/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - REAL MILF HOURS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Marlon Bundo Gets Some Exercise 3/5/18
youtu.be/hpEqwt2ocdM
>Pres Trump meeting w/Bibi 3/5/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greeting the yahus 3/5/18
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>VP Pence @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets the Baltics 3/5/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>LaborSec Acosta @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>VASec Schulkin @NAC Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/oWwt18gBjKc
>UN Amb Haley @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>EdSec DeVos @School Officers Conference 3/5/18
c-span.org/video/?442005-1/ pt1
c-span.org/video/?442005-2/ pt2
c-span.org/video/?442005-3/ pt3
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/5/18
youtu.be/ctmgkGEOKI4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #28 (Lara) 3/3/18
youtu.be/Jn3xZGsuuNY
>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
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STAY AWOO MY FRENS!

>go camping once
>Ch-Niggers
never again

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Prove you're here legally

Chick in green looks like if Sarah Huckabee lost weight

How long until the next big happening? i say 4 months

Its obvious why Trump dumped this clown but I feel bad for him; the full weight of the federal govt is coming down on his head all because the democrats are so assblasted over losing.

youtu.be/P_dKWO8eHWM

ignore the gay captions
that pic made me kek

i can't legally stay in the US, but i'm white so i hope my application works out

>valentine's day episode
Not drunk enough to post the rare, but keep trying maybe tomorrow

Whats your threshold for big happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=hpEqwt2ocdM

>Be chubby daughter of the Vice President of the United States
>Can't even get 100 views

TRIASSSSSH

>no room to turn around and abort if shit goes wrong
fuck that shit with a rusty cactus

*farts on your thread*

Like a terror attack or something

i left my ID at home pls don't deport

mine is +500 kc

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Now imagine doing it underwater.

always an odd sense of pride when someone posts something i've hatted

>1 dislike
HOW DARE THEY

CUZ IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERIBRAPP
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW (((THEY'RE))) FREE
AND I WONT FORGET THE WHITES WHO DIED
WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO GAYS
AND I PROUDLY STAND UP
NEXT TO PUTIN
AND DEFEND DRUMPF TO THIS DAY
CUZ THEIR AINT NO DOUBT I LOVE ISRAEL
GOD BLESS THE JEW.S.A.

A big happening is defined as at least 10 small happenings at one location or in one organised attack. A small happening is define as:

- 2 school children getting shot*
- 4 adults getting shot*
- 3 humans getting run over by a truck of peace*

*Note that Africans are defined by US law as being 3/5th of a person

It's a nice feeling. I saw something I made here pop up on another board before.
>an none of you fags will ever admit which one of you posted it on /cm/

OH GOD WE JUST GOT BTFO

Kellyanne Conway would easily be posted here 500+ times in a few months

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>march on US capitol
>scream in a foreign language for more gibs and free shit
>get BTFO
today was a good day. serious question though, what the fuck is the deal with amnesty? if the president can unilaterally grant amnesty for a law, couldn't he do it for any law? couldn't he right a standing amnesty order that pretty much invalidates any law? wouldn't that make him a king?

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Pence is proud dad

wow they're trying a new play...

Hmmmmm

Post pics of your tiny penis instead.

I'll keep my wide open midwestern plains thank you very much.

guaranteed it was the gay aussie or the gay kiwi. 9 out of 10 times when Im forced to bust out the Pence pics, its in response to our two resident homos

>every trump thread
>tons of anime pictures
>calling people "user"

Yep seems about right youre all sad pathetic gay virgins who watch anime

toll status:

>not "i'll FORGET the whites who died"
fucking brainlet

and you're a sad pathetic retard that thinks his opinions matter

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nope

Dealing with Skinwalkers and Wendigos > living around niggers > cave shit >UNDERWATER cave shit

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i wanna say toll,but doesn't look particularly white

i guess
>tfw none of those grills at the range on tinder liked me

Someone tell Sam

I'll create an app called Hornet which requires you to have a gun in your photo or you get banned and it better not be a weak faggy gun either

>can't find something that rhymes with me
0/10 you can do better

god damn it Sup Forums. your autistic op. and yyour canadian. your required to kill 3 shit skins

youtube.com/watch?v=tIeEotdOVew

>Sarah is fat
>Corey is an idiot
>Comey is horrible
>Page is a creep
>Mueller is asshole for wasting my time

Is there a bigger alpha than Sam Nunberg alive?

What happened to DACA?

I approve of this.

looks like you'll have to range ban every australifag and califag then

>its in response to our two resident homos
the american gosling posters are worse, if anyone has a discord it's those fucks

ALEWDMENT!

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This user has his priorities straight. Cave shit can be fun if it's open enough to forgive fucking up but mobility is what keeps anons alive if SHTF

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>baby need Trump/FLOTUS

>end joe

What was it?

>gun manufacturers and gun groups not getting put together events and giving guns away for free

OY VAY,BUT THE SHEKELS ARE TO GOOD DURING A SECOND AMENDMENT SCARE

Ok, let's play devil's advocate here. Let's suppose you really are terrified of all guns and would not wish to date a gun owner. Wouldn't them placing a gun in their pic make it clear and obvious that they're not the one for you, and you can clearly swipe no and move on? As opposed to going on a few dates before you find out they're a gun enthusiast?

It's like those roasties who have their half black kid in their tinder profile pic. You've got to respect the fact they're honest about it, so if you don't want to raise another man's son you don't waste your time getting to know them

The picture I posted.

This is now a Hogg thread.
Post your best memes of /ourtwink/

>Dana will never do this to you

jdimsa

>lewd melania
>dick bears

well that will be a sausage-fest

are those labels that say "have harmful chemicals that cause cancer" actually true or is it just stupid bullshit?

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TOO LEWD, that's how you get a vacation and I end up baking despite my many many claims I'd never do so

fixed the sign for you

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Like NZ's gun laws are that much better

Bumbling fools!

>not posting the better version

Why does Trump hire people like Nunberg? I thought he only hired the best?

Their last tweet.

Is choke slamming women trad?

Massive ICE hiring going on. Everyone's getting a TSL. They're looking for 10000 ICE officers

>tfw you want to touch her gun

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Chinese summer schools

>black mom

Why exactly do you think we hated Onigger as much as we do?

which one of us can own an ar-15

Oh okay. Wasn't me. But I've notice some crossposting between here and there.

Yeah, they're called 'carcinogens' for a reason.

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slapping, spanking, and dirty talk is fine as long as it's in the bedroom

>implying women don't like modeling with things they don't understand
You would be able to come down to HQ and take a picture with one from our collection however in return you would have to sacrifice some of your blood to our pagan god

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>dick bears
>pic semi (hue) related

Fucking Marlins.

>Marlon Bundo

You can’t operate in heels, but I’d smash for sure.

I'm pretty sure the jew is here too to take over