/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OH NO THAT SUCKS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Swede PM Sven presser 3/6/18
youtu.be/s55UPDUpF6U
>Pres Trump/Swede PM statements 3/6/18
youtu.be/0__2oiHYCYY
>Pres Trump meets Swede PM Sven 3/6/18
youtu.be/aODRHxousCE
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IA 3/6/18
youtu.be/MMegB5RLHIo
>SoS T-Rex on US/AFR relations 3/6/18
youtu.be/ace1_IwbEKw
>VASec Shulkin @AMVETS event 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442148-1/
>TransSec Chao @House on Infrastructure Plan 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442129-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on Budget 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442161-1/
>USAFCOM Gen Waldhause on MilitaryOps in Africa 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442146-1/
>DNI Coats @Senate on World Threats 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?441863-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/6/18
youtu.be/RSitrHdq4x0
>Marlon Bundo Gets Some Exercise 3/5/18
youtu.be/hpEqwt2ocdM
>Pres Trump meeting w/Bibi 3/5/18
youtu.be/BGMgqEEIpI4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania greeting the yahus 3/5/18
youtu.be/kJM-7Uo5W08
>VP Pence @AIPAC 3/5/18
c-span.org/video/?442007-1/
>SoS T-Rex meets the Baltics 3/5/18
youtu.be/g4m2JjPpGN8
>HSDSec Nielsen @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/V7_BCvs8s3A
>LaborSec Acosta @IAFF Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/TVlDaTjJ0D0
>VASec Schulkin @NAC Conf 3/5/18
youtu.be/oWwt18gBjKc
>UN Amb Haley @AIPAC 3/5/18
youtu.be/JBpcG2Sx-rM

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AWOOOO

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Interesting

I found the Gary Cohn replacement.

>buying pieces of shit cars
>being poor
Hey if you bought cars from actual dealerships you could sit in the lounge and get free coffee and snacks while the kikes upstairs run all the paperwork and you won't have to deal with this shit because your car won't break down the minute you drive it off the lot. git gud @ lyfe faggot.

Maybe you were rewarded for being such a great person, user.

Do you believe in Karma?

NO

Ironically California is going to demonstrate this.

He might as well just hire Ross Perot

Too much balls for Trump.

GOODLATTE & GOWDY CALL FOR SPECIAL COUNSEL TO INVESTIGATE CRIMES INVOLVING BIAS AND FISA ABUSE AT DOJ
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION GOES ON OFFENSE, SUES CALIFORNIA OVER SANCTUARY LAWS
DR. RAND PAUL TO INTRODUCE ‘AUDIT THE FED’ AS AMENDMENT TO SENATE BANKING BILL
paul.senate.gov/news/dr-rand-paul-introduce-‘audit-fed’-amendment-senate-banking-bill

LANDSLIDE WIN FOR ITALIAN CANDIDATE WHO PROMISED TO DEFEND “WHITE RACE”

>ID
I love John (Y0o)!

who is this yandere delight?

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I've slowly grown to hate you all, whats happened?

Midwest is Best

guys I am hearing sounds around my house but I don't know why they are
It sounds like the noise you hear when you're spinning a stick on a piece of wood to make fire
I think the noise is outside but I can't tell if it's the front or back and whenever I think I'm getting close it stops
Haven't heard anything for the past 10 mins but wat do, I have a feeling it's going to come back

good stuff

*fracks your aquifer*

Sailor Moon a cute. A CUTE!

trump cheats on his wife.

Lock and load, user, someone might be trying to pry your door

or his son

youtube.com/watch?v=cddEgvkIpF8

You're blackpilled dumbass. Go take a break from this place for a little while.

but come back after a rest, something very fucking big is about to happen user.

We're definitely not THAT crazy, but a little out of the mainline; and to be fair I'm not the best gauge since I am the poster child black sheep. Most are much better behaved (seriously Ben Carson is the best example ever) and I actually grew up with girls who made Christ-chan look like a harlot.

That said; one last one for you chinkers, it is real lewd hours still, and then bed. The beer has taken hold and if I don't wake up in 4.5 hours how will you get all the F&F substitute gargoyle feet?

surely sessions will do something

said the increasingly nervous man for the seventh time this year

Your house might be haunted

i hope you have bear arms

Indeed it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=OPSCjnwD3gc

Some critters might be burrowing around underneath your house.
Raccoons like to live underneath houses.

In the 2016 Republican presidential primaries, Cruz received over 7.8 million votes,won 12 states, and earned 559 delegates.

You border the atlantic ocean.

Reddit didn't leave after the election. Same retards showed their boomer parents this place no less.

didn't trump support ross perot back in the day?

>may be
>tfw elected government officials and highly paid talking heads are all slower on the uptake than a bunch of frogposting 400 pound hackers

There's always naughty church girls. It's almost like they find the taboo to be hot.

nn, slight tight

Like it or not the 9th Circuit is going to rule against Sessions on the matter of the deportation enforcement and either the Supreme Court will immediately stomp them a new asshole or a general war will precipitate that sees federal troops at bases from San Diego to Crescent City immediately begin to impose martial law.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, user.

AWOO~

>write a letter saying it's all false
>sues no
Good luck attention whoring whore.

lads did trump peepee on stormy? post webms plox

>what is power of attorney

rip

Yandere is superior to tsundere in every way. Debate me
Protip: you cant

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He almost ran for president in 99 as the Reform party candidate

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Bls no
I have my trusty katana and fighting cloak
Doubt it, there's nowhere for them to burrow

2spoopy user. Better run for it!
I miss her so

I do not disagree. I am just giving you a fair warning.

One reason as to why nobody has online bully Sessions yet.

Make a throwaway periscope and go for a walk in the woods and stream it for us

Washington has imposed additional sanctions against Pyongyang, formally accusing it of involvement in the assassination of the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in Malaysia in 2017 using a chemical warfare agent.

>“The United States determined under the Chemical and Biological Weapons Control and Warfare Elimination Act of 1991 (CBW Act) that the Government of North Korea used the chemical warfare agent VX to assassinate Kim Jong-nam, in the Kuala Lumpur airport,” State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert said in a statement.

They could still be inside your walls.

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I wouldn't worry about it.

kuudere is superior to both

Nigger

t. person waiting in my backyard to kill me

Soy crisis approaching

Very spoopy.

Focus on yourself a bit and try less internet. Give the mind a rest.

Coons, rats or "coons"
Guaranteed.
Either way, you're fucked.

Soy empire about to end. 4D chess.

Thanks

Session's hands are tied. He has absolutely no choice in the matter. States can NEVER dictate Federal Laws. If left unchecked, it would simply cause a civil war and California was just curious to see how far they could go. Well it's the end of the fucking road. If Sessions didn't get off his ass Trump would have fired him without any hesitation.

She about to take a shit or something?

tellin you right now they are going to vote fraud, hack, and have illegals vote like they have nothing to lose come midterms. Trump better have a solid plan for this or youll have DNC winning by 1000% in many states.

Very cute

I want war.

lol at boomer logic

Fuck

I dont give a shit about this gossip for boomers.

No problem, leaf.

Fuck
What will I fuel my 8 hour Nintendo Switch sessions with now

What happened to the Texas blue wave?

The spread was even bigger than the previous two.

Cruz got 85% of the R vote

and not a single whistleblower will come forth. amazing.

If the headline for Bannon being fired was "Goy Bye!" What's the headline for Cohn leaving?

"Later, kike!"?

How the fug am I supposed to sleep now?! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Great tofu crisis 2018

fucking based

He's not wrong about anyone who is isn't totally fucking crazy moving out of California.

Thing was like
>oh, have I been noticed?
Thanks for reminding me to buy shotshells loaded with silver.

You've spent too long here without doing stuff irl
Change that

I miss DOW

Oh please that's barely even /x/ tier spoop. You want real spoop go ask for innawoods stories on /k/

take a hike, hebrew

what said. Trump takes unbelievable and inhumane levels of flak, Sessions need to undergo the trial by fire by now, it's been 1 year
ONE YEAR AND NOTHING!

Take a hike, kike

The joke is that California Republicans are probably as liberal as they come compared to actual Republicans, they're just not 100% gone to the Marxist politics - but still very much democrats.

>tfw tbe Japs are becoming more nationalist every day

AUF DER HEIDE BLUHT EIN KLEINES BLUMELEIN, UND DAS HEISST, ERIKA

I would

you're going to get one retard, but it won't be civil. it will be with china etc.

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My buddies Grandma has that problem in her house.
Since it's cold these critters will try to find any place that's warm and dry.

yeah, but they don't vote Republican
t. Colorado

Sessions is about to be put to the test on like 20 different fronts. We will see if he is worth a shit or not.