/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I DO IT FOR (YOU) EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Marlon Bundo Gets Some Exercise 3/5/18
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>Pres Trump meeting w/Bibi 3/5/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greeting the yahus 3/5/18
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>VP Pence @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets the Baltics 3/5/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>LaborSec Acosta @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
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>VASec Schulkin @NAC Conf 3/5/18
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>UN Amb Haley @AIPAC 3/5/18
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>EdSec DeVos @School Officers Conference 3/5/18
c-span.org/video/?442005-1/ pt1
c-span.org/video/?442005-2/ pt2
c-span.org/video/?442005-3/ pt3
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/5/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #28 (Lara) 3/3/18
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>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
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DID I DO IT RIGHT??

holy cow i think it came out properly... anons please confirm quality

>Baking a 1 am thread at 280 posts
But otherwise yes

>tfw i know how to bake bread which means i can provide when no one else can
you are the best, anons -- this is why i do it. no more freeloading!! take note!!!

Impeachment soon.

What is wrong with Sam?

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Omedetou.

MAGA

Imsleepment soon

>when you don't have game
>You have anti-game
>And your anti-game is strong as fuck

I hate him because I hate myself.

nn frens.
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>title checks out
>pastebin (yes I, and I alone, actually read it) checks out
>previous link checks out
You did fine, just work on the timing. Late at night you don't really need to even post it until 295+.

again

>she
I know your true nature now.

That was a little painful to watch.

I cherrypick my IDF sluts so there's that. Also all the military age ones serve shorter years in the army so they're all 18-20 years old. Plus there's always been a lot of Russian hookers in Israel and I think some are descended from them. Overall though, Israeli Jews are much better looking than American ones, although the rich ones here try to hide it with plastic surgery.

Anti-game...
is that what they call it..
hehe...hmm..

nn

Why is everyone talking about this Sam Nurenberg guy

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Oni is by all definitions a she

God I wish that was me

He gave the fake news media lots of sound bites, they've been having lots of fun twisting his words and lying.

>American ones
There is now such thing as an American Jew, only a Jew in America

there is nothing to know other than what i posted, user. go to bed, it's late for you

Former campaign adviser who sounds drunk/high as fuck making silly comments

*no*

>hurr why so afraid to name the jew
It's not all jews, and a real patriot would rather see 100 guilty men go free than 1 innocent man hang.

>durr name the perp
The Federal Reserve and expanded welfare state. If we strictly followed the Constitution, there would be no room for kikery. Why then do people want to go full Nazi and abandon American heritage? It's because white Americans don't understand the value of their inheritance; they take it for granted like a spoiled child. It takes a non-white American like me, Pajeet, to appreciate the true power of the US Constitution and Bill of Rights.

I'm okay with this

>posting the edited version

...god's cruelest thing was to make it so caring about girls made them like you less

People don't share their cultures anymore because they fear being called racist for knowing about their heritage, fren

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He got shitfaced on-air and told Mueller to suck a dick.

>first line in the series that isn't him talking about eating
>industrial dump of spaghetti

Only cucks.

Remember what they stole from you -- We can easily change that considering the simple fact that this board is truly the most diverse, eclectic """melting pot""" of ideas shared across so many weirdo anons that it literally makes normies sick. Lets be the change

morons

And people who don't want to get kicked out of their dorm/house

>be me
>go to periscope looking to chat with a girl
>find a hot one in Canada
>she is flashing tits
>she has like 30 viewers named Mohamed

Just

>he visits the honeypot known as Periscope

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I suppose it's hard being white these days. You should stop listening to institutional handlers so much, (((they))) seem not to have your best interest at heart.

Although it's a little faggy, i agree.
We should be the change we want to see, even if it does tend to ostracise one from wider society

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FUCK

>tfw made it into this hot mess first try 2 times in a row

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Just sell it as AnCap. AnCap is the most defensible political ideology there is.

It could, and it shall. Here are some more anti-game behaviors and traits:

- Constantly remind her how happy you are to be with her.
- Laugh at your own jokes.
- Laugh uproariously at her “jokes”.
- Feed her need for gossip.
- Put up with her shit an order of magnitude more frequently than she puts up with your shit.
- Ask yes or no or one-word answer type questions.
- Act contrite when she catches you checking out her body.
- Stare, look away, stare, look away, stare, look away.
- Ask her if she has a condom.
- Cuddle her so long that she is the one to first start wriggling free.
- Hold in farts around her until your colon bursts.
- Fidget, talk fast, mumble, lean in, babble tiresomely like a girl who has a heavy emotional burden to unload.
- Talk incessantly about the state of the relationship.
- Whine about how hard life is.
- Betray too much enthusiasm when she tells you about something cool she did.
- Act impressed with her educational credentials or career success.
- Sympathize with her bitching about badboy exes.
- Get wrathfully jealous every time she checks out a dude or talks about another guy.
- Say crap like “I don’t deserve you” with sincerity.
- Be a kitchen bitch.
- Drop everything you like to do, to do everything she likes to do.
- Wanly smile when she denigrates you to her friends.
- Resort to saying “I suppose you’re right” every time she accuses you of some character defect.
- Constantly, and insipidly, ask her if she “likes it this way” during lovemaking.
- Forget the art of plain old fucking.
- Buying girls drinks
- Muck up cold reads until they sound like interrogations.
- Show up more than five minutes early for dates. (She doesn’t have to know about this, but it will be written all over your body language.)

- Go for the night-ending kiss, get denied, follow up by shouting at her as she’s leaving that you’ll call her. Make it a promise.
- Skip on the way home after a “successful” date that did not end in sex.
- Apologize for infractions she has not even accused you of.
- Support feminism. Make a big show of it.
Ingratiate yourself to her. (Example: “Porn is disgusting. I’d never watch it.”)
- Know a little too much about the TV wasteland, articles in the Style section of any major newspaper, or women’s fashion.
- Make breakfast for her after the first night together.
- Follow her from bar to bar.
- Join her plans instead of inviting her to join your plans.
- Agree to meet her friends before you have sexed her. (Note: this can be pulled off if you have very high value or tight game, and you are certain sex is an eventual given.)
- Wait in the exact same spot for her to return after she has told you she’ll be gone for ten minutes. Talk to no one while waiting.
- Pine over, or disparage, your ex on a first date.
- Listen to her intently when she talks about her exes.
- Always follow her conversational lead. Never veer off the path she lays out, or start your own path.
- Touch her hair too soon.
- Sit with your legs crossed. (Acceptable only if you are an office executive.)
- Sweat profusely from anything other than vigorous exercise, sex or fighting.
- Eagerly say yes to every one of her requests. (“No” is a powerful male attractant. The mere utterance of it can electrify vulvae.)
- Be hopelessly indecisive.
- Fail every shit test in spectacular fashion. (Example: vehemently deny you are the thing she says you are.)

There are many more anti-game tells, but I’ll stop for now. You should get the gist.

oh user how i miss thee

Anti-game is the suite of low-value male characteristics that actively repulses girls. It is a constellation of insecure, approval-seeking behavior that is a leading indicator the man behaving in such a way is a loser, and worse, believes he is a loser. Anti-game is distinguishable from no-game by the proactive and accelerated nature of its tendency to trigger disgust in women. A no-game-having beta can sometimes obliviously motor through a pickup if the girl he is hitting on is low value herself, or finds him peculiarly attractive, and thus more likely to forgive his lack of charm. But an anti-game-having beta will actually cause an incipient attraction a girl may have for him to quickly dissipate. Anti-game is the equivalent of a monkey throwing feces in the face of a prospective mate.

Anti-game, by the way, is a great method for manipulating a girl to break up with you so you don’t have to do the dirty work.

>You should stop listening to institutional handlers
If one truely listenes to (((them))), then you're lost from the start.
But seriously though, if you voice your opinion a little to loud you get fired from all major business' in Europe.

jesus christ this is autism

I don't like being deceived like that. This is the last (You) you will ever collect from me you fucking schizo.

not faggy at all (well i guess) but we shouldn't hold back on explaining what makes our histories so rich and unique; don't you know they want us all """homogenized and brown""" so we can fit their molds?? i'm not even a /his/torian or even a /lit/ fag but we shouldn't bite our tongue anymore when it comes to describing what made us great and how we can even improve on it. our time is fleeting, user and we (yes, even (you)) shouldn't waste it with silly D&C tactics or the like

so whats up with this tariff business? does this stuff make sense? what do the jews think of tariffs?

>be you
>drink soy by the gallon

You have not been in many European circles have you?

Nothing wrong with that
Who doesn't need a little honey now and then to sweeten your life

ancaps are a bit nutty, don't you think?
>my friend is unironically a AnC and w0w i should record his thoughts for you.. just wew

>when it hits a little too close to home

what is with this weirdly feminine baker who just showed up out of nowhere

it's disturbing

I'm going to repost this in the morning to steal all the (you)s

something is off about it
I dont like it

(((Coincidence )))

>stop this idea of me being feminine -- I wanted to bake last weekend but I got too drunk damnit

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Nope, most of my life experiences come from Hong Kong, China, Japan, Singapore, Texas and New York. My best friends are Texan rednecks if that counts.

No; your friend is just bad at explaining AnCap. If you're curious, feel free to ask.

does /ptg/ stand with the farmers of South Africa?

>youtu.be/a7flWOBtoCM

>mfw the baker is a trap

Oh, I don't beat around the bush about my opinions, all my friends know about my belives and my stances.
I do also try and inform my close friends about all the latest happenings, and slowly but surely turn them into the ideal "culture-warriors".

If you want to enrich me with your culture, then i suggest we do it some where else than on this board. And maybe we should wait to after Im done with my classes, seeing as Im really bad at multitasking

I feel like something is up
anyone else feel it

Just accept it.

what could it be?

no one cares about this faggot anymore comrade

absolutely, user because everyone thinks i can give bob and vagene when i'm not a girl and i'm more into (you)'s ofc. He believes in:
>open trade across every border
>thinks state-ists are going to get the rope
>says friedman got it right
>eventually circles back to the '''free-market''' stance where the world is ruled by people acting as "pawn shops"
I can hardly get over that desu

or worse

the enteral estonian shill

crosspost it here, it's slow and it's approaching 6 am soon so nothing big is happening

i'm more worried about international zogbots crippling the armed whites :-\

>Hong Kong, China, Japan, Singapore
So what, you're not natively American?

To explain why you would not be able to mask your belives as ancap.
It's the same issue as with trying to discuss gun laws with Americans, it's a deviceive issue is what im trying to say.
Even if it's something as tame as ancap's

I don't trust this baker showing up acting like a super stereotypical female and just starting to bake all the sudden

AESTHETIC/10

How would YOU stop gun massacres?

>free and open trade
Is mathematically optimal.

>state-ists should get the rope
They should.

>friedman got it right
For the most part.

>people acting as pawn shops
??

Well okay then.
So to start things out, do you know about janteloven?

my god, is this trolling? I was lurking for ages and 1 week ago I asked chinkers for tips and a kind user gave me tips on how to bake. I ended up going out and forgetting about my promise -- ff to now and i've actually learned how to bake and you're getting upset? what the fuck user

I'm an American-born pajeet and I worked in East Asia for a while for an investment bank.

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>566 thousand views
what is wrong with you people?

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this feels ironic

> How would YOU stop gun massacres?
In schools? Armed security and armed staff, metal detectors at the doors of the schools in bad neighborhoods.

yeah it always gets awkward when a chick hangs out with a bunch of guys

I'd say "No. Stop. I have a dingo and it will eat your baby. Don't make me use it."

>an investment bank.

Just keep on baking. Thanks for that.

>you're getting upset
>what the fuck user
A real boy would have said "fuck you nigger"; that's why everyone thinks (you) are a
>she

Where do you think Trump writes his morning tweets? In bed with nudie Melania?