This vampire wants to suck your blood and for you join her in fighting other vampires

This vampire wants to suck your blood and for you join her in fighting other vampires.

Would you Sup Forums?

Sure, not like I have anything better to do

Only if I get to suck on her tits.

as long as I get to feel her tits they look like they have a great size and logic defying softness

My virginity will be finally useful. I would, but only if I can call her Mistress. Or Mom. Whatever she prefers.

I'm a virgin, so does this mean I also get to become a vampire or does it not count since she isn't a proper one yet?

Hell yeah I would. Vamp magic on the nightly.
Although feeding would get to be a pain in the ass.

Hm, no. And I'm calling my waifu if she tries to force me.

Are you Catholic or a Nazi?

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I'd fight vampires, but I'm not going to fight National Socialists.

I'm sorry, I would be willing to an Olminu instead.

Vampires are cute. I'd become a blood donor to make them happy.

On the one hand, I could die fighting vampires like the frenchies did. On the other hand, maybe she'll let me nestle in her breasts before I pass on. Tough choice.

Give me the catboy instead and we'll have a deal.

You could also live inside her forever, like Pip.

catboy but no blood suck does

he suck would what would?

Wrong vampire but yes

No.
You stay the fuck away from Sunako, she was a good girl who din do nuffin.

why not. I'll end up dead either way.

sure, what's the catch aside from the usual vampire downsides though?

You're on a leash and have to obey the hellsing m'lady.

I fucking wish a hot vampire with big tits would leash me and force me to obey her.
Where the hell do you think you are.

In exchange for a little comfort.

>translation out 10/10
>website indicates problems.

come on man.

I CANNOT EMBRACE UNDEATH

I'd like to kindly remind everyone wishing to become a vampire that vampires are undead and do not have a pulse. You can't get an erection without a pulse.

>permanent chastity fetish acquired

Multiple vampires in this universe talk about raping people. I think they can get erections.

I'm on Sup Forums so it's a stupid question.

Man I stuck with Hellsing for so long, it's weird to think it's over. BEEN over for so many years already

>Using guns

Sorry love, but this is a gun free island. Vampire attacks are part & parcel.

Hellsing was given the right to use guns as an arm of the military, whom unlike the police are allowed to use guns. By the Queen herself.

Says the cyborg who uploaded his mind in an artificial body.

The Queen seemed to know Alucard. Do you think they banged?

>Hellsing: The Dawn will never continue

I prefer vampire lolis but if I were a vampire myself I could have an entire harem of vampire lolis, so sure.

Vampire lolis, huh?

Yes, dainty and petite, but with a noble demeanor of a memeber of royalty. Truly a miracle of the universe.

oh yes

I would let her suck even my fucking soul if she wants.

no because werewolf's>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>vampires

Why do you think that old cunt is the longest reigning British monarch?

There is always something wrong with the project
I start to believe that fag is doing it at purpose to fuck with us

Sure, sounds like it could be fun.

What did this guy do wrong again?

He acciden... PURPOSEFULLY everything because he was pissed-off at a vampire for being immortal and couldn't get over it.

Murder most of London so he could have a selfish death.

Well he was a Nazi that was still at war with England.

the werewolf in the story died easy

Only because he wanted, otherwise he was mopping the floor with Seras.

S2 when?

Could be interesting.

I would have want to become werewolf actually.

No, it would mean that i can't eat garlic anymore and would have to work for the British. Sorry, Seras.

>Murder most of London
>Wrong

How long would it take Alucard to kill Cap?

Isn't the translation Japanese-Swedish-English, not Japanese-English or something? You guys are willing to read that? I'd rather MTL.

She can suck my sperm.

No. I wouldn't want to get in the way of best boy.

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minutes

>not aiming for a threesome

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no, I'm with the Major on this one. Exterminate the enemy, eradicate the Vampires.