The Australian century is nigh, China and America will fall beneath the boot of the Australian Empire

The Australian century is nigh, China and America will fall beneath the boot of the Australian Empire.

Most Hawaians are very sympathetic towards anexation by Australia, they hate the Yankee imperialists for arresting their queen.

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not even hard to achieve, just give a few ak's to kangaroos and put them in by the boatload, i recon about 10 kangaroos is enough to btfo the entirety of southeast asia

The United States of Ausfailia is the arrogant, alcoholic 51st and fattest state of America which will inevitably cause a nuclear Extinction Level Event through pure shit-faced stupidity.

Before its discovery by the English at least 100 years ago, Australia, like America, was nothing more than a wasteland apart from a few tribes of primitive savages called Abos who occupied the land; doing nothing but draw in caves, smear paint on their bodies, engage in cannibalism and shit in bushes for 40,000 years.

As the world's largest jail based on an early model that would later become Guantanamo Bay, Australia is comprised entirely of distant relatives of Britain's worst criminals (tax dodging sheep fuckers)and a haven for aspiring international terrorists. Occasionally a feisty young Osama fanboy such as David Hicks will go rogue and spend a few years in Gitmo, but that's OK because these noble heroes will always be welcomed home with open arms.

Until the mid-20th century the country of Australia wasn't really important as nothing or nobody particularly interesting came from it. It wasn't until some time during the 1960s or so when a group of generous American soldiers, while stationed somewhere in Sydney during 'Nam, began pulling Australia out of the Dark Ages by introducing the Aussie population to some cool shit like heroin and cocaine. This kind gesture has never been forgotten as massive heroin, crack and coke epidemics would progressively spread like a disease to several parts of the country for many years to come.

Unlike other previously invaded countries, Australians genuinely have weapons of mass destruction and control almost half the worlds Uranium which they will give to the highest bidder, no matter who they may be. If it doesn't make you vomit blood in horror that such incompetent drunks could destroy the world in an instant, the fact that they sell weapons of mass destruction to obvious terrorists is the most horrifying act of terrorism since 11/9.

rake, now.

South African blacks put their boot on the throats of the whites and all the Aussie cucks start fantasizing about bringing the darkies in to their make believe empire.

Looking pretty mongrel on that map.

>The Australian century is nigh

Look at the landmass size and factor in population then imagine superintelligent multidimensional (micro & macro) minds.

Where do you think everyone is?

Not out on interstellar and extradimensional diplomatic life and world creating and maintaining missions?

>China and America will fall beneath the boot of the Australian Empire.

Already have.
EXCEPT we're lifting bro.
Some of us are anyway.
Not orwellian bootcrushing.
Considering all of this, I'm not sure if your worlds have proven themselves worthy or unworthy.
However, I'm fairly sure that you'd be fairly sure which one.

Oh "Australia", thinking about somewhere else. Nevermind. *

Mate haveya been to melbourne lately? The gook already has us swamped.

There is a great sadness in that man's smile. Who is he?

Oddly familiar.

Nick Rochefort from MDE

the bong brained bogan's right, you know...

>selling off the future for one shekel more

Was he the original magapede?

yeah nah. ur dreaming mate

What part of "we're full" did you misinterpret?

If u aren't Australian, Fuck off. This Thread Is Full.

Is it possible to weaponise funnel web spiders?

*loses war to a bunch of birds*

You sending some of those attack birds?

Unless the former felons can turn bad language and shitposting into weapons, I don’t think so.

If you slander us in regards to our ancestors, how about I slander you in regards to your descendants? That's roughly fair. Even though life and existence is apparently very unfair.
An adequately knowledgeable 4th dimensional consciousness could do so.
Or... We could just do neither of those things.
However, this is politically incorrect and you are being political therefore you are also probably incorrect.

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Emus more likely to have an empire

Maybe if you would have kept your white Australia policy you would have had a chance to become a great nation, but its over for Australia before they even had a chance at greatness.

Unless a flock of emus decide to rise