Muh tanks

>muh tanks
>muh nukes
step aside, the big boys have arrived

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china and russia btfo

>the f35 will put immense pressures on the pacific powers as they have nothing to deal with a jet that can bring so much to the field
looks like we PAX AMERICANA for another few decades

Retake the Spratly Islands Now. BTFO all of the Chink Pirates.

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yay so happy for israel

Budget overruns again and again, delays, probably corruption
But in the end, it does seem like you guys made a pretty decent plane. damn

>pretty decent
Most jets cant even detect it before the f35 is already engaging. The only other jet that can consistently pose a threat it is the Boeing jet that was competing against the f35, which has already been abandoned.

>Budget overruns again and again, delays, probably corruption
That was black budget money laundering mostly. Defense projects are often used for that.

Likely, PRISM's budget made up most of the "cost" of the F-35 program. But you'll never know that.

look at this sexy thing

F-22 is better looking.
Fighter pilots have the best job on earth.

Whoa that's too hot for Sup Forums user

F-22 is so amazing we don't sell it to anyone

I saw 2 of them up close at an air show in Memphis TN about 2 years ago. They are very sexy aircraft.

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>Fighter pilots have the best job on earth.
Aren't they high on amphetamines and pissing in Gatorade bottles 18 hours at a time?

That's basically truth.
There likely isn't an aircraft known to the general public that can outdo it at the role it has. I'm no fan of the government, but our military shit REALLY makes that a tough thing to hold onto.
I love military tech and "culture" or whatever you'd call it. It's fascism done right.

That just makes it better.
Imagine flying those things, high as fuck on speed, armed to the teeth with explosives and high-caliber machine guns.

Can't wait until WW3, honestly, just so we can finally use this shit as intended instead of bombing jihadist Toyotas

so its clear now that this plane is for UFO defense and not to combat human aircraft

>F-35
>big boy
More like soy boy

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looks more like science fiction

>taking off and landing on such a small runway
>no steam
>no ramps

That's pretty damn sweet.

Thank god the Boeing design lost.

I love the way the pilot is kinda raised up. Looks like hes holding the reigns of something

am i a deviant for being sexually aroused looking at this picture of two beautiful warbirds doing their dance of death

am i an aerosexual

help

this

The designer must be so proud at having built such a beautiful plane.

>stealth
>gets BTFO by 1950 ANTI AIR RUSKY SYSTEM
haahhahahahahahah
the f-35 is a piece of trash , made only to launder some money . F22 is superior

I remember watching a documentary on superweapons back in 2001 about muh F35 and Comanche stealth helicopter. One of the analaysts said the F35 would cost $30 million each LMAO and would be more capable than the F22

In hindsight we should have built another 200 F22 and developed the FB22 to replace the B52 and B2.

Lockshit wins again

Technically it's worthless.

F35 comes in at 90 million. F22 has 2 engines. Waste of $$$$ for ground attack roles.

Navy is F-35Cs. All this video shows is B models all day with basic bitch knowledge. Really activated my almonds. F-35 public news is so boring when you work in f-35 developmental testing. Wish I could tell you guys what I know. F-35 SAR capabilities combined with RCS really transform American airpower.

B model is what was deployed slick.

>i think hollywood is reliable source.
Great humor thread

Did you know that regardless of weather conditions or aircraft conditions the 35 fleet can land on the same spot within an area of a nickel on the carrier over thousands of landings?

science fiction is where the fun is
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Comparing missiles to planes, outside of the SR-71, isn't really fair.
But yes, the F-22 is vastly superior. The F-35 is great, for selling to Eurofaggots to recoup monies. It's great for them because it puts them into a class where they can bust Russian and Chinese balls(both of those countries cannot afford enough of their own stealth fighters to pose a threat to Euro F-35 squads).

Does it even HAVE a RCS? I know you couldn't say, but shit the thing seems made to absorb all radio wavelengths hitting it outside of the visual spectrum.

Wow. Useful. Not.
Remind me, its the plane that cant hit anything with its gun ? Yep it is. Useful for a ground attack plane.

The F-35 is a well-known scam. It can barely even fly in perfect conditions.

Amazing piece of engineering.
youtube.com/watch?v=X3vbPEtSbv0

YouTube title "US Navy has put together first ever f-35 aircraft carrier". Stop fishing for (you)s.

Marines have been IOC for two years. Navy one year. All that means is you're making a fight over nothing. Both branches are capable of deployment right now. My point was it talks about navy and shows Marines the entire video. Fuck off with your pointless diversion nigger kike.

The Bravo Variant has been the nightmare cost overruns. Alpha and Charlie birds are fine.

Thank BAE Systems (British-Socialist Company) parts for most of the fuck-ups.

Meant for

>wingspan
>35ft

Wait a second.. this things over twice as wide as an F16?

That thing vtol lands with the grace of a turd smacking a brick wall

Well all aircraft have an RCS (Radar Cross Section) it's how big they look on radar and how early they're picked up by radar. F-35 LO is damn impressive and the radar is fucking smart. It can auto manipulate so much shit. The lead engineers show me things it processes mid missions in control rooms.

God damn. That is fucking amazing.

And to truly answer your question yes it has a very small RCS but enemies will visually see it before picking it up on ground or air detection systems. Partially from LO and partially from that extraordinary SAR

>Thank BAE Systems (British-Socialist Company) parts for most of the fuck-ups.

Hey don't bring the British into this, they're your workers and R&D

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Harriers brick just as hard. youtube.com/watch?v=NNhyF1DHWjc

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wtf is that operational? how much energy?

I haven't looked into that data, would be interesting to learn. but BAE did a brilliant job with the fuel systems and OBIGGS

its called electro magnetic rail gun. could shoot that shit down in a nano second

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>science fiction is where the fun is

Fuck you. BAE Systems royally fucked up the aerogel insulation used in all 3 variants that caused all production models for all buyers (130 or so at the time) to be recalled and need to be gutted and refurbed costing our taxpayers 1.8 billion because you wankers fucking pour tins of Boddington's down your fucking production lines because you're fucking Commies shits who I WISH we would nuke "On Accident."

BAE USA or BAE Britain?

nah thats just fiction

It will be operational. We're talking 10s of kilowatts of power, maybe 100s.

I thought OBIGGS was supplied by Air Liquide in Mass.

step aside amerimutt

even with all that bounding, the harrier looks like it takes it well. It flows with the bounce, so to speak. The F-turdy5

... As soon as I typed that my house started shaking like fucking nuts... I-Im s-sorry F-35 senpai!

Wait, it was the Aerogel?
lul. How do you fuck up Aerogel?

>airforce
nice meme

BAE is BAE. It's a fucking cunt of a wanker Aerospace firm that makes Northrop Grumman look competent these days.

Grumman was good, Northrop survived on Gibs. BAE is the current welfare recipient of Gibs and I would rather fucking deal with Antonov than BAE.

>BAE is BAE.

Lol but it's not though, even you know what a subsidury is

Face it BAE USA fucked up not BAE GB, you angry little twat lol

Leave it to BAE to fuck up aerogel. Those cunts can't even manufacture a sonar that can hear a fucking Whiskey engine plant without stolen (yes, they stole it via Six) sonar designs from us.

Ah, so you guys finally got your 1.5 trillion dollar plane off the ground?

Lol you're probably a cunt who goes wew BAE Railguns USA USA USA, but then disown BAE USA when there's a fuckup lol

Nope BAE Systems Britain was in charge of the aerogel, along with 80-88% of the other parts that fuck up. You're BAE System Britain is the fucking Chav of the Military-Industrial Complex right now. I'd rather trust a Soviet-era bore sight on a 120mm tank main gun for calibration than trust a bore site made for a Challenger-II by BAE.

>Nope BAE Systems Britain was in charge of the aerogel

I'd love to see proof of that

But seriously though, have you had a bad day?

I hope they only let whites fly it...

Not wanting and enjoying shit getting blown up is unAmerican. America is a killing machine and has been since it's inception. It's what we do best. 2,000 years of European war and destruction concentrated into one country. The ultimate weapon. Kikes or no kikes.

Rail Guns are a joke right now. You get seven firings -eight if you're lucky- before the entire drive bus of copper is fused and needs to be replaced.

Christ, I wouldn't even want to be on an Astute-class submarine going from Barrow-in-Furness to Scapa Flow if it was towed on the surface. I assure you, those fish are death traps for every line officer in HMRN.

Okay, if your so in the know tell us about the cool quantum weapons tests in 2004 and what the USAF really means by 'Network Centric Warfare'

lol why are you so angry?

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>But seriously though, have you had a bad day?
Yeah, I had to deal with paperwork involving BAE Systems on our project and size-up and assess the $400 million dollar setback they caused us this week.

It's actually an exponential scaling. I might be dealing with $2 billion in resources expended by Friday.

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Wow that animation is amazing. That could have won an oscar in 1975 for special effects.

lol ok lad

But how do you feel about gun control, welfare, and immigration?

what's the point of all these special moves when a missile will just hit it in 2 seconds

WW2 was the peak of aerosex, with the notable exception of F-14

Radial engines are pure orgasm

By the end of this month, the GAO will have to release a report about this. I can't say much right now other than gripe about my hate for BAE but it will involve a serious grievance in a joint naval project that has a serious issue the Chinks and Russkies are already taking advantage of.

The maneuverability is certainly impressive. But I've been an airplane nerd for decades and watched every fighter jet documentary I can find. The one golden rule of dogfighting is to keep your airspeed up. Conservation of energy is key. All these crazy maneuvers bleed off all the airspeed and make the jet a sitting duck.

Sure it might be able to get into a great firing position against a single target. But then it is totally fucked if there are any of the target's wingmen nearby.

Moves like that only make sense in a pure 1 vs 1 dogfight which never happens.

Navy's win wars

Ok m8, for someone dealing with billions in resources you should probably give Sup Forums a miss today and do some paperwork or something

are you on meds?

Are you the same one who is doing this pasta in all the threads? If so, and if not so, fuck off nigger. The "racism" you have been taught to "see" in the real world is all fake. There is real racism here and it is great so get out of here nigger.

Tonight technically started my 'weekend.' I don't report for duty again until Wednesday. I'm '3rd Shift,' as it were. I have to report my report to a DUS of the SECDEF on Wednesday that our "Greatest Ally" royally fucked up a classified system and that NATO's worst enemies know how to defeat it.

I'm not on meds, I'm on proper Scotch; an 18 year old Glen Sister.

China already have the sea f 35.

>our "Greatest Ally" royally fucked up a classified system

Ok m8, sorry about that i'll let the queen know, it's 06:17 right now so she's sprobably still in bed right now, i'll leave her a voicemail

What the fuck happened to F-22s?

How the fuck can it land like that? What kind of space magic is this?