That's why you never stick your junk in crazy women, Mr. David Dennison. Now your marriage and Presidency is fucked

That's why you never stick your junk in crazy women, Mr. David Dennison. Now your marriage and Presidency is fucked.

low effort slide thread designed to subvert and distract discussion on Sup Forums. If you think the word of a pornstar whore has any merit then you are sadly mistaken. If deep state could nail trump they would have done it before he became president

do you fucking retards really believe anyone actually gives a shit about this.
its like barnaby joyce and his marriage falling apart NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

I go by Mitch Mitchell when I'm spurring whores

why didnt he just have her murdered? not even the clintons are this dumb

>want degeneracy to stop
>encourages degeneracy in highest offices
You are where you are for a reason

>implying Melania didn't know that Don loves strange
>implying anyone cares that a rich playboy fucked a porn star a decade ago

Lol people have known for years Trump was a playboy who had multiple women and pornstars. Even if this sticks I don't think anyone actually cares

>Billionaire man fucks many different beautiful women
Imagine my shock!

Trump is a poison pill. He’s not meant to change the system he’s meant to kill it.

look at his fucking face. this sodomite fuck. i bet he was pretending epstein and moore and putin and dugin and tory smith and jewvanka were there. indict em all. get the fucker out on his lying and broke and incompetent and communist and smug little jew ass. right in a ditch and never to be heard from and imprisoned and barred from twitter

Why are you such a whinging annoying cunt. Worrying about other peoples marriages. Have you always been a gigantic dickhead

take your clothes off. that'll help. muh communist immigration based on "specialised" art visas

Trump is launching point for a return of real conservatism

If grabbing pussy didn’t cost him the presidency before he won it, consensual sex after he won it means nothing

yeah. losing one state at a time and never having won the popular vote. im gone. youre an asshole. complete garbage

>wants degeneracy to increase
>except when Trump allegedly (still 0 evidence) does it

Thanks Saul.

>80% of evangelists in-ironically voted for this degenerate deviant dotard

think_of_the_children.meme

Sorry i dont like faggots if i had it my way id make a facility that can house thousands of them with chambers oh wait...

>a literal sodomite flag

Pot calling the kettle black?

Nobody cares. I doubt Melania even cares

oh wait. that was a faggot jew israel creator that did that. just like here and muh jewliani tranny tits and making out with pence

Everybody already knew Trump was an adulterer and a sexual predator.

They voted for him anyway. Even the born again Christians And now he's POTUS.

Think about THAT shit for a minute or two.

Salute.

sodomites are grabbems. and frog whores. period. keep being a noballed tranny inventing adulterer

If Trump wanted to win the popular vote he would have.

Why? He's fucked up a number of marriages, grabbed em by the pussy and whatnot, who cares? Twitter?

>look at his fucking face. this sodomite fuck.
...and look at the cum spittoon who splayed akimbo for the grotesque geriatric

>engaging in coition with dumbf
>without a gun to one's head

MFW libcucks realize we elected a trump knowing full well that he cheated on multiple wives.

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fuck this
oy vey. you hooknosed herpes spreading baby dick sucker and Christ killer
dream of heel spurs and porno whores

What? Are you speaking in homophonics?

Fuck you. Hard.

Le based black man shilady

how do you know it's a faggot -- it could be a trap, cunt...

in trumpisms and against your lies. fucken idiot. nice try though goy

assuming it's all true, what happens? it's not illegal to fuck porn stars and I doubt Trump married for love

"only" biblically illegal

I'm beginning to suspect English isn't your first language, what country are you from?
Why don't you take that meme flag off?

A politician can't get in legal trouble over paying hush money r-right

fuck your mother. did that get through your froggy freud head? you wasted fucking bogan

since when to fags care about the bible? did we switch timelines again?

>trump fucks porn star
>omfg the humanity

>bill Clinton gets serviced by Monica in white house
>...

since i go back before 1880 and you shilled all the pedo degenerate pagan shrine hooker fake jew whores you wanted. fucking antichrists and babylonians. larping and chirping and spouting off about muh degeneracies. you dont know shit about deaths or sins or the bible or anything it says

> NB4 Melania files for divorce
> NB4 she testifies about his Russian mob ties to Mueller
> NB4 she throws all his tax returns to the public
> NB4 she becomes an icon for the #MeToo movement
> NB4 she gets into an epic heated Twitter war with Ivanka
> NB4 she tells the world Donald fondled his baby daughter
> NB4 Trump cultists keep making excuses
> NB4 another one of them does another mass shooting
> NB4 the GOP loses midwest blue collar union workers just as fast as they gained them
> NB4 the inevitable blue wave

Would have a beer with and shoot the shit.

faggot

Source?

pathetic failed attempt, dullard dumbf drone

Let's be honest.
his marriage has been f*cked for a long time before now. The presidency was fucked as soon as russia swung the election to him...and the entire world is fuc*ed since he took office and will be for many years after he's gone to prison.

>Stormy Daniels
>beautiful woman

Nah dude. Take away those big knockers and she's a 4.

>Source?
evolution

She is just a hair above a pedo

God damn the second category gets me hard as fuck. How are they males???

imagine being this deluded, wheres blue texas?

Wouldn't the left celebrate this since they encourage cuckoldry, fucking whomever whenever and shieet

Failed attempt at what?

I'm still in the camp that he didn't think he was going to win and was planning a TV network after he lost. Month or two before the election I was seeing the idea floated about starting a tv network.

Butt Pirate.

She's hit the wall now, but she was eminently bangable in her prime.

shit, i think i broke it

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>Take away those big knockers and she's a 4.
Trump is paying to bang 4s? pathetic, where is the grab em by the pussey.

He gets more ass than JFK.

So you're saying the man who is on his 3rd marriage and who runs the Miss American pageant so he can bang THOTs is a total poon-hound?

IMAGINE MOI SHAWK

>low effort slide thread designed to subvert and distract discussion on Sup Forums.
>top threads about how coffee makes you a soyboy and how raping black women should be legal
>"distract discussion on Sup Forums."

44% of you do that. read the threads. youre defending the butt pirate jew pumpkin. pathetic
hilarious and original. i think you broke the third dimension

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Why are people shocked by this? Also who fucking cares. He can't be impeached for being an asshole who cheats on his wife

>i have sex with lies
mmkay

Who the porn star?

Because Donald Trump doesn't drink beer. He cooks his steaks well done and he doesn't drink beer.

What a fag..

Whatever homo. He looks like alot of middle aged business owners. Great minds think alike.

at least I'm coherent, and everyone knows 2d>3d

That's...uh, nice?

DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR MOLESTED BARRON TRUMP

peeps needa know

you have blown through so much debt in one year and not a brick of wall has been completed. it will remain as natural barriers. fuck your buzzwords. to me he's broke and in nambla

two blind straw men

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If trump had an affair with bruce jenner people on the left would probably praise him for being diverse. F U C K I N G C O C K H E A D S

nice panama resort. whoops. nice pedo a lago. whoops. nice mueller time. nice approval ratings. nice fucking noballed adultery

Ker plunk

nah. he needs to eat pee pee to satisfy the "right". needs more trade wars. im a capitalist and so forth

What he did vs Bill Clinton in that very office. Bill fucked up everything...and yet you love him.

>the complete state of Sup Forums

Not him the POTUS. Him the person, and her, if you know what I mean. GAZINGA!

>two blind straw men walk into a bar

you cant even set up a joke correctly

>discussion on Sup Forums
Yeah, let's get back on topic

Are Asians white?

Id rather live in Syria then America

This is an actual fanfic. Neither his Presidency, or marriage is "fucked".

Also, the irony is that you're proving that you can actually fuck crazy women, and there won't be any real consequences later. She can say terrible things about you but you can always just raise your eyebrow condescendingly and scoff it off. Women and their fake consequences make me laugh.

You were banished for a reason.

I dont know. are blacks asian?

Yes.

It doesn't matter if he did or didn't. They can't do shit to impeach him

>can't hardly speak english
>meme flag, won't say what country he's from
>makes no arguments just calls people names erratically and INCESSANTLY
>18 posts of this shit already

>comments on the state of Sup Forums

Mate just go away, you're acting like a goose.

Dont forget, tomorrow Trump is meeting with video game industry folks. There's a shitton a sliding and misinfo threads and, while they may be fun to mess with, don't forget what you're here for.

Alpha males at the top of the food chain deserve multiple females. Only Christcucks whose brain have been turned into mush disagree with this. Do you think Caesar only fucked one woman? LMAO.

So they had a deal, allegedly, and now she has broken the deal. So why would men trust women like her in the future? I seems like she is not only doing herself a disservice but all women or at least all other whores. What sort of precautions will rich men take in the future given these developments?

More like
>Bill Clinton gets service from Monica in the white house
>shieeet dats my nigga rite there. based!

>The virgin Monica vs. the Chad Stormy

first black president

[this is what hilldawgs actually believe]

> His marriage isn't "fucked"

For the first 100 days of Donald Trump's presidency, his wife slept in a different bed, in a different room, in a different building, in a different city, in a different state, four states away, surrounded by dozens of younger, more virile Secret Service agents, night after night after night.

She proceeded to walk in front of him on a world tour, publicly slapping his hand away every time he tried to touch her or show affection.

The reports from White House staff are that they still sleep in separate rooms. He doesn't sleep with his wife; he sleeps with burgers; a literal American stereotype.

She took a different vehicle to the State of the Union, entered through a different door, sat when others stood to applaud, and left without saying goodbye.

Their marriage is fucked.