>god was just goofin'
He kind of has a history of that
>be god
>make paradise
>humans eat apple because you baited them into it
>flip your shit and banish them
>remake world order entirely
>humans do ill-defined things you don't like
>flip your shit and drown them all
>hard reset on the entire biosphere
>decide just to focus efforts on one 'chosen people' for a while
>they won't stop fucking up
>decide to reopen to all of humanity
>do a philosophical 180 from god of a tribe of genocidal conquerors to total pacifism
>almost none of his followers actually do what he said
>wars are fought in his name, the exact opposite of what he wants
>has some guy tell everyone that the church is bullshit to make everyone be peaceful like he told them to in the first place
>a catastrophic failure, has the exact opposite effect
>gives up and just naps until his alarm goes off for the end times

Orthodox is the real church

>luther schismatic heretic destroyers
>also members of the kingdom of God

Nice thing you've got in there, about protestantism is that once you go that way, you wont stop, you start with muh papists and end with marriyng fags at the 'church', it's quite logical actualy.

>implying the Vatican didn't call for crusades in the middle east while Muslims invaded Iberia

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muslims are literally the second worst thing on earth you fucking idiot, next to secular jews

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>what is Continuous Revelation
>inb4 literalists suggest that a book written and compiled by mortal men comprise the complete and final revelation of God and his truth

Hey you ever notice how every single Catholic nation is a backwards and morally and economically destitute cesspool?

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I get it, you are jealous that we give a shit.

>muh scripture alone
It's just some garbage a shit-eating kraut made up in the 16th century. Jesus didn't teach "Scripture Alone" and neither did any of the apostles or the early church fathers.

Protestant logic

>Mary the holy mother of God
Yuck, no, disgusting

>Gays and faggots fucking each other in the ass
Totally welcome

Because the Bible was meant to be taken as a coherent and intelligible whole and read and internalized by the faithful in this way which is why 1) its one book and 2) Jesus commanded his disciples to go forth from hi and teach his truth in the tongues of the world. The bible and the knowledge and understanding of its truth requires, you know, reading the whole thing in your mother tongue. So Catholic esotericism is literally a direct abrogation to the commandment to proselytize dictated to the disciples.

>protestant education

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Show me where (1) reading the whole thing in your mother tongue and (2) the Bible is to be read as one book is simply not some Protestant estoericism that is a direct abrogation of sola scriptura... since both are not in your scripture.
>Kek

MFW 2 Thessalonians 2:15.

Also, implying that you have to read the entire bible and understand it completely in order to be Christian is absurd

You know it's fake right?

>>>hispachan

>be protestant
>catholics don't read the bible the 'proper' way
>fuck these 2000 years of churchmen, i will surely know better
>read as a protestant
>end up marrying gays in his 'Church'

Protestant logic 101, once you go the heretic 'i know how' way, there are not limits for misinterpretation and degeneracy.

no

>paying for heaven is for fag, also fuck Jews
Martin Luther seems like a pretty cool goy who doesn't afraid of anything

This. The reformers never said "Well Christianity hasn't really been tried!" or anything like that. They did not see Church history up until that point as invalid or 100% wrong. They did not think that no one had been truly Christian until they reformed, just that Rome had made a lot of errors and was rife with corruption.

How can anyone take a guy in a funny hat as the word of God?

>God WANTS us to mock and betray Christ
Tough sell, Catholics.

Roman Catholic priests fuck eahother and little kids.

Sup Forums is a national socialist board, you cuck.

Not "christian identity" but a racial one.

>it only took a thousand years before we let others read the word of God
>quit being such babies.

Lol, why would you even bring that up?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

Also, as we see in you and you see in us, not everyone who claims to love Christ really does; they have ulterior motives

>P-please don’t make me read the Bible
>anything but that!

But Christian Identity IS racial

we have quite a few protestants and greco-catholics here + some orthodox guys in the north east, he could be one of those

Blacks have been Christians longer than whites have, and Christianity is expressly universalist.

>majority of followers are non-white
>it's a racial identity

>not knowing what Christian Identity is
christogenea.org

kingidentity.com

covenantpeoplesministry.org

>literally heresy
It's not even debatable.

You want an over-simplification, try this one

>Protestants encourage everyone to read the bible
>Protestants encourage women to read
>Women who read the bible think their opinions matter
>Protestants allow women equal voice
>???
>suffragettes
>???
>Modern degeneracy

Protestantism is all about individual salvation. To them Catholics are no different than Muslims.

Luke 9:2 And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick.
Matthew 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
Matthew 28:18-19 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost
Jesus clearly commands his disciples to go forth to the nations of the Earth and to prosyletize to them, to teach to them as ascetics. Unless youre suggesting Jesus told his disciples to roam the Earth spouting barbarian gobbledegook at people, it seems pretty clear that teaching the peoples of the Nations of the Earth of the Christ and his Truth involves prosletyzing to them, not at them. The theme of prosletyzing recurs throughout the NT, and is quite distinct from the Islamic duty to prosletyize. In Islam, Arabic is the sacred language of the Word of God, and all renditions of it in any other tongue are lesser, as are praises in other tongues etc etc. But Jesus preached in Aramaic. He very clearly commands his disciples to go forth and preach to the almost exclusively hellenistic and roman gentiles. Considering at least some of his disciples spoke Greek on would imagine that any thinking person would understand that Jesus told his disciples to preach to the gentiles in their towns in a language they found intelligible.
>not some Protestant estoericism
>esotericism
Yes, because the idea that reading the Bible in your own tongue is an esotericism, even though the Reformation rejected explicitly Gnosticism and Esotericism as anti christian, and even though the Reformation was a vernacular movement, its protestant esotericism. Dont use words you dont understand.

>God
I'm starting to hate Christians more and more; bunch of Zeus-worshipping bootlickers. Christianity is a fucking cancer and is slowly killing our people

Reminder that all papists are traitors and papists cannot be trusted with the life of our country

>bunch of Zeus-worshipping bootlickers
WTF are you even talking about?

>encourage everyone to read the bible
>get 30000 denominations
>muh interpretation is right and yours isn't.

Then you get Cyrus "Good Goy" Schofield and his Christian zionism

I think you're the one who doesn't know what a racial identity or your lag, stands for...

The absolute vacuousness of this post.

Whites are the lost children of Israel who Christ came for and kikes are the children of Satan. I'm well aware of what my flag represents, Hitler wasn't opposed to all Christianity, only the judaicized version.

2 Thessalonians 2:15
>So then, brothers and sisters, stand firm and hold fast to the teachings we passed on to you, whether by word of mouth or by letter.I fail to see how you can read this in any way that does not support my assertion that the command to proselytize to people is fundamental to Christianity. How the fuck do you communicate with people? Do you communicate with people in languages they dont understand or whose subtleties they have no functional grasp of? I bet youre very persuasive. Perhaps the Pope should issue all his decrees in Sanskrit?
>Also, implying that you have to read the entire bible and understand it completely in order to be Christian is absurd
>Oh well I loved my neighbor as myself but I totally missed the part about not being a sodomite but that doesnt mean I cant be a good xtian right? :^)
>end up marrying gays in his 'Church'
lol no, nice strawman though. Also you intercessionary to God is giving medals to baby murderers and shielding kiddy diddlers, so Im not sure where youre going with that argument. I never based the foundation of my faith on an institution of edicts and dogmas and hierarchy. Jesus specified the structure of his church, and there was no pontiff.
>there are not limits for misinterpretation and degeneracy.
Kinda hard to misinterpret the part about idolatry. That was sort of a major point behind the Reformation to begin with. Just curious as to what Catholics base their understanding of what it means to be Christian on. Would love a source so I can understand why paying a Priest saves your eternal soul.
This. Your Pharisaic inclinations make you all a part of the Synagogue of Satan. You cannot cover your unrighteousness with any number of tithes or donations or cheap blankets. The righteous are saved, and you are not made righteous by your works.

Or is Bill Clinton righteous and saved because he helped a couple of the needy?

Matthew 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Lets hear why the fruits that your vineyards have grown are sweeter and fuller than the fruits of Christian virtue and goodwill heathen. I can't wait to hear in objective terms how whatever backwards heathenism you ascribe to has done more good than the Church of Christ.

Please tell me about how your sky daddy is going to save you from da eebul dwagun! The entire concept of hell/heaven is a Roman one, the concept of Yeshua being a God-king is a Roman one, Christmas, Easter, all fucking Roman. Hell, the """"infallible""" Pope is a direct successor to Caesar

It was good before it was hijacked; don't think I'm bashing Yeshua he was absolutely correct about everything he professed. His words however have been perverted and weaponized and it sickens me to see the state of the "followers" of Christ

Luke 12:51 "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division"

>Women who read the bible think their opinions matter
Well then they didn't read it, did they?
>you can choose between denominations because some are more right than others
>You can choose right or you can choose wrong, which is completely compatible with Christianity.
or
>You get one choice and the doctrine of Jesus is understood and interpreted only by a kiddy diddler and if you question this you're obviously not Christian
Also explain to me why your holy men are exempt from Gods commandment to be fruitful and multiply. Preachers don't have to be celibate and often aren't. They live Gods will. Your holy men live and teach a perverted meme built on the slow subversion of a book whose most fundamental commandments are written down right in front of you. Is there ambiguity in the Bible? Yes. But our disagreement isn't in the frills and the lace. Idolaters and sodomites and those who use the word of God to enrich themselves are heretics. Only a Catholic could argue that kneeling before the severed and mummified arm and praying to/through it, while surrounded by iconography depicting the apotheosis of flawed men in the same manner as Christ isn't heresy, but the reading of the Scripture as the font of faith is. Your church is literally the Pharisees. How does this evade you?

>I fail to see how you can read this in any way that does not support my assertion that the command to proselytize to people is fundamental to Christianity. How the fuck do you communicate with people? Do you communicate with people in languages they dont understand or whose subtleties they have no functional grasp of? I bet youre very persuasive. Perhaps the Pope should issue all his decrees in Sanskrit?
The bible was written in Greek for the Greek areas of the Empire, Slavonic for the Slavic areas and Latin for the Latin Areas.
A. Most of the Western Empire spoke Latin
B. When areas that were not Latin-speaking started to get prostylatized, people started coming out with translations (especially in Germany and England)
C. Books were not Cheap back then dude. It was easier and cheaper to teach someone to speak Latin (especially if they already spoke a romance language) than to translate all of the books into the local language on new Vellum. D. They used the Vernacular of the area to preach in, and the lingua Franca to write in.


>Oh well I loved my neighbor as myself but I totally missed the part about not being a sodomite but that doesnt mean I cant be a good xtian right? :
Literally Protestants, not Catholics, Pic related

Its because they started teaching
John 8:
>7 When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, “Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
but not
>10 Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11 “No one, sir,” she said. “Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

Matthew 5:
>5 Blessed are the meek: for they will inherit the earth.
but not
>9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they will be called children of God.

They know not what they do. Do not profane the Lord in your frustration. Drive the hatred from your heart and love your fellow man, even as you would love your prodigal son.

>catholics don't believe in the 2 seedline theory
>catholics believe their church is Israel

>Well then they didn't read it, did they?
Lol BTFO

Will Catholics ever fucking learn? How do you reach them when they deny even the words of Christ himself?