/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Marlon Bundo Gets Some Exercise 3/5/18
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>Pres Trump meeting w/Bibi 3/5/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greeting the yahus 3/5/18
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>VP Pence @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets the Baltics 3/5/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>LaborSec Acosta @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>VASec Schulkin @NAC Conf 3/5/18
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>UN Amb Haley @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>EdSec DeVos @School Officers Conference 3/5/18
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c-span.org/video/?442005-3/ pt3
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/5/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #28 (Lara) 3/3/18
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>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
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AWOOVEMENT!

>losing business
>It's because of Trump!

poor awoo probably witnessed that suicide

>Texas isn't turning blu-

WELL

WELL

WELL

your reminder of how many cuties are posting in these threads

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AWOoozzzz

Thailand is here, spot the memeflag with a single image posting without any words in the post.

Release the UFO files, Trump. It is time!

Same turnout as 2016 election obama leaf
Just wait for real election
t. incumbents don't vote in primary's

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What's the context of this pic

AWOO
W
O
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>since 2014 when Obama's approval rating in Texas was low.

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>primarys
>the only people up for re-election are republican incumbents
I will outlive all of these libtard scum out of perpetual spite

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Why don't those racist Jews want to be culturally enriched?

Fucking this, kek

>Release the UFO files, Trump. It is time!
I don't believe in UFOs of aliens from other planets, however I do believe there is abundant life throughout the universe. Am I wrong?

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your reminder that just because a woman claims to believe something doesn't mean she actually believes it and is ONLY doing it for social validation

ART OF THE STEAL

>The party of people who get their news from comedians can't take a joke

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ART OF THE STEEL

good form tay!

I was talking about the guys
;)

Auntie Maxine offers a deal

>Reperations

Add a nuance:

>African's renounce citizenship and go back home for the check

Mother Africa beckons. Wakanda Forever!

Well?

>Checks get cut, but you're back to paradise

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You have a responsibility to honor the men who progressed and formulated this great nation to what it is today. From bigoted white humongous closed door society to open borders, equal rights wonderland.

Abundant life there may be but we'll never bump into one in our lifetime because universe is 2big

You missed the finale.

lol

Okay, which one of you memelords made the thread on Sup Forums?

Way too many people on this board cockslobber JFK just because he was killed by the (((CIA)). Welfare, immigration, and the Vietnam war will all his projects and were continued to fruition by LBJ. The Kennedy family was rotten from start to mouth drooling finish.

Hitler liked boys user

kek

>Abundant life there may be but we'll never bump into one in our lifetime because universe is 2big

That's what I think too. pic not related.

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Arthritis

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


THE DREAMERS ARE DEAD

So far the Democrats are publicly announcing that their platform is gun control, reparations, and blanket amnesty. We need to drive this home on normie twitter and awaken the complacent rust belt boomers who hate all three of those things.

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Two movies on one screen, LITERALLY. Someone get this to Dilbertman.

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Please Nate say the democrat will win.

JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP

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OH OH

>*2:00PM THE PRESIDENT greets Prime Minister Stefan Lfven of Sweden*
*2:50PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Swedish business representatives *
*3:30PM THE PRESIDENT holds a joint press conference with Prime Minister **Lfven *
sven's coming to town guys

>THE DREAMERS ARE DEAD
MEATS BACK ON THE MENU!!!!

DACA
IS
BAKA

President Trump is so powerful he can't drink water without making the headlines.

America evolved leaving you knuckle draggers behind by electing that man. You wish for a past that no longer exists and will never exist again.

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Geez a President can't tell jokes anymore? It's not even the craziest thing Trump has said, ironically or otherwise
>I can shoot a guy on 5th street and not lose any supporters

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

doot doot

get to work agents!

DAKKA not DACA, okay?

That's rich coming from you.

>racist war criminal Winston Churchill
What in the goddamn fuck?

DACA GOES BAKA

OY VEYY GOYIM YOU LET THESE DREAMERS STAY OR ELSE IT'S ANNUDA SHOAH

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Probably. He is old and feeble.

NEW!

>”Get ISIS and go home”: Trump bucks Pentagon and State Department on ultimate US goal in Syria (archive.is/z6VVg)
>Supreme Court rules illegal immigrants can be detained indefinitely (archive.is/5qwFk)
>Sessions to open official DoJ probe into Obama’s FISA abuse (archive.is/ww51h)
>Federal judge rules against challenge to Trump border wall (archive.is/4mxCQ)
>Trump to order tariffs on steel and aluminum imports (archive.is/kmzqH)
>Jobless claims hit lowest level since 1969 (archive.is/xQS4a)
>Manufacturing in US expands at fastest pace since 2004 (archive.is/qePPf)
>U.S. Consumer Confidence Reaches Highest Level Since 2000 (archive.is/4tzLp)
>Trump saves $1.4 billion on new Air Force One (archive.is/rmeQD)
>ICE arrests 150 illegal immigrants after Democrat mayor sent out warning (archive.is/LyrzN)
>According to a new Heritage Foundation report, Trump has already completed a staggering 64% of his agenda (archive.is/CNpDi)
>The Florida Senate has voted to arm teachers instead of banning assault rifles (archive.is/EG1mV)
>The first batch of DACA permits have officially expired as of March 5th - no new DACA can be given - existing DACA can still be renewed, but the government does not have to process these applications (archive.is/AEQ7M)

All are degenerate alcohol drinkers except Trump

Oh wow, didn't even need to get to the Supreme fucking Court this time. Maybe the Jewdiciary can smell which way the wind is blowing with those hefty hebraic honkers after all.

This is sad but true.

JFK is a far cry from any modern democrat. He was a staunch anticommunist and was actually in favor of reducing taxes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

god finally. I got tired of fucking explaining that a fed judge, or even the SCOTUS itself cant rule to prevent an expiration, or rule to force a renewal. EOs are executive powers so long as they remain constitutional.

ehhh, is that just a looks thing or a dig on his blindness? I think Foghorn Leghorn's a better comparison

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It's amazing how much you people hate children.

Can't make a schedule without the left losing their shit

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He really made them angry with that dance.

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kek, is it time to travel?

>162911682
Which "you people" is that? The abortion clinics that literally kill them and grind them up for parts?

>Tranny boy gets BTFO again
Keep losing faggot.

Outside of Cities 76.5% of Americans are Native Born (2 American born parents) White European. 68% of Legal Citizens are white. 71% of Native born Americans are White.

So is the RNC avoiding a get out the vote campaign to avoid a GOP majority, negating any chance for Trump to act?

The RNC helped pay for the Steele dossier, they sent 16 other republicans against him before he got to Hillary. And during the debates they even considered replacing him.

They don't want his policies. They want the same thing dems want because they are bought and paid for by the same people.

So they'll "get complacent" and let the dems win, going back to the Obama era of nothing getting done except running up the debt. We should be worried.

Beinvenedios al Mexico

The frijole Apocalypse is upon us, ding dong.

>daca dreamers literally getting dragged into the street and shot

Will we ever stop winning?

GUN HAPPENING
GET IN HERE

And they say DACA didn't die today. Where is your non-god now, shills?

GOP GOTV has been fucking awful for at least a decade, probably more.

Serious question, is she fucking retarded? What good are US dollars in a shithole like Africa? Why is she promising their constituents a reward of fucking off to said shithole in exchange for getting their party back into power?

Honestly she sounds unstable user. My ex gf was like that. I miss her a lot but it was best that we split up. At the end of the day is she the kind of woman you want raising your children? When I could answer that I knew my decision. Also we had a similar age gap, I'm 29 and she was 33.

DOA

unrelated, but if my OS doesnt boot on load and has to repair roughly once per week, thats likely a problem with the ssd rather than the cpu, amirite?

ICE ICE BABY
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