Power is out from snow storm. Im scared of CIA niggers.... its fucking dark and I have no flashlights... Except for my phone. I hear rustling downstairs... What do I do ;_;
Power is out from snow storm. Im scared of CIA niggers.... its fucking dark and I have no flashlights...
Matthew Diaz
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Jace Brooks
Get a mounted light bro : ^ )
Grayson Davis
you in big trouble!
Jaxson Lee
I cant see anything I HEAR TALKING DOWNSTIARS FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Oliver Anderson
CIA niggers are nothing compared to a fleshgait trying to eat you.
Liam Kelly
Blame global warming and drink warm soymilk
Jaxon Rogers
dw brah you'll know if they're coming for you - they glow in the dark.
Nathaniel Baker
>Im scared of CIA niggers.... its fucking dark and I have no flashlights
No problem, CIA niggers glow in the dark, you'll see them
Connor Walker
Surprise party?
Joseph Garcia
Kill yourself preemptively.
They'll never expect that
Kevin Baker
F
Anthony Hernandez
A CIA KILL TEAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
Ethan Myers
Go down stairs and help you mom bring in groceries user
Connor Perry
I wish we had snowstorms in the southwest. Sounds comfy.
Michael Young
Are you an /upstate NY/ bro?
Connor Butler
If you got one of those Twitter letters Mueller is after you.
Adam Stewart
Why dont you have a flashlight?
Cooper Murphy
Take your underwear off and post pics
Christian Lewis
Dude I heard NY was so bad today, Nah im in MA
Ian Sullivan
Cia dispatch here. Take your hand off your mouse and face. Hold them in the air and wait.
Henry Bailey
>no flashlight
probably means no gun or pocket knife either... die snowflake faggot.
Jaxson Lee
I HEAR SOME VERY STRANGE RUBBING... LIKE SKIN TO SKIN RUBBING VERY FAST
Matthew Baker
only moments until they trigger the backdoor killswitch that is built into your phone.
Ian Baker
I have a katana
Tyler Morales
why did you live your life as a little beta bitch and not have lights, batteries of all types, inverters, and dedicated battery backups or generators?
Isaac Howard
My mommy did it not me
Jack Robinson
Thankful I'm western NY, so it grazed me while Albany and the rest of upstate, along with downstate, got raped. Last week we had a crazy storm around here though. Same time last year we had a horrible wind storm and I was out of power for a week. Stay strong.
Josiah Williams
>I HEAR SOME VERY STRANGE RUBBING
RUN!
Evan Lee
Benjamin King
Yeah got pretty fucked tbqh no power loss tho *preying emoji*
William Thompson
It's just your parents.
David Bailey
FUCK FUCK FUCK I HEAR COINS DROPPING
Jaxon Jones
kek
Ian Kelly
Quick! Fill the bathtub with water and jump in after setting the house on fire! It's your only hope!
Caleb Cruz
They are both dead user
Brody Morales
O fug that’s the go signal
Mason Evans
I know.
Carson Thompson
Thanks user, you too
Jace Gray
lmao the house can't burn if theres water in the tub
Brody Robinson
>X-Files.mp3
Ryder Nguyen
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