Wtf why

wtf why

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Jews

So it looks like a butcher knife, therefor easier to remember

no mans land in the looming Texan-Kansan war

Zoom in extra close at the intersection of Oklahoma, Texas, and New Mexico for the real why.

NO

Texas wanted a hat

Ugnnnhhhh

The first several paragraphs explain why.
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DMZ between Kansas and Texas. Filled with landmines

It's an overflow reservoir for all the tears.

Just drove through that area the other day. Not much there.

>indiancountrynews.com/index.php/news/indian-and-first-nations/2072-a-story-of-the-oklahoma-panhandle
holy shit it was real life ancapistan

same could be said of

>nu/pol/

really triggers the ol' tism

>faggot

I MISS THAT PANHANDLE EVERY SINGLE DAY

FPBP

you missed more oddities than you circled, cletus.

Watch the gif and come to realise Australia truly is the best country in the world

Arizona needs coastline

You missed Point Roberts, Washington.

If Texas wanted to be admitted into the union as a slave state, it had to give up the panhandle because of the Missouri Compromise.

Railroads

Yeah but why give it to Oklahoma? Wouldn't it have made more sense to divide between Kansas and Colorado?

>the city of Canada

>Arizona needs coastline
If or when the Reconquista via white taxpayer welfare goes bad, I hope America takes over Baja California and Sonora, kicking out/genociding all the spics there, of course.

Trail of Beans 2020.

They'll have it soon enough. Just wait for the big one to hit California.

The one I don't get is Michigan upper peninsula. Its fucking Wisconsin.

Because fuck you.

Haha, benis.

Michigan and Ohio were about to engage in armed combat over who owned Toledo. The feds gave Toledo to Ohio and compensated Michigan by giving them the Upper Peninsula.

What the fuck!? How did those Nacho Niggers get that sliver of Oklahoma?

Unironically this

>maple ridge

Fuck, I laughed

Before anyone mentions it, yes I know the xkcd guy is a Hill shill.

ever heard of toledo?

Because of the Kansas Nebraska Act. After that that striip of land was useless. It was neither slave nor free, it was in a state of limbo. I guess Texas could have tried to reclaim it.

>Its real
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Toledo_Strip

holy fuck, what the hell happened to our country that we could go from fighting over Toledo to the state we are in now...

>nu/pol/

Either the panhandle needs to go to Alabama, or made into a new state of “West Florida”, or in the worst case make a “north Florida” of the panhandle, jax, and down towards at least lake city if not Gainesville.

>doesn't realize Oklahoma is the only thing stopping Texas from taking over the world

DESU, Florida does need to be split up. Northern Florida is more a Southern state than Southern Florida.

Well, there's a lot of copper up there, so we told Wisconsin to fuck off.

>seize all Canadian land up to the St. Lawrence River, including New Brunswick and Nova Scotia
>seize Baja California from the Mexicans
>seize land west of Nogales, give Arizona ports
>yfw

sorry m8, we were too busy learning about the holocaust back in 8th grade US history to cover actual US history. Now I know.

Alabama tried to buy the panhandle a long ass time ago and Florida said no. At make the central time zone part of Alabama or make it West Florida.

Kek

It's definitely Michigan.

Don't forget about Vancouver Island.

You had Hololocaust Class?

Basically, we spent the first couple weeks talking about Indiana history, then we spent the rest of the year covering ww2/the holocaust.

Here you go, Sup Forums, a better map of North America

I live in Tulsa the pan handle is perfect for bringing weed and hash back from Colorado. There is no one there.

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You really don’t want the Caribbean. It’s that bad.

I remember being 10 and reading about Norfolk Island and how it was a prison colony for a prison colony. Irish people took it over and established their own potatocracy for a while until the authorities came and restored order.

fixed

>oklahoman injuns are the only thing keeping beaners in cowboy hats from getting rekt by ohio

Yes I agree

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What a cluster fuck

Baja California is the new Alaska, nice.

the DR is the South if Southerners had married their slaves but still hated niggers. They should stay their own thing, I prefer it that way.

>give SE AK to the leafs


I would never want to be a leaf. The gold that's still in these mountains is proper American gold.

The Civil War ended states rights and ushered in the era of centralized power in DC.

fpbp

That's why we should have kept the Philippines.
>US and Canada unify
>invasion of Mexico and Central America
>seize control of Panama canal
>build wall on Colombian/Panamanian border
>seize control of Caribbean
>move capital to Galveston, Texas, right along the Gulf of Mexico
>deport all niggers, spics, Central Americans, Caribbean island niggers, Puerto Ricans, Quebecois and other undesirables to the Philippines
>cut the Philippines loose and grant them independance

Simple, really

This square state Jews circumcised our squiggly Texas foreskin.

Because slaves and the Missouri compromise. Texas got lopped down, then they lopped it off a little more to bring it under the dividing line

reminder that the only thing that matters is race and jews convinced us otherwise

At some point early in its history, Alabama passed on the opportunity to buy/annex the panhandle, believing it worthless since it wasn't fertile crop land.

FPBP

FPBP

what about fucking Wyoming and Colorado?

when the first post is best post, the first post is best post

texas gave up that land so it could keep its slaves. everything above a certain point was deemed free. that was texas until they gave it up.
at least thats how i remember it from 7th grade tx history.

Have you actually seen some of the Leaf posters here? Is that really someone you want to invite over for a beer?

In Alabama history class they claimed Alabama turned down the opportunity to get the panhandle though I wouldn't put it past the state to spin things to make it look less stupid.

wtf why

LOL

>it's public schools fault i don't know shit about things i claim to be interested in

If I remember correctly, the little bullshit on top of Minnesota was actually a surveying error that no one ever fixed or noticed.

>fixing things
we dont DO that here

>did you say my name

Rocky Point is rightful Arizona clay. So is Clark County NV.

This one actually has a story behind it

Rocky Point is Arizona clay.

Fuck Ohio niggers they had it comin

Right

The quebecois are more desirable than the leafs you retard

because it looks like a person taking it in the ass

best in the catalog

I like our state borders

Only people trafficking marijuana from Colorado drive through the pan handle. You’re being watched...

where do the natives hang out

Why does the north have so few people? It has tons of farmable land and a nice tropical environment, it could be your guy's florida. Instead its gay Abo land.

If they're anything like ours, in the casino.

Michigan dodged a bullet and was given the the ultimate inna woods land. Sparsely populated by canadian-lite rednecks

OHP now patrols that highway heavily and every trooper has a K-9. Go one mph over the limit and expect a full search.

most abos are in NT. I've lived in Melbourne for the past 4 years, can't remember the last time I saw one.
If the sun is as harsh in NT as it can be in VIC, then I never want to go there. I've never been overseas, but from what I've heard the sun is way harsher in AUS. Something to do with a hole in the ozone layer. Friends have told me they can hang out in the sun all day in Fiji and not get burned, but here 5 minutes is enough to get bad sun burn