How does Saber turn every straight person in Fate gay?

How does Saber turn every straight person in Fate gay?

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She actually has a penis, they were lying when they said he was a girl. Who would want to fuck a female king Arthur anyway?

Who would want to fuck a 15 year old practically goddess anyway?

It's merely a side effect of being Saber being perfect.

I mean, just look at her.

Rin is bisexual.

Ready for the Heaven's Feel movie?

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All people are bisexual. Straightness doesn't exist, traps are the proof.

the problem is, you're joking, but I actually believe that

I envy Rin for kissing Saber so much.

In Gil's case she turned him straight

Post evidence please.

Traps are shit though. No vagina and no boobs = worthless.

Sometimes they have them.

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Then they're called trannies, and that's even worse.

I believe it too, I just try to hide my insecurities behind the facade of jokes.

You tease.

What did Saber mean by this

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If a 3d guy could look and act like a 2d saber i would be milking his dick 24/7 no homo

>I seriously hope you don't focus on things beside food

Fate route - best route. Sorry, i just had to say this.

Real traps are gross. Even if I can admit they're "cute" every dick is disgusting except mine

Rin was straight until she got wet after seeing the sight of Saber who's about to cut her down which made her question her sexuality.

I liked the boy meets girl stories of the Arc/Saber routes. They even have the same ending.

Because just look at her!

Who wouldn't?

Couldn't do it for Sakura.

I cried like a bitch every time during latter part of the route, especially during dreams of saber past. Tears wells up every time i hear Ever-present feeling.
I guess i'm like Shirou in that regard - her life was so unrewarding that it makes me mad and very sad at the same time. I just want her to be happy and have thing she discarded pulling that damn sword - her own heart. The once and future waifu for me, can't do nothing about it.

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All people are authoritarian. Democracy doesn't exist. Foucault is proof.

Please, Sup Forums, don't pollute this pure thread. Thank you.

die anime dweeb

I urge you to be more polite, it would be of great help.

Fuck off crossboarder.

You got the wrong hitler. That one was just a vagabond.

Post proof.

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By being so bland I'd rather fuck a dude

>inb4 sheath joke

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Rin would fuck anything for money

You're just gay, user.

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"R-rin your skirt-"

"Just admire my panty-clad ass, my little pet."

Saber is a flawless depiction of a "normal" lesbian, really.
would drink and be buddy/10

you are wrong tho.

Except Luvia.

Of course, Luvia already fucked her.

But Rin pleases Saber for her own pleasure!

Joke's on you, they were already gay

I am inclined to agree.

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I'm inclined to agree with your agreement

It was not food that got Sakura embarrassed.
- Sakura, Do you focus on anything else besides Shirou's manhood?

>no boobs = worthless.
Whoa, back up.

Because Sakura is a sexual deviant that wants to fuck her own sister.

In sex scenes she should've been written as trying (and failing) to keep it on the level of mana transfer and not lovemaking. There's comedy and added eroticism in a servant trying to remain passionless as each thrust brings her closer to the blushing mewling mess that she is in the sex scenes they went with.

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This meme isn't even good.

Well you replied to it.

What does the bread symbolize?

That would make it bait then, not a meme.

I pulled out my notes on XIV century old English literature and after looking through it I found that bread symbolises food.

Satisfaction that only another woman can give to Saber.

>yfw Saber wants to suck all the Shirou out of Rin's mouth.

Damn, Tohsaka can pull the Saber look real fine.

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I hope the rhino noses don't come back.

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>I hope the rhino noses don't come back.
They are coming back.
We can only hope that they fix this in the next movie or the blu rays.
But this is Takeuchi's current style after all, Ufo is just trying to be faithful to it.

She is older than Rin and she was, at least temporarily, a man.

Therefore Rin's prostitute-instincts kicked in.

How come she didn't charge then?
Guess not all prostitutes can be as educated as Sakura.

Rin is the best girl

Saber is for Irisviel.

The Seiba on the right looks more like Mordred than Artoria to me.

Rin is definitely the best at pleasuring old men and blonde English girls.

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Well, Saber's clothes were Rin's to begin with.

Rin's always looks much better in Prisma than in anything else. Her default FSN outfit is ugly.

>blonde English girls
For a second there I thought you were saying Luvia is a britbong

>Her default FSN outfit is ugly.
Shit taste. It was the only outfit from the VN worth keeping in the adaptations.

Luvia wishes she was.

You attached the wrong pic. Also, the tittle backfires to Luvia because it implies that she is a whore too.

Not unless your point is that Luvia & Rin are both whores & worst girls.

Just because everyone else's clothes are worse doesn't mean Rin's is good.

>Not unless your point is that Luvia & Rin are both whores & worst girls.

Her ZR is of the finest quality. She's basically the poster girl for that style.

NO BULLY THE SABAH

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>SABAH
Hassan i-Sabbah?

It's kind of weird seeing all that marketing. Fate was successful from the start but it really became huge in the last years. Is this the power of gacha ?

Rin thinking about how good it was to eat out Saber was hotter than the actual sex scene

>Rin thinking about how good it was to eat out Saber was hotter than the actual sex scene
When did this happen?
I only activated the uncensored stuff for HF.

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This one's better.

STOP LEWDING SABER