Noah’s Flood - Fact?

I need some help. I watched a video explaining how Adam was not the first human on earth, because the two creation stories describe pre-historic humans and adamite humans. The fall from paradise describes the invention of agriculture which reduced quality of life, this happened some eight thousand years ago. Now my problem: How is a recent, global Flood possible? I don’t find evidence for it.

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You're a retard, Adam was the first human it says so in Genesis

Also the world is 6,000 years retard not 8,000, read a book for once that's not from your liberal, socialist, atheist science teacher

the flood was so long ago it was myth back then too. stories get passed down orally for generations until no one knows where they came from.

I know but the geneaology? It says the flood of Noah happened some thousands of years ago - archeology doesn’t show signs of this? Or am I being shilled

It's not a Myth retard, get educated

He's a left wing Kike, atheism is the tool of the Jew to try and lead good Anglos to the path towards Hell

Even jews accept there were humans before.
And you’re right it is 6000 years since Adam, 5000 years since Sumer.
Stop being an unbiblical kiddy on a rant.

there isnt two creation stories. this is the second thread on this today. two creation stories is only for fake jew memers

adam and eve werent jews

I don’t believe you.

What the fuck nigger
>implying

what you think happen to all that ice during the ice age? It melts. Some serious melting
why don't you cool it with the sass mouth, Mr. Big Brains

You believe lotsa stuff, huh?

kys

saged!

Of course the Jews believe that, they're the synagogue of Satan

no it doesnt lol

There's zero proof of a biblical flood. All the Christians ever have for proof is the bible and random false factoids they find online.
Doesn't mean there wasn't some type of flood, but the genesis one have zero backing from any credible source.

Myths and stories have meaning to them. Learn to read and study myths, perferably by someone studying them for a long time. Only atheists and crazy Christians think obvious myths and stories should be taken at face value. I don't understand what Christians gain by saying the earth is 6,000 years old or being offended if you think Jonah didn't spend 3 days inside a whale. You don't need to read Jonah as in the original language to figure out that its main theme is about self-righteousness for example.

There is proof

The flood was local actually. So it is very possible.

No there isn't. Answers in genesis isn't proof. Before you even go there.

Again, doesn't mean God and Jesus aren't real, but the origin story is HIGHLY disproven by all archaelogical and scientific circles.

it's endless. the heresies. the fucking jewries. end yourself. present evidence that adam was a cutfag jew. or that genesis 1 and genesis 2 describe two different things. all you need to know is serpent seed.

A small local flood. Not a global deluge.

yea and remember when Troy was a myth? Where you think all that shit in the bible comes from? It comes from stories that were old when they put them down on parchment.

Let's pretend it was true. "Global" at the dawn of humanity would be the cradle and surrounds only

>the earth is a pear

Ice age doesn’t match with geneaology of the Bible, besides that was 12k years ago way before Adam; what about local flood?

God didnt like your nephilim. the end

Come on. He could easily have spent 3 days inside a monster-whale.

>serpent flag

>How is a recent, global Flood possible? I don’t find evidence for it.
Because it's not global
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_hypothesis
^This actually happened and actually displaced a shitload of people, some of whom weren't that primitive and already had complex structures. The Biblical flood story was originally a Sumerian myth before it became incorporated into the mythos of the Semitic peoples that outbred and took over the Sumerians' civilization. The Sumerians believed they originally came from the North.

>liberal, socialist
>atheist science teacher
These things have almost zero overlap, dumb christcuck. Go accept a nigger as your brother and adopt a Chinese kid before giving 10% so your Church can help resettle rapefugees.

fake sarcastic broad and jewess
>muh black bow tie science cuck

Adam and Eve were known to Greeks as Deucalion and Pyrrha so

ooooooooooooo

There’s a flood myth in LITERALLY every ancient culture. Say what you want about JRE but his pods with Randall Carlson are gold, there is physical evidence of catastrophic events and you won’t hear about it cuz much gradualism

The Biblical flood is literally Epic of Gilgamesh fan-fiction based on the Tigris and Euphrates flooding.

This is essential
Oral traditions have a tendency to make events little bit different than what happened

so why are you a talmudist

HI SVEN

It could have been. The story could come from the City of Ur. located between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

Watch Genesis Conflict by Walter Veith. He presents a case for a universal flood.

Flood is real. It happened 12,800 years ago.
Adam is not the first hominid but the first hominid to develop the "Theory of other minds". I believe at would be Homo Erectus.
The garden of Eden refers to the transition between nomadic hunter gatherers and agriculture. Plentiful food with nothing to do but fuck. Natufian culture exemplifies this.
Noah was a neanderthal/human hybrid. He is described in the dead sea scrolls as being the first man with white skin and hair, and red eyes. His three sons (branches of humanity) represent those that came after nigs. Nigs are just homo sapiens, all other races are a blend of homo sapien and neanderthal. Read a book nigga.

You seem much more reserved than usual, have they found a combination of medicines that are working for you?

Everyone needs to watch Graham Hancocks videos on the younger dryas event. Fragments of a comet hit the polar icecap during the last ice age, rapidly melting all the ice, causing massive, extinction level global floods.

yea I was gonna say by the time they write it down, there were probably a lot of wiki edits

it wasnt. none of this shit would have been written down if it werent for what the bible says. the world is not 600 bobbogorillion years old. nobody was there to record the start times of "decay". but we say we were anyways. so the rest of this crap also goes out the window

Yes everyone knows man. The issue is WHEN DID IT HAPPEN. In the time of Noah? Then it must have been local

Also Baal is located in the Cemetary of Shanidar cave, in Iraq. Both have a busted left eye and club foot.

My name isn't actually Sven but hello!

>Believing jews

The forbidden fruit wasn't a fruit, It was Satan's corkscrew cock.

it's pretty bad when im the only one who others called super ultra mega conservative. the flood is based on my flag. i hate hybrids. hetero and homo are fake. so all of this shit makes you and "jews" look bad so all you do is meme and claim moral superior outrage. well. you met your match. always with the fucking freud meds. make some meds that kill your aids and box pox and hybrid creations. theyre prolly coming back right around the corner. hence all these threads. some guy earlier said a magnetic reversal is coming in 15 days. lots of weird space skies shit going on lately. who knows

this. hear hear! good on you. very very few figure this out

Interesting stuff but why does the geneaology say it happened much later than that?

The same thing once happened to create the Mediterranean Sea. Can you imagine that fucking flood?

whatever I only watch a video on YouTube one time

because he's wrong. but not about the global part though. ditch your two creations adam and eve were jews shit please

Atheists don't think stories need to be taken at face value. They're just responding to the perspectives of crazy Christians in the language they speak. Many are fables, or stories with morals. The fact is, almost every one of the biblical fables was probably millennia old before they were ever organized into religious or biblical teachings and came from people all over the map, passing them on verbally, so attempting to organize the Bible as a chronological story is simply absurd.

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This still doesn’t match Bible geneaology sadly but ok
What does this have to do with the topic?

The nigger is a beast of the field, he only knows sin and will make your high ways desolate. The nigger should be driven to extinction he was cursed with his darkness

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What does that have anything to do with it?

When you say red eyes, you mean wine coloured eyes dont you?

> He is described in the dead sea scrolls as being the first man with white skin and hair, and red eyes.

Source???

Moses married a African

>He is described in the dead sea scrolls as being the first man with white skin and hair, and red eyes.
Wouldn't that be an albino, a natural aberration?

>people meme that the bible is allegory yet it says what the earth is; flat
>the pic reinforces that nobody questions this scientific atheist globe-o-sexual shit so i posted it
nobody's ever done a north south circumnav. nobody's ever seen any evidence for a globe. only MUCH to its opposite. so. i dont need proofs. that was faith is. you attack it but youre a religion too. without any evidence and much to the contrary. good job

In one, a man tries to become immortal. The other is the Book of Noah. Similar in content? Yes. In meaning and are the overall themes the same? No. Its a work of philosophy retold over another myth. Neither is empty, but I guess I perfer the one where a wild man saves righteous people and animals, not the one where a wild man was 'civilized' by sex with a prostitute.

Do you subscribe to Natural Law?

An Ethiopian if I'm not mistaken.

What else do you know about the dss?

Adam was the first human with a soul. "In God's likeness" does not mean he physically looked like God.

ffs christianity is horseshit, it's all just a bunch of stolen pagan stories and holidays repackaged.

So, you're a flat eather?

Well their is evidance of great flooding all around the world at roughly the exact same time through examining diffreant layers of soil and rock

Thanks for summing it up so I don’t have to read that shit lmao

>stories get passed down orally
Top Jew.

1. The story of Adam and Eve is an allegory of mankind becoming conscious and intelligent (Give it time and the magic mushroom theory will be proven correct.)
2. Noah's Flood is analogous to the catastrophic floods that occured around 12,700 years ago at the end of the last ice age. Was this flood global, no, but if the comet impact theory is correct it would sure look a lot like a global flood to the average man.

Genesis also describes how man will be "as gods" as well, alluding to the fact that Yahweh used to be a part of the Caanite pantheon of gods.

What is that? A meme for ants?

African, not nigger the bible says niggers are cursed with their darkness it wasn't a nigger he married

>>people meme that the bible is allegory yet it says what the earth is; flat

where

Tell me more, what time? Also do you have multiple sources? I’ve seen some disinfo on answers in genesis that I don’t want to perpetuate ITT

Way too few people understand this fact.

but ive figured out your lies though. even the greek word for cross is pole. look at the nigger who keeps getting replies with his kabbalah symbols saying whites are neanderthals and nogs are homo sapiens. why is he so popular but the best message ever written is constantly shat on. why do you even pretend to have a guise of morality if all you do is lick jew dick and lie and try to shit on Christ? what a place. not everybody swallows your garbage. Christmas was when the sheep come in. so. not december. easter eggs are satan's balls. pic related is more of what you claim. and i guess i saw through that too. we're corrupted. do you want everything on a platter? it's actually quite simple. but youre lost arent you. come into God's graces and he'll never let you go. but you cant save yourselves. so you need Christ

It's not a global flood, it's the end-of-the-ice age floods that happened around 12700 years ago

>what the earth is; flat
Written off as retarded right there.

>you attack it
Who attacked religion? I only stated facts.

it says the earth has four corners and a face. not very spherical now is it
why wouldnt i be

Yes, Yahweh was worshipped amongs demonic idols before monotheism emerged.

Don’t forget Eden represents pre-agricultural society

>Genesis also describes how man will be "as gods" as well, alluding to the fact that Yahweh used to be a part of the Caanite pantheon of gods

I'm an atheist, and I've heard about this. But, I don't find much that really verifies this.

I know that Yahweh doesn't have an exact meaning and that the prefix kind of had some usage even before God's name was revealed.

how do trains work on balls. longest train track is 5000 miles long. almost entire earth. yet long ago we made tracks that float up and down on a global y-axis? never happened. why dont buildings lean? you have a part to play in satan's prison planet system

Ethiopian chicks are hot.

Ethiopians were understood to be white at the time. Herodotus wrote of the Ethiopians as fair skinned and cultured, like Greeks. He also described "another people who lived across the river" who were dark skinned, flat-nosed, lived savagely, and had no shred of human decency or compassion towards themselves or others.

Almost all of the Mediterranean world (including North Africa) was white in antiquity. Just because they are black and Arab today does not mean they were always so. It's attested to heavily in Greek writings.

Don't fall for the BBC blackwash of history user

So, by your estimation, there were other people on earth already when Adam was created?

>posts this on a product of science

bullshit. nothing he said implies that either. although i dont believe it was just a soul. image and likeness doesnt really mean that

Thanks for the info

your a kiddy on a rant.