Ever heard of the Bush War? Probably not. But you should take notes on it.
A (very) truncated & simplified TL;DR >Britain makes a colony on the Zambezi called Rhodesia >Rhodesia survives a ton of tribal wars, unrest with its neighbors, & political disagreement, before gaining self-rule status as a colony >Rhodesia makes tons of profits for the UK and for the British South Africa Company's shareholders >Rhodesia fights alongside the UK in WWII, and its pilots perform better than any other nation in the British Empire >After the War, Black Nationalism starts spreading in the tribes in Rhodesia & surrounding it >Britain splits up Rhodesia into territories to make the Black Nationalists happy, but the Brits fuck it up & the white territories end up being prosperous >Britain offers citizenship to the tribals, but they just end up being poor citizens & working for white farmers >The Mau Mau, a militant Kenyan group, kill a couple hundred colonists/soldiers but lose over 15,000 rebels >Some of the majority-black territories demand & receive independence from the British, then go full-on Black Nationalist (later they become Malawi & Zambia) >Southern Rhodesia is mostly white & doesn't want Black Nationalism, but wants to be independent too, so they declare independence from Britain in 1965 >Britain won't accept their declaration, mostly due to Rhodesia's refusal to allow black representation >Britain gets butthurt & makes the rest of Europe vilify Rhodesia >The Soviets & Chinese Commies see an opportunity, and arm all the Black Marxist/Nationalist militias surrounding Rhodesia with Soviet tanks/mines/etc >The Rhodesians mobilize their entire population against several well-armed black militias & kick their asses repeatedly >Eventually, the Rhodesian economy crashes from wartime strain & cannot fund the war >Rhodesian gov't cedes authority to UK, who give the gov't to Marxist militia Robert Mugabe >Rhodesia becomes Zimbabwe & Mugabe proceeds to thoroughly fuck it up
There are a number of things I severely dislike my country, or at least my state, for in the past few hundred years.
Gabriel Howard
Don't forget about the part when Mugabe decided to seize white farms (sound familiar?) and the whole country began to starve.
Liam Sanchez
>tfw you steal a car >tfw you don't know how to drive it >tfw you take the stolen car back to its owner >tfw you beg him to drive you home
>tfw Mugabe
Jonathan Kelly
So Rhodesia was just a remnant of a British colony that wanted independence, then they got attacked by tribes backed by Communists, and attrition took over
Jayden Myers
Basically.
Elijah Nelson
(((attrition)))
Kayden Williams
>Sup Forums creates insane amount of value in the past 15 years >shitskins are attracted to value like flys are to shit >shitskins come here but get severely triggered by stuff white people talk about when there is no censorship imposed on them >for a shitskin this must be the first time they get confronted by unfiltered white opinions >the cognitive dissonance they experience is SEVERE >sometimes they can’t sleep for days(I’ve spoken to several pol-shitskins) >they get addicted to this place because all these things they hear make sense and explain many things in their lives >they do not admit all of these things but become angry at white and thing that’s it’s just a game to make them feel bad >they think the world only revolves around them and whites here do the things they do as a way to trigger them >so they start to playing the game that they assume is being played here
>start posting things explicitly designed to trigger whites >white purity spiral (causes division in the whites) >white women hate (causes whites to hate their own kind) >nigger dick posting (triggered white people’s sexual insecurities) >attack representatives of white interest politicians&e-celebs
Parker Campbell
How do you recognise a foundation myth? It fulfils three functions. 1)It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society). 2)It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power). 3)It determines what is held sacred in that society. For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions. 1)We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII. 2)Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on. 3)The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust. The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative. Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction. Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the centre point of the WWII story. Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity. Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned. > Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.
Julian Collins
Where is Pt.1 ?
James Hernandez
And this is why I don't give a shit about the British people and their on going migration/Islam issues.
You fucked over my ancestors. Now I laugh that Arabs are going to be the majority.
nytimes.com/1989/04/14/nyregion/a-long-lost-skeleton-in-a-synagogue-cellar.html In 1989 construction workers found a skeleton in a Manhattan synagogue cellar that had been there for 30 years. >The unoffical word, according to Betty Sandler, administrative director of the Eldridge Street Project, was that ''it might be a young girl, in her late teens or early 20's, which would make for an unsavory story.'' >Judge Paul P. E. Bookson of Civil Court, who has worshiped at the synagogue for three decades, said he had ''absolutely no information, no inkling'' as to who it might be or how it came to be there. >'Halakha, the Jewish law, will require that when all the forensics and pathology are completed, the synagogue will be obliged to inter the remains.'' After this initial news there is not a single article that follows up on the mystery.
Juan Peterson
>Proceeds to fill the car with shit and dead hookers/children you raped before trying to return it
Evan Myers
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Wyatt Rogers
My oneism is a white girl from Harare. She and all her sisters are fuckin beautiful and sweet and strange in the best possible way. She lived there until she was 10, and it sounds like her family was pretty wealthy (she had black servants and described all kinds of pets). Once her mother cried to me about how much she loved and missed one of the servants like a sister (she died).
I dunno where I'm going with this blog but fuck I miss that girl, wish life was simpler
Angel Cook
If a girl is such an important part of your life your life is boring and you don’t deserve her anyways.
Ryan Garcia
lol what? >if finding a wife is an important part of your life...
retard
Aiden Cooper
bump
Jayden Rodriguez
That’s not how you find a wife, the thing you do is project a fitzgeraldian green light on to her projecting future happiness if only...
David Wright
Britain and all her sons (except the US, Rhodesia and South Africa) have been pathetic failures. Nuke the UK, nuke Australia, Canada and New Zealand.
Grayson Rogers
So what happened to all the whites that lived there? Where did they go after Mugabe got in power? I'm asking because it looks like South Africa's whites might be facing a similar fate.
Jack Ross
I mean I see your point, I called her my oneism but I'm not counting on it actually happening, I'm spending this year focusing on self improvement. Fun fact: she cried to me last September saying she was in love with me and wants to marry me. I tried not to let her words get the better of me but it's hard.
Landon Collins
Some fled when the war was over. Some were killed in reprisals. The ones who stayed had their farms confiscated by Mugabe and I assume were forced to flee.
Dylan Lewis
Fled to where though? South Africa, Europe?
Carter Fisher
Don’t worry, I was young too
Kevin Campbell
She wants to marry you?!
Don't let that opportunity pass by you! Unless you got... special circumstances... marriage is the best thing a guy can ask for.
>n July 22, 1946, three phone calls were placed to the King David Hotel, an adjacent building and to The Jerusalem Post (then The Palestine Post), warning of an imminent bombing. Minutes later, a blast ripped through the historic hotel and then-headquarters of the British Mandate for Palestine’s civilian and military authorities, killing 91 people and injuring nearly 50.
The jews blew it up because it had incriminating evidence of their terrorist behaviour in palestine
Ryder Campbell
I really love Barry Gibb's hair
Jace Turner
I thought this was a pic of mac from It's Always Sunny
Benjamin Reyes
None-whites killing none-whites.
I’m okey with this?
Daniel Stewart
Human Sacrifice Among the Sephardine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_affair When Richard Francis Burton published The Jew The Gypsy and El Islam, he had to remove part of the book that dealt with the case of a priest ritually murdered by Jews. This part of the book has been unavailable to the public for over a century.
>While almost every word that was ever written, is available to read on the internet, the works of Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821-1890) are not deemed suitable for public perusal. >Placed under lock and key by the Board of Deputies one hundred years ago, the case of a priest, Padre Tomaso, murdered in a ritualistic killing by Eastern Jews in Damascus in 1840, is considered offensive and rascist. >Lord Janner, says it revives a cruel Mediaeval lie and Dr.Geoff Alderman says it is voyeuristic and lurid and should be made available only to selected historians, under controlled viewing.
Colton Bennett
It was where the British administrators in Palestine were headquartered.
Daniel Sanchez
Yeah those were her words, but she had been drinking. She also has a boyfriend. Lol so as much as I really do like her, saying that stuff to me and then sucking my dick when she's in a relationship is kind of a huge long term red flag, although appreciated.
Caleb Wright
My nikka. Is gunna go until noon tomorrow?
Oliver Jenkins
Gonna read/10
Jaxon Reyes
Thanks OP I actually want to look more into this
Owen Young
This. I never knew about Rhodesia untill Sup Forums. I knew a black girl named rhodesia and knew it was a country. Then I looked on a map couldnt find it and thought i must have meant Rwanda.
Luke Perry
Dunno, I'm too drunk to do rigorous research. I'd imagine South Africa, seeing as at the time (1979) it was still safely under apartheid. The one who could afford to return to Europe might've done so, but if you're a colonist in a foreign land, you probably don't have a home waiting back in Yorkshire.
Barry Gibb is a paragon of a bygone age of well-rounded men, when you could sport a full beard and a luxurious coiffure and no one would question you.
Jordan Price
Bruh, I never sleep. I just burn through books, smash through gash, and how at the moon til God knows my name.
It's always fun to share history. If I weren't a dropout I'd love to be a professor.
Nathaniel Bailey
Don't laugh so hard, Hemi. Chang and Ravi doesn't give a fuck about you or the Treaty.
Huehue.
Isaiah Murphy
Just a thought, but does anyone have a request on what I should do next for these Teach shitposts? Not an exact event, since that'd be too well-known, but a nation or a time period or a theme?
William Roberts
I was thinking of doing one on a war in medieval-era Eastern Europe, or an event in Japanese history.
John Brown
Kids would learn about Rhodesia in school if academia was not controlled by the filthy commie jews.
Lucas Wood
All ZOG wants its slaves to know about Africa is Nelson Mandela, slavery, and deserts.
Andrew Cook
>This knowledge is gonna count for a lot in the coming days. What's coming up? Same. I just knew the doggo.
Brody Cook
God you are gay.
Henry Bennett
Excellent read here: >Fireforce: One Man’s War in the Rhodesian >Light Infantry >Chris Cox The paperback is currently listed at almost $5000 on amazon.