What does you're waifu smell like?

What does you're waifu smell like?

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But seriously, I bet she wears nice girly perfume. Not too strong though, she does't want to attract attention. Just enough that she smells sweet when you're hugging her.

Like rainbows and butterflies

sweat and dreams

The inside of a hot topic

Is "beautiful" a scent?

cinnamon and cherries

>sitting on a bus
>girl come in and sit next to me
>she smells nice

bags of sand

paper

Sauerkraut

>joking aside I see Asuka wearing some nice, but not exaggerated adult perfume, not particulary girly nor particulary sexy

faintly of oil and ozone.

though sometimes she reeks of booze and sweaty women.

She uses the same perfume as Misato.

lavender

Vanilla, or other various pastries.

Girls smell so nice...

raw meat and royal jelly

>not like oil for mechanical clocks

>not of lithium

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(how does lithium smell like, anyway, if it's even different from other metals?)

...

For real?

That's... kinda meh actually.

>it's what my grandma used for wardrobes, goddamit

milk, cookie crumbs and a hint of urine

She used to smell of triacetate, but lately it's been warm dust on electronics instead.
I thought that was supposed to be the scent of lithium grease.

Like the strawberry shampoo she uses.

POTATO CHIPPU AND COLA

Just like heaven

cum

lithium grease would still smell of the hydrocarbon that lithium is suspended in.

Cherry blossom.

It must be hard to diet when you smell like a cake all day.

swimming pool chlorine, and a few hints of Japanese cooking

You guys all have such wonderful waifus :3

I bow to your Southern Hemisphere Satanic quads. Seriously, isn't there one episode with a creepy old dude talking about getting off on the scent of the lithium based circulatory fluids in cyborg bodies?

Like sweat, probably.

Rotting garbage. It's very addicting

Like lies. A lot of lies.

grilled さんま

Beer and pretzels, I imagine.

like seawater

A bag of rice

>Sitting on a bus
>Only empty seat is next to me
>A girl comes
>Prefers to stand

Always.

Resentment, self-hatred, pencil lead, clean linen and superiority

I don't even know. Casual magic bullshit means she can probably smell however she wants and I'm not sure if she's gonna go for just natural, or donuts, or some sort of classy perfume.

It can't be that clean if it's got all those other scents mixed in.

>sitting on a bus
>most of the seats are empty
>qt girl comes and still sits next to you

Peace keeping, blood, sweat, space shampoo?

The first two are odorless until the anger starts to surface
Then it's overpowering to the point where you might pass out from it's potency

other men

My semen

>What does you are waifu smell like?
What did he mean by this?

You fucker you stole my post.

And your waifu, apparently. Shouldn't that be the bigger concern?

A rotten sea. And also melonpan.

Fug D:

Expensive perfume.

Tears, blood and sea foam.

my dick cheese

Cobwebs and coffee

Fresh, sweet grapes

If we're going there, straw and leather.

Irresistible

Coffee and my semen. I'm not sure which she drinks more.

lilac and gooseberries

>sitting on a bus
>empty bus except me and driver
>girl come in and sit on my lap
>she smell like poo poo

grease, exhaust fumes, gunpowder and flowers

Nice hips.

Who is that exactly?

You know, a girl who could break down a deer, cook anything from ingredients, and smelt vaguely of Hoppes No. 9 could own me.

Would you let your waifu suck you off in a public toilet ?

Yes.
How about you?

Sweat and strawberries

If she was in the mood and pulled my pants down in the stall, sure.

Absolutely. The chance of getting caught makes everything more intense.

She would be reluctant, but I would eventually convince her to go in. I'd last a matter of seconds as I came in her mouth. Then we would leave. She would have a slightly disgusted look on her face and say to me 'I don't want to do that again.'

Sardine and salty coins

Like freshly washed hair, cleaned without any soap. Like sweet wool. And bitter tea (what her grandmother served her.)

chloroform and duct tape

Blood

Now rate smells of other people's waifu

Maybe faintly of sweat but I think it'd be nice to smell her hair because it's so long.

Flower incense

Why would I want to post my waifu in this thread?

I don't know. You tell me.

Does you're waifu smell bad?

Nope. Her hair has a sweet smell like shampoo and she smells good even after breaking a sweat and changing clothes without taking a shower.

I'm glad you like the smell of my shampoo

I bet your waifu is a slut , what about fucking ?

What are we betting? This is important.

Stank Ass

She smells like a old dusty book. Her hugs are the warmest.

that's MY wife and she only ever drinks cawfee

Despite what you've seen in hentai, getting it on in a bathroom stall is far less comfortable than doing it in the back seat of a VW bug, which sucks, by the way.
>I bet your waifu is a slut ,
What waifu? I'm drawing on real world experience here.

I'd tell her to stop complainig and get on her knees, the cold unwashed floor hurting her a bit and she would be disgusted by it.
Then I would gently pat her head and be a proper man until she calms down, slowly unzipping my pants and starts craving my D.
While doing so she will inevitably see the dick that will supposedly impregnate her in the future, and being the pervert she is she will start to imagine that scene. She will blush and her nipples erect. A very fuzzy feeling between her legs would emerge and she would try to ask me something, but I'd interrupt her and tell her: "Did you know? A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB."
She'd reply: "Eeeeh, that's a lot of information to swallow."
In utter disgust I'd wash my hands and leave the toilet, I cannot remember marrying such a whore of a waifu.

Booze and the dust of the road.

Testosterone and roses.

Hand Lotion & Shekels

My waifu is a pure girl.

tea and sweat

Is your waifu popular among anons or exclusive for yourself?
How do you feel about that?

What about yours? And how do you feel about that?

Dust, honest sweat and common soap!

She's a hard worker who won't be spoiled until I spoil her!