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What's the best thing to reincarnate as and why is it a skeleton?

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What's a list of weird, inane or zany things people have reincarnated into in jap novels?

Gargoyle is best reincarnation everything else sucks

Off the top of my head:

Skeleton
Slime
Goblin (Some actual goblins others just green humans)
Hot Spring
Sword
Panties
Vending Machine
Dragon

But skeletons don't have dicks, man.

So what? Being a skeleton lets you just hide under a rock indefinitely, because you don't need to eat and you live forever. In that time you could master magic. Skeleton is objectively the best choice.

If there's any level system you could kill a rat a year and eventually reach level cap because screw mortality.

Adding to your post because you forgot a bunch

Spider
Orc (both pig and regular kind)
Demon
Werewolf
A bunch of the different iconic undead like vampires
Dungeon Core

Dungeon core reincarnations are so disgustingly lazy. at least reincarnate as the boss of the dungeon and interact with your underlings without using menus

Assuming the world doesn't end by then because local demon lord or god.

This was essentially my problem with this show as well.

He should be able to at least like astral project a normal human body to enjoy harem time with his demon servants

Lazy dungeon master was so good though. I stopped reading and forgot where I left off, but it was sometime after Getting the weak vampire girl as a supervisor, and accidentally staring at her breasts when he was staring at the menu.

One of these is distinctly different from all the others.

You just need to get a magic dildo and you're good to go. exhentai.org/g/1041725/feb16d53b8/

Nothing because isekais are boring garbage

A fuckin' DRAGON.

Skeletons are the greatest.

>not reincarnating into a baby and staying that way for the entire series

That's not how you spell Goblin, pleb.

>But skeletons don't have dicks, man.
Dude why do you think called boners ?

Cause they got a bone

fucking retards on this board honestly.

momonga a cute. CUTE

...

Reincarnated as fly or mosquito when?

Ok, how do we make that OP? The MC levels up so much that he's a dragon sized fly or mosquito? or does he just become a shitty ass furry?

Perhaps it can power up depending on the type of blood it sucks. I'd rather it stays small and stores blood in some extra-dimensional space

>I'd rather it stays small
In that case does he get a clone or swarm skill? Maybe he can get a needle/straw that can pierce the heavens. He could also spread poisons and diseases.

the list can be split a few ways

Maybe get a human body that can become a swarm of mosquitos.

Slimes are the best though.
You can eat a fucking deity-tier dragon if you're a slime.

>that recent chapter where he eats the orc lord

Do you know what that means? Mosquito dick.

>Slim and soft Battle Slave hates her bulging (not really) muscles even tho masta killa likes the strong hardbody.

What did they mean by this?

I thought there was a mimic/Randoseru one already, but then I remembered that it was an idea from an old thread. Still surprised there hasn't been an mc iskeaied as a mimic though.

Well I think that's about where it peaked (probably the raid on the volcano dungeon)

There was one isekai where a guy reincarnated with the power to mimic people's forms, so that is kinda close.

An impoverished human noble with some small patch of land near the wilderness.

It went downhill after that arc, though.

Bear
Dragon Egg
Tree
Pantsu

A Polar Bear, apparently...

It's only been like 5 chapters since that arc, though, unless the manga is an adaptation of a LN I don't know about. The next arc's hardly even started.
I wish he'd stay in his slime form more often, though. The not-girl body's less cute.

Well, I read the WN. It's been a year since I last read it (dropped it because I got bored), so I might be wrong.

you are right OP, now we need to decide what is the best type of skeleton

>ghost skeleton with top hat, flight and breakdancing living in the spooky tomb, nemesis dracula

>best thing to reincarnate as
obviously a cute girl skeleton [\spoiler]

It's a thing already.
novelupdates.com/series/the-strongest-wingless-gargoyle/

Big McLargeHuge is the first time I see a dude say "nah, cya princess, my job is done".

>goblin

Its almost like i dont have either

No. You are right, i also dropped some time ago because it just keeps getting boring

Skeletons are only alright if they are op gary stus. Otherwise they are boned.

>normal skeleton with a pirate hat that can time travel and has magnetic bones, lives in a skeleton cave and fights vampire arsonist pirates

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand picked up. These crazy japs, is there anything they WON'T reincarnate into?

>is there anything they WON'T reincarnate into?
A normal human being without bullshit powers?

>A normal human being without bullshit powers?
Why the hell would I want to read that?

That's Konosuba, though.

>last update was july
fucking rip

That's 90% of my reading list, I've got 256 titles on there but only like 20 update regularly, others are either dead, completed or update every six months.

Endless supply of boners.

Bonermancer? Undisputed control over erections and divination through them.

then how do they get their boners?

Goblin Slayer vs Gobirou (while he is a goblin)

who'd win?

I liked it until she started messing with the magical wolfdog

As there been one where the MC is the planet itself?

Girl
Guy AND Girl
Futanari
Trap
old lady

Girl with succubus powers who gets raped to death repeatedly for months

Not quite that but There's one where MC is reincarned as a common villager in fantasy land who rather than being op, he can never use magic or any sort of physical enhancement and proceeds to become a splendid common bandit, the kind who would ambush old people in some alley and proceed to being btfo by the hero

Is it going to be revealed that the MC is in a malnutrition based coma and that's why the series is happening

Why do you always want an "it's only a dream" ending?

You know it's never done right besides Wizard of Oz already did it

Wait that's a thing? I need a sauce user

novelupdates.com/series/i-leveled-up-from-being-a-parasite-but-i-may-have-grown-too-much/

do you have Pt 2?

no

Best to reincarnate as a hot girl. That way, it's life on easy.

Loli guardian orc.

>reincarnate
>be a hot girl 11/10
>in a goblin world
>get gobbed
It doesn't sound that appeling to me.

>not wanting to be a hot ork grill in an elf world.

I think you mean orc not ork.

>ork

A fucking vending machine. I'm not even joking. The dumbest of them all.

I don't believe you. Give me evidence of your statement.

I had a laugh reading that.

Shit like this always makes me want to write my own gag ln for the hell of it.

Slime or op loli mage swordsman

>no isekai where a monster gets reincarnated as a human

>op loli mage swordsman
Which one is this?

Probably novelupdates.com/series/i-said-make-my-abilities-average/

Why are there so many isekai stuff nowadays

>picked up
>7 chapters
>last update in June
heh.

I feel there are plenty of reasons

wish fulfillment
feeling the demand for fantasy anime
the endless possibilities "reincarnated into X" brings
the low maintenance in adapting amateur webnovels
the vidya appeal
the fetishization of Tolkien fantasy races and beast kin

Speaking of being isekaid and having to LARP as a demon lord, Isekai Maou Slave Magic manga and novel got licensed but they changed the title. I guess they didn't want to put "Slave" in the title?

animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-10-02/j-novel-club-adds-how-not-to-summon-a-demon-lord-light-novel/.122169

>Commit horrific sex crimes by night
How?

here it is

i'd say tensei is the bigger draw with the "if i knew back then what i know now" or just the whole being a genius as a kid with simple knowledge, that type of wish fulfillment is a guilty pleasure to underachieving NEETs and overall losers like me.