/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Marlon Bundo Gets Some Exercise 3/5/18
youtu.be/hpEqwt2ocdM
>Pres Trump meeting w/Bibi 3/5/18
youtu.be/BGMgqEEIpI4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greeting the yahus 3/5/18
youtu.be/kJM-7Uo5W08
>VP Pence @AIPAC 3/5/18
c-span.org/video/?442007-1/
>SoS T-Rex meets the Baltics 3/5/18
youtu.be/g4m2JjPpGN8
>HSDSec Nielsen @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/V7_BCvs8s3A
>LaborSec Acosta @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/TVlDaTjJ0D0
>VASec Schulkin @NAC Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/oWwt18gBjKc
>UN Amb Haley @AIPAC 3/5/18
youtu.be/JBpcG2Sx-rM
>EdSec DeVos @School Officers Conference 3/5/18
c-span.org/video/?442005-1/ pt1
c-span.org/video/?442005-2/ pt2
c-span.org/video/?442005-3/ pt3
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/5/18
youtu.be/ctmgkGEOKI4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #28 (Lara) 3/3/18
youtu.be/Jn3xZGsuuNY
>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
youtu.be/wN7KHWdyrbI
>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
youtu.be/yMAcJ7wi3Zs
>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
youtu.be/e2QJ3wfl1HU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
youtu.be/x1egntwjNAo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
youtu.be/KX7e2bs03yA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/qrsjxnpkDj0

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MAGA

Do you want to touch my feet and MAGA, Darling?

>It's the night of January 20th, 2017
>Trump is officially the President of the United States
>Him and Melania finally get to fugg in the White Hosue
Where and How does Trump do it?

a pop tart is a sandwich.

Is he redpilled or blackpilled?

ILLEGAL JEWS BEING DEPORTED!

That photo is inaccurate; the canon has established she doesn't wear panties.

He's a Jew so he's one of the machines.

Boomer here.

Im ready to argue facts and politics when you are. I will not however engage is so called world wide web "flame wars"

But is ravioli a sandwich?

Don’t start with the degeneracy

If you aren't enjoying it by 3 I don't really know what to tell you. The Halloween episode was pretty cute.

>3:28 am
>Have to be at work in less than 5 hours
>Should I attempt to get some sleep
>or just take some speed

I thought deportation was only an exclusive for us
:(

Jews are evil and Hitler was right.

proofs? pics preferred of course

This nunberg stunt is pretty interesting.
Now anything he says will be thrown out of court due to being unreliable.
Makes for a good show though, wonder if people on the left will catch on.

>it's up 40%
let me educate you anons right quick: this is manipulation via statistics. Being up 40% just means that X increased to Y by 40% of X. But to retards, they just see numbers and assume that statement means there is 40% single motherhood in the white community. Don't let retards and/or normies get the wrong idea about the world we live in, learn to identify (((manipulation))) and call it out to help your fellow americans

Four hours sleep is better than none.

Why must you be like this

Release the UFO files Trump, you cannot hide them forever. Hillary promised to release them if elected, why won't you?

Where's the word cloud for the burger thread
Kekd

EVERYBODY'S GETTING KICKED OUT!

you are a 15-32 year old male shitposting user
you are not a boomer

stay up for the next thread please OP -- I'd like to try my hand at baking since im awake and I don't want to wageslave tomorrow but i'd feel a lot better knowing there's someone here who can bake properly in-case i fuck up majorly..
>i hope i don't drop the hot pot tonight fuck

No one is buying this larp dude. Give it a rest.

>mfw I am a poo in loo and the average daily temperature is a mean 112F
I actually usually score around 140, and why the fuck are you so butthurt over being called out for not knowing grammar? Nobody expected anything more from (you).

Pick it up.

He's jewish. Just because he's a jew who doesn't agree on one particular degeneracy doesn't make him a hero. Wow, big deal -- Owen's blacklisted from the other in the hole jews. He still is who he is.

Judaism is not heresy, pal.

Ecchi is not degeneracy. Baby boomers are degeneracy. Post ecchi. Lynch baby boomers and give their assets to the Salvation Army and the Association for Retarded Citizens.

>[grinding noises stop]
HUH?

well i'll keep watching cause i like the trouble these lolis cause but when do the new episodes come out again? my memory a shit

You should restart your sleep-rythme by only taking one hour of sleep.
It works wonders

Will he give amnesty to the ETs

I thought this was our love/hate relationship
deporting spics man
it was our thing
what happened

>Whites are becoming blacks
never seen such an openly right wing kike before

Are you the alchemist?

sunday but they are up to episode 9 now.

thats what you get for posting girls from a shit anime

No promises but I'm working on some of my seasonal backlog so I may be around.
Nigger what the fuck.

Trump can't spell

Too lewd for /ptg/, try Sup Forums.

Ofcause not

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The outsourcers have been outsourced, sorry.

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>LOWEST RATED oscars ever
>20% drop from 1 year ago

OY VEY

Sunday.

MEAT TRUMPS STEAK
>what was meant by this?

>oh deer
lmao

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wtf I want to play Kingdom Come now

>jew immigrants effected
Lmao gtfo sheyloks

Gotta wonder how low it goes before they cancel it.

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y-yea..

Shinzo Abe created the most red pilled anime though, user -- forget about the popularity and look into it (like how Hiro sees beyond the horns, user)
>captcha wanted a sign and the sign was Lupin :-DD

Fuck yes! I love autism collages!
>and I made it in yet again

I actually went back and read that entire conversation. You're right in his misuse of that first question mark, as autistic as that may be. (Here comes the grammatical error by starting a sentence with a conjunction) But since you pointed out that you're a poo in loo, I have to break out my nukes for fun.

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these threads are the most cancerous thing ever to hit Sup Forums and the lot of you larping faggots ought to fuck off back to the donald

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>the autism collages are made by the schizo gook posting ban evading retard

I don't know how to feel about this

Jokes on (you) I'm from the coastal area on the top of the 2nd A in Andhra Pradesh. /comfy/ as fuck.

updated. thank (you)

please be around cause you'll be the emergency baker -- i don't think there are bakers in this thread atm
>I don't want a (embed)[embed] disaster user

plot twist

I enjoy your work.

>frogposter complaining about cancer

they sure are

>5 years gone in the blink of an eye
Make it stop

Hello fellow redd*tor, nice to see you join the debate

this is why Americans hate us user. what the fuck is wrong with you

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>2020 election is closer than 2016 election.

Realtalk why can Shadman only draw one face?

just watched the Nunburg CNN thing... I think I know who is behind all of this

Kek this one's great

Fucking kek. I'm gonna go grab some of that deer jerky I told you about. You want some?

They're pretty good, please keep making them

I came across a curious picture on this website providing an interesting fact. Donald Trump may be closer to the Russians than most of us even realize.

You don't scare me. The truth will be revealed.

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Don't remind me

LEAF

No because it would probably be ruined during the shipping.

I sure hope you know what you are doing, user.

Course, you make drug use look like an art form.

One trick pony

that depends, is there grass on the field?

Same-face is a common curse among artists.

>when the government finally fucking doesn't spend all the money it's allocated
braise geg.

oh for fuck's sake now I have to delete what I saved

Well fugg, I haven't nuked there yet so I can't post the image. Guess that's why you're still posting...

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This thread is really reminding me of old Sup Forums if you get my meaning.

>TFW cianiggers in the thread

Thanks!

>tfw my late night comment goes into these autistic, beautiful creations