I have an inspiring story to tell you faggots. And if you listen, you might just learn something. Now I don't claim I am a direct conduit to Lord our God, but I'd be damned if I didn't believe it.
I was born a man. Blind. Dumb. Stupid. Just like you. But one day I was out walking. Just walking. And Jesus came down and he said:
The Catholic church is a lie. Wherever 2 believers meet is the comunion. Seek god inside yourself.
can you go back to /reddit/ to post your stupid shit? thanks
Easton Robinson
beautiful communion. :)
Jayden Anderson
Look if those 2 nigger faggots feel the spirit of the Lord who cares? The bible was literally written by Roman bureaucrats in 300 ad. To keep slaves down. The Catholic church is the power continuation of that slave ideology. If you are a Catholic you are a self chosen slave.
But new wave "christian" churches are just as bad with nlp sermons. God is inside of you.
But that is dead fucking wrong. Jesus was a little dick when he was 12, read the bible.
Jesus is a great story, but the true story of god is in your heart.
Dominic Roberts
“Thus, a good man, though a slave, is free; but a wicked man, though a king, is a slave. For he serves not one man alone, but, what is worse, as many masters as he has vices.” – St. Augustine,City of God
Robert Brown
300 years after its creation the Catholic church changed Gods holy day
YES the Catholic church is a lie
Thomas Myers
All churches are a lie. Individual spiritualism is the way.
> sage
Landon Turner
Jesus didn't start the Catholic church. Peter's hubris started what you consider the church. And of course catholocism started at the council of nicea. Jesus said his church was wherever 2 believers gathered.
Hudson Martin
Never said he did.
Jace Hernandez
Last Friday on my porch, I apparently caught the preparation and conclusion of a felony narcotics transaction involving a man and two children under the age of ten. I only caught them because I was dropping off the $415 from the cable company who accidentally sent it to me because I actually owe them $430
Levi Butler
>has multimillion dollar mansion >preaches about christian values
Liam Morales
The Catholic Church and the holy see of Rome is the true Succession of St Peter, the rock that Jesus entrusted with the keys of the Kingdom of Heaven, that not even the gates of hell can prevail against. There is a reason the Bishop of Rome has carried on for 2000 years
Levi Peterson
Seriously, OP putting Joel Olsteen and his big box church pinterest sermons on level with The Church.
Get out of town, the Church is where it's at, even if it needs some CPR at the moment.
Robert Martin
>There is a reason the Bishop of Rome has carried on for 2000 years Yea the murders and wars
Josiah Hill
Imagine if he was really fat and ugly.
Single mums wouldn't be so moist if that was the case.
Jeremiah Phillips
Hell is not real We do not go to heaven until the Lord returns. The two things above have been twisted by the Catholic church to make people follow them, that is how they have survived, through fear.
The Church has been corrupted over the past 2000 years and is not what Peter had in mind. If you want to see what Peter had in mind for the church look at the S.D.A religion.
Anthony Clark
Nice blog post faggot. Back to rebbit with you. Sage
Tyler Myers
>are you insinuating that the catholic church was murdering everyone who disagreed with them... and no other country was involved in war... for 2000 years...
Hell is real
and if you dont repent from your heresy you will find out the hard way
Lucas Ortiz
Church is ekklesia in greek. (1577) in strongs concordance. It comes from ek (1537) and kaleo (2564) It literally means the called out of God. Thats how the church was in the wilderness in the OT. Because God called them out of egypt.
Cameron Perez
Nice teeth, joel;)
Ryder Green
The Mexicans got it right, sabado, Saturday is the Sabbath.
Jayden Powell
Peter had a big mouth. I think I like that guy.
Nicholas Martinez
Its bait. Joel and all his followers are getting just what they came for, nuttin' , bitches.
Tyler Martinez
Everything you know is a lie , you should worship on saturday not on sunday , the trinity is also made up by the romans , there was a true church they are called the waldenese , revelation is not about the end time , but its about how to find the true faith out of 200 denomination , the whore being the roman holy empire , the bride is the true church of christ....
who has a ear hears
Angel Lee
The church is the bride of Christ, however, he may divorce some of us before were through.
Ayden Kelly
I read it in his voice. Day made.
Kevin Richardson
>The Catholic church is a lie. Wherever 2 believers meet is the comunion. Seek god inside yourself. true
Carter Watson
>If you want to see what Peter had in mind for the church look at the S.D.A religion.
The seventh day adventist are false ellen white screwed that one up after confusing william miller with the end times
Cameron Adams
ARRUGHHH??
Camden White
The pork dodgers? The Great Dissapointment?
Christopher Martinez
No one gives a fuck about you gay Protestant heresy. Fuck off
Zachary Bell
We could use a second reformation.
Lucas Bell
The great dissapoitment was caused because people calculated revelation and ellen white would confirm the date and this destroyed everything. But the thing was william miller was close to the truth of the book of revelation but the end times were never the awnser , jesus will come as a thief ... but everyone just forgets about this
Jacob Ramirez
There is no mention of hell as the Catholic church states it in the Bible. Hell is Earth for 2000 years.
Yes, S.D.A church is also right.
What? I think you confused how the church started, the William miller thing was first and yeah before the church was founded (also embarrassing for poor William)
Owen Ortiz
Pork dodgers.. Cute. Kosher diet as stated in the Bible
Sebastian Harris
"Where ever two or more gather in my name, I will be in their midst."
Joshua Young
Ellen never confirmed Williams predictions
Nicholas Ward
>What? I think you confused how the church started, the William miller thing was first and yeah before the church was founded (also embarrassing for poor William)
William miller was the fist adventist he started the movement , other people convinced ellen white about saturday sabbath , that was her main focus , when everyone was dead she brought the doctrine of the trinity in the sda church like a trojan horse
James Martinez
No one knows the day or the hour the son of man cometh. If they set a date, it a safe bet it wont be then.
William Collins
Aaaaand another faggot who hasn't done his homework on Catholics, and doesn't make an argument, and is actually a humanist spiritualist (((deist))), a.k.a. fedora in disguise.
Safely ignore and slide the fuck out.
Robert Peterson
The great disappointment helped one of the foundations of the S.D.A church. After that date Ellen and the other s agreed that we should never predict when the Lord will return, even Ellen with her predictions never guessed when he would return.
The only thing she done wrong was be there at the site
Colton Kelly
no yes she did she said he should not change anything about pic related, and then created the doors closed doctrine
Where are you getting this from? I grew up a S.D.A
Lucas Evans
And they waited...and waited... and waited. Dispensationalisim was a modern , human invention. We aint got it quite right yet.
Jonathan Carter
I do not know what books you have read but she literally claimed that in her time people would be standing alive in the second comming,.
When that failed she simply blaimed it on not being enough faith , adventist always name jonah then.
ellen white is a false prophet send by the devil to screw up the movement what was very close to the truth
Ayden Bell
Joel has a very distinct pattern which is sophomore level nlp. Look it up. He is literally doing he can to put you in a trance. It's super easy to replicate once you understand it.
Read the full histroy of the church. You have confused the Miller movement with S.D.As Some members of his movement broke off to become the first Seventh day Adventists but not Miller himself.
Please provide evidence, manuscripts anything stating she agreed
Matthew Taylor
She saw the twin towers collapse... She is no false prophet
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Easton Allen
Greedy christcucks like this guy are one of the things turning people away from the Lord. How are people supposed to respect the Church when they see pic related?
Jaxon Reyes
never pray to god your bored. kek
Jacob Barnes
As opposed to the fucking pope? What about when they realize "the church" is made up of pope rules that contradict each other?
William Miller (February 15, 1782 – December 20, 1849) was an American Baptist preacher who is credited with beginning the mid-19th century North American religious movement known as the Millerites.
was he started his own movement he is the father of adventism, his work of revelation was hundred times better then ellens , als she stole all the ideas from other books that is why her books are actually good
Evan Cox
What surveillance? Deys a watcin' little ole me?
Hunter Stewart
lol yeah sure, good luck with that.
Yes some people took his message and continued on with the S.D.A church but you are saying HE started the church. He had no hand in the starting of the church they just used some of his teachings and made sure not to repeat his mistakes *Cough* predict the Lords return
Jayden Sanchez
Miller was NEVER and S.D.A Miller taught us some great scriptures Miller taught us some great lessons Ellen G whites is a prophet as her predictions have been coming true
Landon Cook
An S.D.A*
Jack Bailey
That is from her own writing william miller is like john the baptist preparing the way for the advent , you should read her works more critical this is from her early work
>With trembling, William Miller began to unfold to the people the mysteries of the kingdom of God, carrying his hearers down through the prophecies to the second advent of [230] Christ. With every effort he gained strength. As John the Baptist heralded the first advent of Jesus and prepared the way for His coming, so William Miller and those who joined with him proclaimed the second advent of the Son of God.
Lincoln Richardson
one predictions being true does not make a prophet read your bible
Jayden James
Yeah, I've read Jack Chick too. Wasn't he a hoot?
Grayson Peterson
And do we say John the Baptists formed the Catholic church? Or do we say John Helped guide people?
I already told you the Church does not predict the Lords return we prepare for it. The church took parts of the miller movement about the lords return not guessing when he will return.
Why are you so hell bent on thinking Miller was a major part of the Church? We took his good parts and removed the bad bits Get over it you crazy Dutch man..
Jonathan Johnson
>I already told you the Church does not predict the Lords return we prepare for it.
That is where adventism literally is about they predicted it multiple times and failed and after failure the created new doctrine
>Why are you so hell bent on thinking Miller was a major part of the Church? We took his good parts and removed the bad bits Get over it you crazy Dutch man..
Because you were to be the true church if you removed the trinity
Elijah Sanchez
why do all christcuck storys sound like they are told by some cultist? Oh wait...
Eli Johnson
Never knew about the shut door theory. However Ellen G white was still human, and we are prone to mistakes (even me)
I will agree the S.D.A church is not perfect, however it is the closest thing to how we should worship god as Christians (Saturday as Sabbath, Kosher diet etc) by following the bible rules.
I however do not go to church as they are all man made and are full of mistakes, I follow God almighty.
Christian Torres
Here you go if we start with links , she contradicts the bible and herself
>However Ellen G white was still human, and we are prone to mistakes (even me)
True but she was a prophet her work was amazing because she plagiarized most things , i do not know how much false teaching has gotten in to the church
Imagine being so cucked you trusted a bureaucratic government almost 2000 years old over your own consciousness.
Jordan Hughes
A lot of these preachers of religions use NLP to brainwash people with their trash. I was surprised that Joel fit the bill however because he just sounded a bit enthusiastic to me. Can you tell what are the most successful tricks of NLP?
Parker Hernandez
It's not easy to teach nlp in a post. His stop and starts at are basic cadence trance. And his power words at 5/8. It's just word music. The Catholics used it 1000 years ago in hymns, they just didn't know the science. Or maybe they did.
You can buy books on nlp at any bookstore. It's an established science.
Xavier Martin
>I however do not go to church as they are all man made and are full of mistakes, I follow God almighty.
Good for you me neither corruption gets trough any church , but i must agree of the mainstream churhes the seventh day adventist are the closest to the true church
Carson Myers
There's no true God but God and Jesus Christ is the savior He sent. Repent. Kirie Eleison!
Ayden Thomas
at least that's two niggers not getting Swedish roasties pregnant
Benjamin Foster
listen dont jus read on religion , read all of then and make your own choice dont let another man like you tell you how to live your life and if thats what you need then your doomed from birth