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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EMERGENCY GYPSYBAKE EDITION
ME.....NO.......I THINK THAT...NOBODY GOT THAT
Alright... Okay. Texas "may" not turn blue THIS YEAR. But it will. You cannot fight the changing tides. The big, beautiful, brown, diverse blue wave is coming for Texas sooner than you think. See you soon.
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I LOVE MY PRESIDENT
gypsy comes through to save the day
rot in Hell, Joe
Thanks Gypsy.
Can you do a tarot card reading for me as well?
President Trump
jo-
Burger Question:
Jack and MickyD's are all that's open. What do I get for a hangover cure AND that will quell my upset tummy?
2000 /tg/ was best /tg/
don't even try to refute this, newfags, because you can't
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Pretty bad Primary results tonight in Texas.
2012 Senate: 38% GOP edge in primaries, Cruz won by 16%.
2014 Senate: 44% GOP edge in primaries, Cornyn won by 27%.
2014 Governor: 41% GOP edge in primaries, Abbott won by 20%.
2018 Senate: 20% GOP edge in primaries.
2018 Governor: 22% GOP edge in primaries.
On average Republicans do about 20% better in terms of primary turnout compared to the general election. Extrapolate that to tonight's results, and you get this in 2018 general election:
O'Rourke (D): 3,284,159
Cruz (R): 3,083,473
El Rato is heading towards defeat
This guy used to be my best friend...until he became a public school (f)art teacher and married a leftist shrew.
These people dont realize Tejanos dont like wetbacks.
/. Shills BTFO
Jack in the Box has a better chance of having their milkshake machine still on so get Jack and an Oreo milkshake.
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>ted cruz got more votes than everyone else combined
Has finnshill been posting?
That would not help with either ailment.
AWOOO
Fast food was not meant to help your pathetic ailments.
I use Jack in the Box for hangover food because Maccas closes at 1:00 am.
Jack is the only 24 hour joint where I live.
Get a double cheeseburger with mac sauce and a ginger ale.
My best friend is a Mormon and we've voted the same for 12 years now.
This man is correct: Bonus: Jack has 24/7 breakfast
> 1.3 millions voted for Cruz
> 680k voted for the Dem guy
Oh geez, R-Rick, you think Texas might actually turn blue?
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shut the fuck up redditor
cancerous awoo shit
Literally a 100% advantage. Lmfao. Blue wave is a fucking stream of stinking piss.
>drumpf destroyed democracy
cried the j*w for the 20th time calling on a foreign nation to descredit a democratic elected candidate, now President, for working with the very nation. i really really wish President Trump would be at least 1% of the evil those fucking rats portray him.
Fuck you drumpfies, I will stand up to you
He died of embarrassment
Nobody sells ginger ale at fast food.
The breakfast might be good. It has been over 24 hours since I last successfully ate anything.
Someone is rectally ravaged, methinks
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In what way was this a "God given right" that the Government simply recognised?
>LE AWOOOVEMENT FELLOW MAGA PEDES XDDD
you dont belong on Sup Forums
is this real
Where’s Buffy when you need her?
The first ten are considered natural rights.
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I'm genuinely curious as to how somebody gets that body... You'd have to inject pure estrogen while also taking testosterone blockers to become like that.
>The breakfast might be good.
Get an education. Jack's breakfast is a scientifically designed hangover cure. Second only to having a nurse give you IV fluid replacement.
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that's not how turnout works
Cruz has the edge
In 1994 (a red wave), Democrats had a 2:1 primary advantage in the Governor's race. Bush won by 7%
2018 will be a blue wave, and Cruz will lose!
Mexicans don’t vote.
I'm going to buy a nice house in Texas when I retire. Big farm, horses, AR15's with little skulls painted on the mags.
Ahhhhh .... yeeeeehaaa slap my thigh, bring me a drink before I die!!!
Look at this doods eyebrows
(((Gary Cohn))) out bye bye kike
He should have way bigger tits if that were the case.
Haha what a chestlet.
The blue wave is actually a tidal wave caused by a massive sudden infusion of lefty tears into the ocean, which drowns new york and california under 20 feet of delicious salt water.
> LE GET OUT REEEEEE BUTTFRUSTRATION
Cry moar, fagit
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>sounds like my life for the past 6 years, plus national AJ broadcasts
if satan wins the nomination he's got my vote
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Good bantz, leaf.
But look at his fucking puffy tits, no muscle just tits.
No Mmmm-burp-Morty, Texas isn't going to turn blue you little shit.
Yes but he doesn't have full bitch tits.
There's a guy who posted his bitch tits on /fit/ and they were actually pretty good.
I'll see if I can find them.
Oy vey
I bet if he took a picture of his tits at an angle in close up you would think hes a supple teenage girl.
I almost bought 10,000 acres in west Texas along the border of New Mexico.
State was selling it for a dollar an acre but wouldn't sell unless you bought it whole.
I was tempted but there was no water, no electricity and the closest town or village was 45 miles away.
Where the hell did you pull all those extra votes for O'Rourke from ? 2.2 million new voters ? Nonsense.
she'd get raped to death the minute she set foot off the plane
Damn I would've bought it an instant, should've posted the offer here.
holy fuck, when was this? i'd have bought it in a second even if i never used it
What's that shampoo he uses? My dog has the same hair.
>nearest human contact is 45 miles away
Sounds like Finnish paradise. Me too, if you could get internet out there.
The best part of waking up is Joeeee in your cup
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Posting from a non-country.
>Alcoholism
>Sugar diet
>Soy diet
>Lack of exercise
We can only hope that at the end of the day it gets revealed that the FBI hit on General Flynn was a direct order by outgoing US President Barack Obama
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beer has estrogen and it makes you beer belly
drink beer simple
I'm chuckling audibly.
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Commie
>when mod make thread
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This was back in 2007
Sorry guys
But you can check the land for sell in the Lands of America and Lands of Texas websites.
Also the Texas government offers
glo.texas.gov
Not just beer it has to do additional forms of estrogen as alcoholics of the past dont have bodies like that. I think it might be the estrogen in the water thanks to womens birth control.
Jack in the box tacos. 4 or 6 should do it
basically a proposed Communist Manifesto amendment to the US Constitution
actually pretty much all heavy beer drinkers look like that lel
beer belly and tits
wtf you talking about
Is there a way to filter that water???
Highly questionable if I could keep them down.
It's all the Dihydrogen Oxygen.
How did Taiwanese Christians react to the recent capitulation of the Pope I'm regards to mainland Christians?
This pissed me off a little cause the original is a really good song, but that was pretty well done so I'll ignore it this time.
10 000 acres for 10 grand. I would have bought in a heartbeat. Arable land? Pasture? Hopefully not a desert
disgusting
Yeah or maybe he just sits on his ass all day and never lifts anything heavier than a soda can. Not everything is a fucking conspiracy dude.
surprised he lasted as long as he did, memba when he defended antifa?
If you combine dihydrogen monoxide with hidric acid, you get the deadliest substance on Earth. 100% lethal for all who ingest it