So now we’re politicizing whiskey

To what fucking end? Yes, this is a real product about to come out.

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Better than Black Lives Matter Label I guess

>market to women
>politicizing
There is nothing feminist about that outfit.

Limited edition buy and hide away

White men drink Blue Label

I actually kind of like it desu, she's a cute

How many women buy 12 year old scotch you fucking brainlet

It's transgender, so...

This should only bother you if you
A: Are an alcoholic
and
B: Are retarded at choosing your whisky

GARBAGE

Just a reminder that if you ever meet a woman drinking whiskey, run for the fucking hills. Whiskey drinking woman are always trouble.

How many brainlets buy Johnnie Walker blended "scotch" thinking it's anywhere near as good as a single malt you fucking donut

Yes. Look at this disgusting shit.
youtu.be/VLAIdIjxEEw

Where’s the porn? This should back fire on them

i think this is cool. LIMITED edition

>caring about a low quality brand catering to the lowest common denominator

why

>thin feminine build
>long hair
>conservative dress
>heels
>no bullshit tattoos or piercings

Not buying an SJW angle here.

Literally just a brief marketing campaign to capture more of the ever-growing female whiskey market.

Besides, it's a blend.

Not everyone enjoys the taste of campfires and dirt. Blended scotch produces a consistent and controllable flavor profile many people enjoy. Japanese whiskey is the best in the world, btw.

I don't see the issue here. Shit looks cool.I'm no fan of whiskey though so idk, It's not replacing jonnie walker though if that's what's twisting your titties,

Trash whiskey appeals to trash market. No surprise.

When someone talks about Johnny Walker blue it always makes me laugh. $60 whiskey for $250 a bottle. What a racket.

> Sup Forums gets offended that a whiskey brand has a woman on the cover

the weak truly do deserve to die

If you don’t drink based Canadian rye you are a soy boy faggot

All your based grandparents drank that shit all day everyday and they had so much test they could touch a woman and make them pregnant

Tell me I’m wrong, you know you can’t

They already make that.

I'm sure this is bait but you're still a fucking retard either way

>a consistent and controllable flavor profile many people enjoy
Pleb taste by definition.
>Japanese whiskey is the best in the world, btw.
While I do like my Hibiki 17 nothing beats Laphroaig 18 for its (then) price point.

Im usually good at understanding accents but this mick lays it on so fucking thick I didn’t get his point. Dude is clearly fresh off the boat what the fuck is the “we” shit he’s talking about? What’s up with the random hipster diversity cast sitting around listening to a fucking bartender have a preachy rant? What bar is like this?

Yes I am, that's the first step right?

Even like the cheap Red version.

It's a scotch whiskey blend btw.

>this is bait
Um, no, sweetums

>Hibiki
>better than any Islay scotch

>Johnnie Black is valuable

>NAS
Nah.

I actually do drink Canadian rye. My favorite whiskey is Pendleton

America almost fought a second revolution over whiskey.

women dont like whiskey

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>tfw no hotpocket 'jannie walker'

>Today's a red-letter day, Bobandy
>Head on down to the LC and get a bottle of rye - the big one

Trannie Walker when?

>the jane walker edition
my fucking sides

Sup Forums also thinks the Nintendo switch makes people into fat betas, but they ignore the fact that our land, air, and water are poisoned with xenoestrogens by petrochemical companies. This board is bluepilled as fuck.

does anyone know where i can find this vid?

>Japanese whiskey is the best in the world btw.

thought the shills were gone

Canadian whiskey is fucking paint thinner and every one of you faggot leafs knows it, in fact when I was still a really deep alcoholic I exclusively bought Rich and Rare reserve because it was so fucking cheap and shitty

I'd report them but I'd need to click ten cars so fuck that

whisky is for drunks

>Almost fought

Tell that to 'ol Phil Wigle

you have some good points, blended is blended for a reason. because the master blender actually has a better sense of taste than the internet guru.
japanese whiskey is a bit of a meme at the moment. 5 years ago nobody gave a shit about it.
single malt is also a meme for fake drinkers who want to seem classy with the latest drinking fad.
i make my own moonshine which is 95% (190 proof), diluted to 45%, then charcoal filtered,and smoother than any vodka you'll buy off the shelf.
drinking culture is a meme - you're drinking to get drunk. if i had a medical licence i would just buy 99% ethanol. it's literally what they use as a base to make the oh so fancy gins people like to ponce on about.

or ten store fronts. fucking faggots not fooling anyone anyways.

Change to legacy captcha newfags

(((google))) decommissioned it, payfag.
I'd give Sup Forums a few shekels but not with hiro at the helm

My auntie likes a nip in the evening.

This tbqhwyf. Blends are for people who want to mix with coke and prefer how they taste compared to vodka.
Putting a woman on the bottle is nothing more than trying to make a dull product stand out a little.

Walker sucks anyway so who cares. If you buy your whiskey at your local grocery store you pretty much deserve shit.

Found the Brainlet

Brilliant strategy. Women typically drink wine, beer, rum, or vodka. Baiting them to drink more refined spirits, should prove profitable in many ways.

More drunk driving means more car sales,
Higher insurance premiums, more profits
More accidents, means more pay for doctors, nurses, first responders, hospital staff

More addictive means greater liver damage leading to more transplants, and more demand for black market organs, pure profit.
Drunker women, means more slutty, means more abortions. abortions supply human organs

is there a down side?

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Look for facebook """cooking""" recipes to start using whisky in the coming weeks.

What a dyke

He has a point. I love laphroaig and lagavulin but I know it's not for everyone. Meanwhile, everyone loves Johnny black. And I enjoy it too. People have different tastes than you, get over it.

its not available anymore. i was wondering all week wtf happened to it

george washington drafted a militia to squash the new "free" country lol
fucking whiskey tax is retarded also look into how many old tractors ran on ethanol and now everyone is a battery faggot talking about going green

They've won plenty of competitions. Even the Scots ruefully admit that they're no longer necessarily the best producers.

It's a harmless gimmick. Shame the morons on both sides made a fuss about it.

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I started drinking lagavulin and oban a few weeks ago and recently I went back to gentleman jack and it tasted like it has some gross sweetener in it

I stopped drinking altogether for the past 5 days because of how nasty cheap stuff is and expensive good stuff is

facebook memes...

Probably enough that this is just a marketing ploy.

My wife quite enjoys Black Label (Not the best whiskey but its reasonably priced). Don't think she'd care much about this bottle, might just want it 'cos its a limited edition.

This.

Blended scotch is garbage, all men know this, women will buy it because they don't understand what makes a good scotch. Pretty clever marketing

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White men drink bourbon

>product of Germany
>her outfit is in violation of Sharia
>blonde
>no birka

not buying it

>Not everyone enjoys the taste of campfires and dirt.
Then you're doing it wrong and probably should be drinking Smirnoff Ice or a Mike's or some shit.

>drinking alcohol for the flavour
>paying exorbitant amounts of money for the pleasure
fuck off. we're all apes that like getting tipsy

>WHY U LIEK THING?

>WHY U LIEK THING?

You eat to get full, why do you care what food tastes like?

That's why I will never buy whisky from this brand. I used to like it but now it will have a disgusting taste of feminisn

>put cheap, shit whiskey in a shitty meme bottle.
>fat landwhales applaud, handing over their cash because they love their whiskey.
>capitalistic company gets to keep the cash of a few roastlords that wanted to virtue signal and pretend to be whiskey connoisseurs.
>bought literally swill shit, utterly garbage runoff whiskey.
>they'll literally never drink it either, since they bought it exclusively to virtue signal and keep as a collectors item.

honestly, what is wrong about any of this lmao.

Underrated

retardation

confirmed

I remember that ad.

RIP Lahey

I don't care aslong as they stay away from vodka and Jägermeister.

Not larping, honestly this shit is enough to make me boycott a company for ever.

And as a whiskey and specifically a Johnny Walker drinker, that's what I'm going to do.

On the back of this, I will never purchase their product again.

It's just a modestly clothed woman.

Build something!
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>enough to make me boycott a company for ever
There are better reasons. This is just pandering.

Wasn't there some brand of beer that did the same, and then crashed and burned because women generally don't drink beer?
Let the market run its course.

man I remember seeing this the first time and it just hit the feels too hard
>"sometimes you feel bad for a rock that doesn't fit, like a person who doesn't fit"

It's called PR you dumb fucking American.

How does a woman say m'lady to a man?

shes 12 nice

>burgers are just starting to shitpost with their whiskey labels
you are like a little babby

Bourbon or go home

The Wallruiner
or
The Dateraper

>Conservative dress.

She's wearing TROUSERS.

Absolutely degenerate.

whisky is shit